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Dog Sodomy Now a Crime! -
10-21-2006, 03:20 AM
And Praise Jesus not a moment too soon. Stories like THIS one make me happy to be a True Christian and give thanks for the Godly influence of Jesus' hand-picked president, GWB. It seems that the jews have lost one war in the State of Washington.
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Man accused of having relations with dog 37 minutes ago
TACOMA, Wash. - A man accused of having sex with the family dog has been charged under the state's new animal cruelty law, which makes bestiality a felony, a prosecutor said.
Michael Patrick McPhail, 26, of nearby Spanaway, pleaded not guilty Thursday to one count of first-degree animal cruelty in Pierce County Superior Court.
Assistant Pierce County Prosecutor Karen Watson said McPhail was the first person in Pierce County to be charged with the new bestiality offense.
She said the dog was taken by animal control.
McPhail posted $20,000 bail on Friday.
Judge Katherine Stolz has set a trial date of Dec. 11.
McPhail's wife told investigators that she found her husband on their back porch Wednesday night having intercourse with their 4-year-old female pit bull terrier, the Pierce County sheriff's office report said. The dog was squealing and crying, according to charging papers.
The woman took photos with her cell phone and called the sheriff's office.
The bestiality law, which took effect in June, was prompted by a case near Enumclaw in which a Seattle man died after having sex with a horse. Before the law was enacted, Washington was one of 14 states where bestiality had not been explicitly prohibited.
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Let me get this straight; a man had to die from being sodomized by a horse in order for the liebral tree-huggers in Washington to pass a law against the sin of bestiality!??
I'm going to ask the DOF to contact the woman mentioned above and get downloads of those photos of her boyfriend sodomizing the pit bull. We can use those to educate the children in Sunday School.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Dog Sodomy Now a Crime! -
10-21-2006, 10:36 AM
That should have always been a crime. For once I agree with you. That's cruelty to animals, not to mention plain distubring
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10-21-2006, 01:12 PM
I'm of two minds on this.
One, of course it's disgusting.
Two, I'll bet dollars to donuts that man has a secular wife who considers begging a natural part of foreplay.
The problem here is why were his sexual needs not being met by his wife? Why did that poor guy have to stoop to having sex with his dog?
We all know how powerful a man's sex drive is. Secular feminazi's call us pigs while Jesus knows it's just a man demonstrating his superior ability to love unconditionally. We can hate you, make love to you, and still hate you after. We will never completely cut you off from our comfort wand.
While I agree bestiality is wrong, the real problem is women who do not understand their role as servants to men, and their main priority is to ensure the love of Jesus (as demonstrated thru men) is unhindered.
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Re: Dog Sodomy Now a Crime! -
10-21-2006, 03:13 PM
Thanks for this (hopefully unnecessary for most of us) reminder of Biblical law, Pastor Zeke. The man is no doubt, a Democrat and a "Free Thinker" as the Hell-bound call it.
Leviticus 20:15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.
As usual, I am disappointed that our Republican-led government has not immediately enforced the penalty as commanded by GOD. But perhaps, this being an election year, they have other priorities . . . I guess we should not question the motives of our Godly government . . . I know they know best.
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Re: Dog Sodomy Now a Crime! -
10-21-2006, 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
That should have always been a crime. For once I agree with you. That's cruelty to animals, not to mention plain distubring
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Mrs. Van Hellsbells, even when you're right, you're right for the wrong reason. The Scripture teaching that Mother Glynndie cited is not about animal cruelty, since it also commands us to slay the beast (in your modern lingo, put the poor doggie to sleep). Your PETA rantings are inconsistent with Scripture:
Gen. 9:2: And the fear of you and the dread of you shall be upon every beast of the earth, and upon every fowl of the air, upon all that moveth [upon] the earth, and upon all the fishes of the sea; into your hand are they delivered.
So in forbidding beastiality, God was clearly concerned about human moral purity, not your woolly-headed, "let's make friends with the animals" liberalism.
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Re: Dog Sodomy Now a Crime! -
10-21-2006, 09:56 PM
One of my Ex-husbands asked me to perform something called a "Doggie Position" and being True Christian™ because as we all know, the Bible(KJV1611) tells us:
Exodus 22:19
Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.
I had to decline.
Not only that, but our German Shepherd has exceedingly bad breath.
Once again, the good book came to my aid.
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Re: Dog Sodomy Now a Crime! -
10-22-2006, 02:13 AM
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One of my Ex-husbands asked me to perform something called a "Doggie Position" and being True Christian™ because as we all know, the Bible(KJV1611) tells us...
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Sister! You reminded me of a Godly joke:
Three stewardesses were talking about their sex lives and one mentioned that the position you are in determines the sex of your baby. Anyway, one stewardess said "Id probably have a girl because I'm usually on the bottom. The second stewardess said "That means I'm having a boy because I like to be on top. Finally, the third stewardess (who looked a bit alarmed) said "Oh no! I'm going to have puppies!"
I sure hope our Lord Jesus Christ didn't mind that joke, but there aren't any dirty words are there?
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Re: Dog Sodomy Now a Crime! -
10-22-2006, 01:02 PM
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Mrs. Van Hellsbells, even when you're right, you're right for the wrong reason. The Scripture teaching that Mother Glynndie cited is not about animal cruelty, since it also commands us to slay the beast (in your modern lingo, put the poor doggie to sleep). Your PETA rantings are inconsistent with Scripture:
Gen. 9:2: And the fear of you and the dread of you shall be upon every beast of the earth, and upon every fowl of the air, upon all that moveth [upon] the earth, and upon all the fishes of the sea; into your hand are they delivered.
So in forbidding beastiality, God was clearly concerned about human moral purity, not your woolly-headed, "let's make friends with the animals" liberalism.
