Mr. Putin, a close friend of Jesus and one of the main instruments of
God in His fight against
Satan and sodomy, visited the
repulsive Vatican recently. I was initially quite worried, as it is well known that the current chief papist is a sweet-talking man, who has, however, totally discarded Jesus by endorsing
atheist salvation,
Muslim salvation and
evolution. However, deep inside I knew
I could rely on Mr. Putin to kick the bejeezus out off the pope's
derričre. Mr. Putin really did use his time well as he missed no opportunity to
humiliate the chief demon of the Vatican!
Mr. Putin met first with the
Italic prime minister, who - despite his catholicism - is showing
some promise, probably due to the Godly influence of Mr. Putin. Thus, Putin showed the pope that he respects more these other leaders and the pope can wait (see below for details)
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Renzi greeted Putin as Russia’s “dear” president and didn’t voice any criticism against the country’s actions... Renzi praised Russia for being “in the front row in facing the global threats we are all facing.”
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Mr. Putin showed up
an hour late and
forced pope Frances to wait in his dress in the hot corridors of the Vatican, sweating and thirsty!
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Putin earlier Wednesday met Italian Prime Minister Matteo Renzi in Milan and arrived an hour late to the meeting at the Vatican
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Here we can see Mr. Putin ogling the chief papist Ms. Frances
suspiciously.
Mr. Putin showed clear
companionship with Jesus in his speech!
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Hackett, the US ambassador, noted that Putin had spoken about the plight of Christians
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Finally. Mr. Putin revealed that
God has always been his principal guide, who has helped
Mr. Putin always make the right decisions at the right time!
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Asked about his biggest regret in life, about what mistake he would not repeat, he offered this gem of a reply. "I will be quite frank with you. I cannot recollect anything of the kind. Evidently, God built my life so that I would have nothing to regret."
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Glory! Psalms 31:3
For thou art my rock and my fortress; therefore for thy name's sake lead me, and guide me.
Psalms 32:8
I will instruct thee and teach thee in the way which thou shalt go: I will guide thee with mine eye.
Psalms 48:14
For this God is our God for ever and ever: he will be our guide even unto death.
The chief papist, as we know, has built his life and false Church around the doctrine of
constant underage sodomy. Mr. Putin, on the other hand, has not experimented with unnatural fornication since his
unfortunate incident with a male dolphin.
Pope Francis is the chief advocate of man-to-man fornication:
...whereas Mr. Putin is a
heroic figure who protects his people from wild beasts!
2 Timothy 2:3
Thou therefore endure hardness, as a good soldier of Jesus Christ.
I am waiting for Mr. Putin's announcement to
run for the office in 2016 for the GOP.
Constitutional modifications are an
easy task for Jesus if He wishes to see Mr. Putin on the throne of the United States of America. And He does. Pope Frances is trembling. Her time leading the Vatican is almost finished. Jesus is taking over.
Rapture and Tribulations are about to start.
Amen!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer