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  • #31
    Re: Song of Solomon 5:4

    Originally posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson View Post
    Whatever do you mean Alie? We are merely here to fill you with the warm love of Jesus. Why, you should fall to your knees and take all of His love right now. Even you could be satisfied by His embrace. Just the thought of Him holding you to his bosom should fill you with delight.

    I'm ashamed that you see sex in everything Alie.
    Now see here, you've gone and done it again -- and blamed me for it, no less! There are three, count them, three, sexual innuendos in there and you did that on purpose (as usual)!
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    • #32
      Re: Song of Solomon 5:4

      Originally posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson View Post
      Whatever do you mean Alie? We are merely here to fill you with the warm love of Jesus. Why, you should fall to your knees and take all of His love right now. Even you could be satisfied by His embrace. Just the thought of Him holding you to his bosom should fill you with delight.

      I'm ashamed that you see sex in everything Alie.
      You MUST be possessed with a sex demon. Why, I see NO sexual overtones in his message to you.

      What I see is a Brother in Christ offering you Salvation®.

      Maybe you should pray more and get your mind out of the gutter.

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      • #33
        Re: Song of Solomon 5:4

        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
        What else could he possibly be sucking?
        Well, if he's of the homosexual persuasion, I can think of something else he might be sucking.
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        • #34
          Re: Song of Solomon 5:4

          Originally posted by Undecided View Post
          Now see here, you've gone and done it again -- and blamed me for it, no less! There are three, count them, three, sexual innuendos in there and you did that on purpose (as usual)!
          I'm hurt that you would think so Alie. Are you related to McArthy by chance? He did see communists everywhere. Unlike you however, he was right most of the time.

          Please, before it's too late, drop to your knees and accept Jesus' love? While His love may be too hard for you to accept, it will fill you with his penetrating compassion. Only you can take his love in your hands and shower yourself in his warm, fluid-like devotion.
          "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
          (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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          • #35
            Re: Song of Solomon 5:4

            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
            Well, if he's of the homosexual persuasion, I can think of something else he might be sucking.
            Because you have a sick, filthy mind!
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • #36
              Re: Song of Solomon 5:4

              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
              Well, if he's of the homosexual persuasion, I can think of something else he might be sucking.
              Oh Rachael, that was just awful!
              Originally posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson View Post
              I'm hurt that you would think so Alie. Are you related to McArthy by chance? He did see communists everywhere. Unlike you however, he was right most of the time.

              Please, before it's too late, drop to your knees and accept Jesus' love? While His love may be too hard for you to accept, it will fill you with his penetrating compassion. Only you can take his love in your hands and shower yourself in his warm, fluid-like devotion.
              Okay, now that was just too obvious.

              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
              Because you have a sick, filthy mind!

              So do you!

              And don't think that I don't know what you're doing!! You're trying to make me think I'm crazy - but it won't work; I'm already crazy, you're too late! *Insane laughter*
              Last edited by WickedWitch; 03-06-2007, 08:08 PM.
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              • #37
                Re: Song of Solomon 5:4

                Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                And don't think that I don't know what you're doing!! You're trying to make me think I'm crazy - but it won't work; I'm already crazy, you're too late! *Insane laughter*
                Ok, it's so VERY obvious how much you need Jesus that I can't understand why you keep denying it!
                Not only are you a sexual deviant who sees sex EVERYWHERE, but you're also possessed..

                Take care any of you unsaved reading this.. If you don't accept Jesus you might end up like this! Surely, it is a fate worth avoiding!
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                Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 03-06-2007, 08:45 PM.
                If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                Proverbs 9:12-13

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                • #38
                  Re: Song of Solomon 5:4

                  Alie... I'm so very sorry for you. My Christian heart weeps. How can you think that my posts are 'that way?'

                  Will you not join me on my knees, opening my mouth in joy, receiving Jesus' love? Let his love penetrate, deep into us, even into our souls?
                  "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
                  (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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                  • #39
                    Re: Song of Solomon 5:4

                    Originally posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson View Post
                    Alie... I'm so very sorry for you. My Christian heart weeps. How can you think that my posts are 'that way?' It isn't just you. All of you Landoverites make sexiful posts.

                    Will you not join me on my knees, opening my mouth in joy, receiving Jesus' love? Let his love penetrate, deep into us, even into our souls?
                    I don't do threesomes. Not with Jesus and not with you. And I swear that you're doing that (making the innuendos extremely obvious) on purpose!


                    Dearest Sally the Grounch,
                    I am not possessed, but thank you very much for your concern. I am also not fibbing: you Landoverites do make subtly smutty posts!






                    Jesus tells me that sassy-mouthed harlots have a habit of falling on stray bullets.
                    He also requests that I should give you a big infraction, and have your reputation better reflect your unsaved status.
                    Kind Regards, SS.
                    Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 03-07-2007, 01:21 AM.
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                    • #40
                      Re: Song of Solomon 5:4

                      Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                      I am not possessed, but thank you very much for your concern. I am also not fibbing: you Landoverites do make subtly smutty posts!
                      I have never done such a thing.

                      Your base instincts and furversions make it crystal clear that you have never been showered in the golden love of Jesus, as the rest of us have.

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                      • #41
                        Re: Song of Solomon 5:4

                        Of course I haven't! I hate gold!
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                        • #42
                          Re: Song of Solomon 5:4

                          Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                          I don't do threesomes. Not with Jesus and not with you. And I swear that you're doing that (making the innuendos extremely obvious) on purpose!
                          Listen you pervert The Trinity is not a "threesome" just like Jesus did not commit incest with the His mother when The Holy Spirit came down upon her. This is the kind of messed up thinking that comes from learning French.

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                          • #43
                            Re: Song of Solomon 5:4

                            Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                            I have never done such a thing.

                            Your base instincts and furversions make it crystal clear that you have never been showered in the golden love of Jesus, as the rest of us have.

                            Ok, whatever the intent behind it, please don't mention golden showers.
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                            • #44
                              Re: Song of Solomon 5:4

                              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post

                              Ok, whatever the intent behind it, please don't mention golden showers.
                              I did no such thing.

                              You sick little monkey!!

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                              • #45
                                Re: Song of Solomon 5:4

                                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post

                                Ok, whatever the intent behind it, please don't mention golden showers.
                                and that's a warning point for you harlot.

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