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Re: Ni Hao, Landover -
09-23-2008, 03:01 AM
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Only time am see black people is imported television.
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Sounds like Canada.
But we have friggin Eskimos everwhere. 8 in my house alone.
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Re: Ni Hao, Landover -
09-23-2008, 12:46 PM
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Who is provide SO false information?
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Sorry, Doctor Who, but it's a known fact that feng shui is satanic. Even these liberals admit it.
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Re: Ni Hao, Landover -
09-23-2008, 02:12 PM
Ah, come on folks. The Chinese aren't so bad. They did a pretty good job of building the railroads and doing our laundry. And thanks to their child labor and work prison camps, we get to enjoy good cheap lead-filled plastic toys and formaldehyde-enhanced toothpaste at Wal-Mart.
I used to be friends with a Chink inmate when I was committed to the Happydale Home for the Severely Disturbed. He gave me the nickname "Huangbadan." Not sure what that means - maybe it's Chinese for "Buford."
So I'm real pleased to make your acquaintance, Mr. Ni Hao. That is, just as long as you stay over on your side of the Pacific and don't come over here to Texas - we already have a problem with overpopulation of beaners who are taking away our good-paying jobs at McDonald's and Home Depot, so I don't think we got room for 10 billion Chinese.
I just got a question I've been meaning to ask one of little fellers: Does all that squinting give you guys headaches?
So I for one welcome you to our little forum. You can learn a lot here from folks living in the Greatest Country in the World. By the way, does anybody know if you can catch Sars or Aids through the Internet? Maybe I need to wear rubber gloves, a face mask and a condom when talking to these foreigners online.
Praise Jesus,
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yours in Christ,
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Re: Ni Hao, Landover -
09-23-2008, 10:39 PM
Hu Lao are you are woman or a man?
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Re: Ni Hao, Landover -
09-23-2008, 10:42 PM
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Hu Lao are you are woman or a man
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With the slants it's hard to tell. Even they don't know sometimes.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Ni Hao, Landover -
09-23-2008, 10:54 PM
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With the slants it's hard to tell. Even they don't know sometimes.
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Why do you always mock people's physical traits.People like you are the chief reason why there are mass school shootings .
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Re: Ni Hao, Landover -
09-23-2008, 11:17 PM
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Why do you always mock people's physical traits.People like you are the chief reason why there are mass school shootings .
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Are you threatening us, boy?!? Well, just try and get close to any school in Freehold and see what happens to you. I've already sent a copy of your threat to the DOF. I'd open my door if anybody knocks, unless you were thinking of getting a new door anyway. We'll come visit you at GITMO!
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Re: Ni Hao, Landover -
09-23-2008, 11:27 PM
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Why do you always mock people's physical traits.People like you are the chief reason why there are mass school shootings .
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Wrong again boy. The reason for school shootings is that satan uses his goth minions to wreak havoc. Havoc is satan's middle name.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Ni Hao, Landover -
09-23-2008, 11:36 PM
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Wrong again boy. The reason for school shootings is that satan uses his goth minions to wreak havoc. Havoc is satan's middle name.
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No,shootings occur when people like you perpetually abuse a person physically or psychologically.It has nothing to do with Satan.Moreover,not all of them are gothic or emo.
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Re: Ni Hao, Landover -
09-23-2008, 11:45 PM
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No,shootings occur when people like you perpetually abuse a person physically or psychologically.It has nothing to do with Satan.Moreover,not all of them are gothic or emo.
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Listen boy; Bringing the Light of Jesus into people's sinful lives is my God-given duty. I would literally do anything it takes to drag a sinner onto the path to Salvation©. Abuse would be with holding God's Holy Words from scum like you.
And I would ask you to back up your ridiculous statement that goth/emo scum aren't behind these school shootings. Because I don't believe a word you colored boys say. You people lie the way I change my socks (every hour).
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Ni Hao, Landover -
09-23-2008, 11:50 PM
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Listen boy; Bringing the Light of Jesus into people's sinful lives is my God-given duty. I would literally do anything it takes to drag a sinner onto the path to Salvation©. Abuse would be with holding God's Holy Words from scum like you.
And I would ask you to back up your ridiculous statement that goth/emo scum aren't behind these school shootings. Because I don't believe a word you colored boys say. You people lie the way I change my socks (every hour).
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I guess you are being derelict in your duties,considering that you are occasionally doing the complete opposite.Incidentally,you've just lied to me by saying that you change your socks every hour.
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Re: Ni Hao, Landover -
09-24-2008, 12:44 AM
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I guess you are being derelict in your duties,considering that you are occasionally doing the complete opposite.Incidentally,you've just lied to me by saying that you change your socks every hour.
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Are you calling a Pastor a liar? You apologize this instant boy! I'm sure you will be infracted for your sass, if not banned outright! Apologize RIGHT NOW!!!
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Re: Ni Hao, Landover -
09-24-2008, 12:54 AM
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I guess you are being derelict in your duties,considering that you are occasionally doing the complete opposite.Incidentally,you've just lied to me by saying that you change your socks every hour.
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Would you just stop monopolizing someone else's introduction thread?
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Re: Ni Hao, Landover -
09-24-2008, 03:08 AM
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Why do you always mock people's physical traits.People like you are the chief reason why there are mass school shootings .
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School shootings are good training for the kids. Just as soon as they graduate, they'll be heading for Iraq or Iran. You don't want them going over there without any prior combat experience, do you?
YIC,
Buford
yours in Christ,
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Re: Ni Hao, Landover -
09-24-2008, 03:12 AM
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School shootings are good training for the kids. Just as soon as they graduate, they'll be heading for Iraq or Iran. You don't want them going over there without any prior combat experience, do you?
YIC,
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