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Re: Criticizing Tim Tebow is criticism of Jesus. -
01-27-2013, 06:10 PM
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Haha, nice comic strip.
1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.
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Re: Criticizing Tim Tebow is criticism of Jesus. -
01-27-2013, 08:35 PM
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Let's just tell the truth. Tim Tebow is the greatest football player of all times. The reason he is not the starting quarterback for the Denver Broncos?
The media and the NFL hate Jesus!
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Indeed Pastor! Amen and again, AMEN!
Have you seen what they're doing to the Godly image of Mr. Tebow, and vicariously to the image of Christ? They're HOMO-izing him!
By using a well-known public sodomizer, the NFL is mocking Christ Himself. Further, they do so by using a popular advocate of sodomy, one who many Americans grew up identifying as decent, hard-working, child-genius, Doogie Howser, MD.
By using a model of American work-ethics and traditional conservative values that show a productive white man can do anything he wants, they make the subliminal suggestion that being a sodomite is normal. How insidious. How evil.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Criticizing Tim Tebow is criticism of Jesus. -
01-28-2013, 02:14 AM
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Originally Posted by HandJob
Haha, nice comic strip.
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You won't be laughing when satan is ass-raping you for all eternity down in hell.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Criticizing Tim Tebow is criticism of Jesus. -
09-03-2013, 12:23 AM
It looks like Tim has had a couple of setbacks here recently. He didn't get playing time in New York because his coach Rex Ryan apparently hates Jesus and Christianity.
He then signed on with the New England Patriots and that didn't work out so well, as he only completed around 35% of his passes in the preseason. But come on! It's only preseason. When the regular season starts, he would totally be ready to start on day one. The reason Bill Belechick doesn't start Tebow over Tom Brady? I think it's pretty clear there is an anti-Christian conspiracy going on in the NFL. They cut him in favor of whore monger playboy Brady.
I am sure this is just a minor setback in his career. Jesus is simply finding the right place for Tebow to be, whether it is on the football field, politics or ministry.
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Re: Criticizing Tim Tebow is criticism of Jesus. -
09-03-2013, 01:27 AM
Now they are talking about Tim heading up to Canada. The real problem with Canadian football is the 3-down and out.
To play properly, Tim needs at least four plays in a series. To get his helmet off, kneel and reach Jesus in prayer, he can't be rushed like in Canadian football.
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nfl--ti...182458641.html
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Criticizing Tim Tebow is criticism of Jesus. -
09-03-2013, 02:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
Now they are talking about Tim heading up to Canada. The real problem with Canadian football is the 3-down and out.
To play properly, Tim needs at least four plays in a series. To get his helmet off, kneel and reach Jesus in prayer, he can't be rushed like in Canadian football.
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nfl--ti...182458641.html
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Typical persecution of a good Christian. Now he can't even work in his own country and must go to Canada.
Brethren, Tebow is about to go threw his own personal exodus. Let us pray for him!
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Re: Criticizing Tim Tebow is criticism of Jesus. -
09-03-2013, 11:47 AM
Such a sad story. I still have high hopes for brother Tim. Unfortunately, if you wanted to give North American an enema, Canada wouldn't be a bad place to stick the hose. I had the misfortune of visiting America's hat a few weeks ago while on vacation, I'm sure no tree hugging hippie, but it is Biblically sound doctrine to act as stewards toward the Earth as long as it is within reason. These stubborn awful canuckle draggers are so wasteful. They are destroying the environment by using three waste bins for their garbage instead of one. I also spotted more than a handful of them transporting bicycles on the city bus..now how stupid can you be. If a man as intelligent as Tim Tebow does go up north, he'll probably be hailed as from the future and possibly be made Prime Minister or whatever they call the head ninja up there.
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