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So are you saying that if the bible condoned bestiality, you would too??
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Re: Dog Sodomy Now a Crime! -
10-22-2006, 03:24 PM
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So are you saying that if the bible condoned bestiality, you would too??
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The important point here is that the Bible does not condone bestiality, whereas the Democratic Party does.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Dog Sodomy Now a Crime! -
10-22-2006, 11:33 PM
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The important point here is that the Bible does not condone bestiality, whereas the Democratic Party does.
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So are you saying that if the bible condoned bestiality, you would too??
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I'd still like to know the answer to my earlier question.
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Re: Dog Sodomy Now a Crime! -
10-23-2006, 01:21 AM
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I'd still like to know the answer to my earlier question.
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You earlier question was exceptionally idiotic, even for you.
Suffice it to say that OF COURSE we follow the Holy Word of God to the letter. That you would insist on pursuing this absurd childish rant is testimony to your PMS-fueled brain, and your constant desire to mock Jesus and persecute True Christians.
Now shut up and get me a steak, woman. And make it rare, or else you'll get a taste of "what if...".
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Dog Sodomy Now a Crime! -
10-23-2006, 01:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
You earlier question was exceptionally idiotic, even for you.
Suffice it to say that OF COURSE we follow the Holy Word of God to the letter.
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Bwahahaha....Of course I know, I just wanted to see you say it And there we have it. If the bible told you to 'sate thy lust within a beast of thy choice', youd happily follow. HA!
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That you would insist on pursuing this absurd childish rant is testimony to your PMS-fueled brain, and your constant desire to mock Jesus and persecute True Christians.
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Stop saying that!! I DO NOT have PMS!! I do NOT, you MEANIE of a True Christian™ MEANIE!!!!
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Now shut up and get me a steak, woman. And make it rare, or else you'll get a taste of "what if...".
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What if what?
And I've heard about you and your steaks. If it's a mite over 'rare' you throw it in the face of the person who brought it. No matter how hot it is!
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Re: Dog Sodomy Now a Crime! -
10-23-2006, 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Bwahahaha....Of course I know, I just wanted to see you say it And there we have it. If the bible told you to 'sate thy lust within a beast of thy choice', youd happily follow. HA!
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Silly girl, the Holy King James Bible in fact doesn't say that, so you might as well ask us what we'd do if up were down or red were blue.
Let me explain it to you in short words, so that even you will understand it. God commands only what is good and right. Now, if we were to try to figure out for ourselves what is good and right, we'd be putting ourselves in the position of trying to out-think the Almighty, which we just can't do:
Prov. 21:30: [There is] no wisdom nor understanding nor counsel against the LORD.
So how do we know what is good and right? It's easy -- whatever God commands.
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10-23-2006, 10:58 PM
No, you do whatever some dumb book tells you to do. If that same book told you to strip naked, smear yourself with paint, and stick turnips up your you-know-what I'm betting my last dollar you'd do it!
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10-23-2006, 11:14 PM
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No, you do whatever some dumb book tells you to do. If that same book told you to strip naked, smear yourself with paint, and stick turnips up your you-know-what I'm betting my last dollar you'd do it!
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You mean as opposed to stripping yourself naked, covering yourself with blood, dancing in the woods and letting a goat service you. That is much more sensible?
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10-23-2006, 11:21 PM
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You mean as opposed to stripping yourself naked, covering yourself with blood, dancing in the woods and letting a goat service you. That is much more sensible?
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Balderdash. Who said I do that? No book tells me what to do, while books can be used as a guide it's up to us to make up our own minds what works best for us. (And I haven't yet seen a book which advises doing that!)
And there's nothing wrong with dancing skyclad in the woods. Just minus the blood and goat part, of course.
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Re: Dog Sodomy Now a Crime! -
10-24-2006, 12:07 AM
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.....books can be used as a guide it's up to us to make up our own minds what works best for us.
So you think that you know more than God? The depths of your depravity astonish us anew every day. The Word of God is not some lezbean magazine to glance at while you wait for your cauldron to boil...
And there's nothing wrong with dancing skyclad in the woods. Just minus the blood and goat part, of course.
There's nothing wrong with that, if you worship satan. The mental image you conjure up sickens us.
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I can't wait to hear your screams from hell...Those migraines that Jesus sends you now will seem like orgasms compared to what He has in store for you in the lake of fire. Glory!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Dog Sodomy Now a Crime! -
10-24-2006, 01:09 AM
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So you think that you know more than God? The depths of your depravity astonish us anew every day. The Word of God is not some lezbean magazine to glance at while you wait for your cauldron to boil...
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It isn't hard to know more than a being I don't believe exists.
I'm referring to any book. Any kind of religious or spiritual text (yes, Pagan ones included) are best used as a guide. Not to follow to the letter.
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There's nothing wrong with that, if you worship satan. The mental image you conjure up sickens us.
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Balderdash, Am I asking you to come watch?
(Before you say it, NO, I am NOT asking you to come watch!)
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I can't wait to hear your screams from hell...Those migraines that Jesus sends you now will seem like orgasms compared to what He has in store for you in the lake of fire. Glory!!
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Bah, I'll only be screaming if they strap me to a seat to make me watch, for eternity, the 'all Zeke show, all the time'
Eeeesh, why did I have to think of that.......
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Re: Dog Sodomy Now a Crime! -
10-24-2006, 01:13 AM
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Balderdash, Am I asking you to come watch?
(Before you say it, NO, I am NOT asking you to come watch!)
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US? What about Jesus; He as to watch you!!! What about Him? Have some pity.
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10-24-2006, 01:21 AM
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US? What about Jesus; He as to watch you!!! What about Him? Have some pity.
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If he did exist, which I don't believe he does, I for one would hope he'd keep his darn eyes to himself.
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