[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by BadAssButterfly

Really? Can you show me a verse where Jesus used the word "tallywhacker?" Or where he commanded that body parts be called by ridiculous euphemisms?

It is so obvious to anyone with any sense of decency to use those words that Jesus did not mention it in The Bible. Does The Bible tell us not to step in front of a speeding train? No! Or stick your tongue into a light bulb socket? No! To not do those things is just obvious. Like this.

[BadAssButterfly (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

It is so obvious to anyone with any sense of decency to use those words that Jesus did not mention it in The Bible. Does The Bible tell us not to step in front of a speeding train? No! Or stick your tongue into a light bulb socket? No! To not do those things is just obvious. Like this.

Then how do you know that Jesus prefers the word "tallywhacker" to "p***s?" I really doubt that what people called their organs was very high on his priority list.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by BadAssButterfly

Then how do you know that Jesus prefers the word "tallywhacker" to "p***s?" I really doubt that what people called their organs was very high on his priority list.

Does ever mention any naughty bit in Scripture? It is always "known", "laid down with” and the like. That is as explicit as Jesus gets. Clearly Jesus didn't intend for this to be discussed, not get your disgusting, slime spewing mommy cave off this forum.

[M.D. (Quarantined)]

Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson

I suggest that you visit an XXX rated site, where you will be more welcomed, M.D.

PS I have assigned 43 warning points for your foul language!

It's medically and grammatically correct. And I don't need porn, I have a wife.

[M.D. (Quarantined)]

Originally Posted by Enobarbus

And if I were you I wouldn't be a willful and deliberate nuisance unless I wanted to be confined to quarantine with the likes of Clown and yes, I said "quarantine with Clown".

I was just saying....Sorry, Eno....

[BadAssButterfly (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

not get your disgusting, slime spewing mommy cave off this forum.

Ooh yeah, that's it, talk dirty to me, baby!

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by BadAssButterfly

Ooh yeah, that's it, talk dirty to me, baby!

Here we go, more sicko depravity from the unsaved. Yes I know you sinning harlot's hormones go into overdrive when you see a TRUE Christian™ because it is only natural you want to have my baby harlot. Well guess what, Jesus don’t want it that way honey. So get your filthy cooter out of my face!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

For C, I like Brother Green's suggestion.

For A, we can use Biblical terminology: "flesh" (Ezekiel 23:20).

For B, I'll have to go into my prayer closet and give the matter some serious prayer.

[BadAssButterfly (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Here we go, more sicko depravity from the unsaved. Yes I know you sinning harlot's hormones go into overdrive when you see a TRUE Christian™ because it is only natural you want to have my baby harlot. Well guess what, Jesus don’t want it that way honey. So get your filthy cooter out of my face!

Again with the turtles. Granted, terrapins are fascinating creatures, but your interest borders on obssession.

[roserougesang]

I don't see anything wrong with naming Part B with it's proper word, 'breasts'. In your very own bible the word is said.

Song of Solomon 1:13 A bundle of myrrh is my well-beloved unto me; he shall lie all night betwixt my breasts. "He shall lie all night betwixt my breasts."


Ha!

[R-R-R]

Originally Posted by roserougesang

I don't see anything wrong with naming Part B with it's proper word, 'breasts'. In your very own bible the word is said.

Song of Solomon 1:13 A bundle of myrrh is my well-beloved unto me; he shall lie all night betwixt my breasts. "He shall lie all night betwixt my breasts."


Ha!

Well, if it's in the KJV... What can we say against it?

[Peacesells (On Moderation)]

Didn't god give a name to everything there is, so why not honor those names.

[Loser_seed (Quarantined)]

Again, what's so wrong about sex, and calling a penis a penis, and vagina, a vagina? Sex is a wonderfull, beautyfull thing. There's no shame in it. If it weren't for sex, we would not be here. It's because of two people haveing it, that you, me, and everybody is here. Can you, please, tell me what is so wrong about it?

[Glendora Christianson]

Originally Posted by Lunar_seed

Again, what's so wrong about sex, and calling a penis a penis, and vagina, a vagina? Sex is a wonderfull, beautyfull thing. There's no shame in it. If it weren't for sex, we would not be here. It's because of two people haveing it, that you, me, and everybody is here. Can you, please, tell me what is so wrong about it?

Sex is sick stuff for sick people. Making babies is just fine with Jesus, but parading your dirty private parts all over town is the work of Satan. As for your language, I consider it a hate crime for you vandalize our Godly forum with pornographic language. I will notify the Iowa State Patrol as soon as I track your IP address. STERN GLYNNDIE

[Elmer Christianson]

A = Part A (SUV's Idea) This is a very dignified name for a part that even Jesus had.

B = Dirty Pillows (OYK's Idea)

C = Devil's Valley (My idea, but don't let the women know, please! )

[Warrior in Christ]

Originally Posted by Elmer Christianson

A = Part A (SUV's Idea) This is a very dignified name for a part that even Jesus had.

B = Dirty Pillows (OYK's Idea)

C = Devil's Valley (My idea, but don't let the women know, please! )

I fully agree and endorse these new names for the body's nasty parts. It's important to keep our mouths clean and still possess the ability to talk about these parts maturely.

[Bobby-Joe]

It goes without saying Jesus does not want the "Devil's Valley" used as a cigar humidor. That act alone will land your strait in Hell.

[Lord Lucifer]

Didnt god create us all? Then why should we be ashamed of who we are? Our actions can be wrong, but a human body cant.

I think you should be proud of what you are, and at least have the nerve to tell YOUR OWN CHILD these things. You are to raise your children in the best way possible, and this is something you'll just have to do.

If you cant do it its your weaknes, and jesus wasnt weak, remember that.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Lord Lucifer

Didnt god create us all?

Yes.

Originally Posted by Lord Lucifer

Then why should we be ashamed of who we are? Our actions can be wrong, but a human body cant. .

Because God says it is, and HE should know since HE created it.

Originally Posted by Lord Lucifer

I think you should be proud of what you are, and at least have the nerve to tell YOUR OWN CHILD these things. You are to raise your children in the best way possible, and this is something you'll just have to do.

No, we have to raise our children the best was Jesus wants them to. It is about HIM, not you Lord Lucky.

Originally Posted by Lord Lucifer

If you cant do it its your weakness, and Jesus wasn’t weak, remember that.

No friend, you are trying to push us down the slippery slope that leads to sensuality, then homerism and finally liberalism. If we follow your thinking Freehold would turn into such a den of depravity that people would have to barricade themselves in their homes lest they be assault and strangled to death by their neighbors. God created sex only for producing more Christian warriors and only made it pleasurable so a man could bear to be around a woman long enough to perform the necessary act. To do anything more with sex is fall into Satan’s trap.

[Lord Lucifer]

That taken as a fact, you should tell thát to your child. Tell him about the way god wants it to be, and tell him how it works and should be used. Raise your child the right way, and prepare him for life the right way.

This is not to push anyone, it is a suggestion, and a advice.