[Juliette]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Wait a minute; Are you telling me that they have a city named after that drug-addicted monkey-worshiper? The guy who foisted one of the greatest hoaxes on Mankind ever perpetrated (evilution) and wanted to marry his cocker spaniel!?

Then it really is true. There is absolutely no morality in that vile island cesspool. I am stunned.

I suppose that have a city named "satan" as well?

Pastor Zeke,

I couldn't find proof of a city named 'Satan' in Australien yet.

But I'm afraid our brave Mission has no idea what kind Godmockery they are going to face.

In the Godless village of Sissydney I found this bar. And these depraved vile sinners named it after one of the greatest dangerous heathens that ever touched the soil of the earth.

Jesus weeps.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

So in addition to being drunks, criminals, and cut and runners, they're commies too? Our missionaries aren't arriving a moment too soon. I just pray they make it there before Rapture, otherwise it will be far too late.

[Nobar King]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Sister MM, this is an old map so it might not be very helpful.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

I think that little island at the bottom is NZ.
The rest of Australia (represented by the question mark) is an open cut uranium mine.

[caitlin]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Nobar King, I think you should update your map as if may lead the missionaries into a real disaster. NSW and Canberra is full of thilthy Japanese and Aboriginals. Did you know that the abos have their own embassy made out of twigs?

[DAMNED ATHIEST]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

You are coming to Sydney just in time by the looks of it & I note that there has been a reception commitee organised for you guys.

http://www.mardigras.org.au/internal.cfm?sub=Parade&nav=Mardi%20Gras%2008

Will you be sponsering a float this year? or will you be marching with our own Reverend Fred Nile?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

You are coming to Sydney just in time by the looks of it & I note that there has been a reception commitee organised for you guys.

http://www.mardigras.org.au/internal.cfm?sub=Parade&nav=Mardi%20Gras%2008

Will you be sponsering a float this year? or will you be marching with our own Reverend Fred Nile?

So you God hating aussie scum are actually PROUD of this yearly queer street riot?

No wonder God witholds His blessings from your vile island.

[DAMNED ATHIEST]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Not at all Pastor - I like all good southern Melbournites think they all along with the coons, wog's, chinks etc should be stranded on Van Diemen's land with the rest of the inbred two headed freaks and then turn it into a glass crater.

I just noticed that you guys seemed to be going to Sydney at a strange time & was wondering if some of you were closet fags and were thinking of "coming out" whilst over here?

[Nobar King]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

I can guarantee you that when the missionaries referred to 'coming out to Australia', that is not what they meant.

[DAMNED ATHIEST]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Ahhh - I was just wondering if your "missionaries" had similar beliefs to some of the christian leaders over here - ie as long as you are the giver & not the reciever/as long as the seed isn't spilt past the sphincter or if the choir boy is younger than 14 it is not classed as homosexuality?

Either way I suppose it is a case of "what goes away - stays away" when travelling to the gay capitol of Australia.

An appropriate place to stay in my opinion would be "Kings Cross".
Highly recomended for clientelle with your apparent "tastes".

I shall be letting The Reverend Fred know of your impending arrival.

[Nobar King]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

I think we should be wary of this Fred guy.

[DAMNED ATHIEST]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

You should only be wary of him if you have gay or pedaphilic tendancies or intend hijacking a plane on the way over here.

[Nobar King]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Ok, you said that already. Doesn't giving up your sinful past and devoting your life to Jesus sound like a good idea?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

You are coming to Sydney just in time by the looks of it & I note that there has been a reception commitee organised for you guys.

http://www.mardigras.org.au/internal.cfm?sub=Parade&nav=Mardi%20Gras%2008

Will you be sponsering a float this year? or will you be marching with our own Reverend Fred Nile?

I just noticed that you guys seemed to be going to Sydney at a strange time & was wondering if some of you were closet fags and were thinking of "coming out" whilst over here?

While I regret clicking on your demonic link, I did notice this parade of sodomy ends on March 2nd. Our missionaries will be there on July 15th, so whatever you're trying to insinuate about our goals, it's obvious you didn't read the announcement at all.
Next time you try to assassinate the character of decent True Christian(tm) folk, try to get your facts straight first.

[bung79]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

I'd be surprised if you actually make it to Australia. None of you seem to know where Australia is located. Most of you think it's in the northern hemisphere. I'm guessing you'll run out of fuel and crash into the sea before you realise where you are