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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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TV Shows Turning Our Boys into Homers -
02-10-2007, 05:51 PM
Network Television Media's Homer Agenda!
Brothers and Sisters, last night I was trying to relax in front of the TV and enjoy some innocent, wholesome viewing. Instead I was barraged with TV shows that are encouraging our sons to be homers! I was shocked and appalled.
Let us compile a list of TV shows we would like to see BANNED!
The Andy Griffith Show
Superman
Batman
It's time to put our foots down and say NO to the Homer Agenda!
Let's start saving our young boys from homerism and only allow shows on TV that JESUS himself would approve.
Stern, Sister Thumper
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: TV Shows Turning Our Boys into Homers -
02-10-2007, 06:31 PM
I used to think the Andy Griffith Show was wholesome, but how wrong I've been! Not only is Andy sodomizing poor Opie, but Barnie seems to be watching the filthy act anticipating his turn while that transvestite on the other side does nothing but laugh!
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CASTLES DON'T HAVE PHONES
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Re: TV Shows Turning Our Boys into Homers -
02-11-2007, 03:56 AM
LOL have you people absolutely LOST your minds? Andy doing Opie? Gay Superman? Batman and Robin? (oh well I always thought those two were a bit queerish, loves). I don't see how you could think these show are turning your young boys into homosexuals by any STRETCH of the imagination. I mean, loves, you are REALLY grasping at straws here! Now, just to sit the record "straight" (no pun intended) boys today are DISCOVERING their REAL SELVES and that just happens to be their GAY SELVES just as the one Universal Creator CREATED THEM. They are not simply dreaming it, they are BEING IT and I say GOOD!
"I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."
"Don't dream it...BE IT!"
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: TV Shows Turning Our Boys into Homers -
02-11-2007, 04:11 AM
Why you filthy, perverted Demon!
Why must you always defend the perverts?
You better hope the Pastors show you some compassion when they read that.
In the mean time I am assigning you 150 infraction points for defending homersism.
Wipe that make up and smug look of your face you Sinner. You look worse than Mommy Dearest!
Thoroughly Disgusted, Sister Thumper
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Re: TV Shows Turning Our Boys into Homers -
08-27-2007, 11:48 AM
Don't forget that lesbean show about the two girls who worked in a beer factory. Laverne and shirley. Look at this photo from their record album. How perverted!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: TV Shows Turning Our Boys into Homers -
08-27-2007, 10:39 PM
I'm so glad that this True Christian™ Thread has been brought back. I recently found this still of Batman and Robin which to the uneducated eye looks like they are climbing a wall:
BUT WHAT'S THIS???
Looking at the picture from a different perspective, Homer Batman is obviously dry-humping Robin.
This is most disgusting to my Christian eyes and I am trying to divert my gaze whilst typing this Post.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: TV Shows Turning Our Boys into Homers -
08-28-2007, 12:29 AM
If you look at it from a different perspective it might look like that. However, looking from the original perspective they are simply just climbing a wall. *sigh* And you say us Unsaved ones have dirty minds.
"A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."
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Re: TV Shows Turning Our Boys into Homers -
08-28-2007, 07:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by roserougesang
If you look at it from a different perspective it might look like that. However, looking from the original perspective they are simply just climbing a wall. *sigh* And you say us Unsaved ones have dirty minds.
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Satan is very cunning. He hides everywhere trying to ensnare us. We must be watching for him at all times.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: TV Shows Turning Our Boys into Homers -
08-28-2007, 09:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by roserougesang
If you look at it from a different perspective it might look like that. However, looking from the original perspective they are simply just climbing a wall. *sigh* And you say us Unsaved ones have dirty minds.
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Why haven't you been burned at a stake yet?
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Re: TV Shows Turning Our Boys into Homers -
08-29-2007, 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
Why haven't you been burned at a stake yet?
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I didn't know people were still burned at the stake nowadays...I'm not a witch anyways.
"A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: TV Shows Turning Our Boys into Homers -
08-29-2007, 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by roserougesang
I didn't know people were still burned at the stake nowadays...I'm not a witch anyways.
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I'll bet we could prove you are!
A few dunks in the river to see if you sink usually does the trick............. one way or another
Anyway, this Thread isn't about YOU! It's the importance of keeping our open minded Children away from Television Shows that turn kiddies into Hell bound Faggitts.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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