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Default The Flintstones - Gateway to Evolution, Fast Track to Hell!!! - 09-02-2013, 08:13 AM

What often baffles True Christians™ is not just how sinful the world around him or her is, but how long so much of it has been in the lives of church members without them recognizing it or calling it out. Take the old TV series known as The Flintstones (even the name is an affront to God Almighty as it signifies self-creation!) It features a clear-cut message from Gehenna that has done its part to bury the doctrine of evolution deep into the hearts and minds of several generations now.

Here's a test; see if you can spot all of the wicked subliminal messages embedded within this short video...



Done? OK, here are just three of them...


Sodomy




Evolution (and beastiality, the logical progression of evolution)




Adultery and perversion


But wait, here is one you probably missed...


The Eternal Universe Hypothesis (AKA, Subliminal Atheism!)

See that innocent looking background that keeps spinning by? We always thought these were a lack of animation abilities where the creators couldn't produce a realistic background, but think again!

Most recently at Landover University's Entertainment Investigations Division, creation scientists discovered that this, too, is an attempt at teaching the old atheist-friendly model called The Oscillating Universe Theory, coupled with the modernly popular heathen idea of multiverses(which is simply more atheism). The atheists are trying to make it seem like the universe has and will exist forever! So by having the background repeatedly spin by, we've stood idle for generations as we were told that life consists of naturally evolving "cycles."

We have to face up to it, and it isn't flattering, but along with those carefully placed igneous rocks and pet dinosaurs we knew were there, we find we've been duped--had by Satan all these years. We can together stand to improve on our knowledge of detecting satanic influences in society. None of us can be too careful because "your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour." (I Peter 5:8)

Pastor Ed



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