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Default Re: Yooo its me - 09-24-2008, 12:13 PM

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God has the whole world figured out. After all, He created it. We simply believe with perfect faith in His Word, the King James Bible. If you think you can prove us wrong by using Scripture, feel free.
I'm aware that God has the whole world figured out ,but your mind and his mind are two different entities.You are not abetting him when you start slandering other people. for no valid reason.
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Default Re: Yooo its me - 09-24-2008, 12:24 PM

Isn't acting like a shuckin' and jivin' malt liquor huffin' gangsta reason enough? Grow up and learn the difference between a nigger and a black person.

Believe me I am not racist. I have no love for redneck trailer trash either.


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Default Re: Yooo its me - 09-24-2008, 12:25 PM

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I am white and that is a fact.

You were challenged to a debate. You either accept the challenge and argue your case or accept that I am white. It's that simple. You have lost all credibility by running away from my challenge with your tail tucked between your legs.

If you're going to just spew garbage without backing it up then maybe we should just ban you now. You're clearly not willing to engage in discussion, but are just trolling these godly forums.
Lol,I don't eschew a debate,especially from a half-witted sociopath with low self-esteem.However,I don't see why I should waste my valuable time searching for articles just to persuade a colored person who overwhelmingly believes that he isn't Black,when 99.5% of the world's population think he is.Exit Freehold with that kind of mindset and you will get laughed at and humiliated by Blacks AND Whites.You should upload a video on Youtube demonstrating your unfettered stupidity to thousands of viewers.God made you this way and trying to defy his wise decision is very impudent on your part.
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Default Re: Yooo its me - 09-24-2008, 12:32 PM

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Isn't acting like a shuckin' and jivin' malt liquor huffin' gangsta reason enough? Grow up and learn the difference between a nigger and a black person.

Believe me I am not racist. I have no love for redneck trailer trash either.
Nigger was a derogatory word that shouldn't be used anymore,especially by Whites.

You should refer to us as Blacks or if you really are keen on the syllable 'nig',then niggas.
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Default Re: Yooo its me - 09-24-2008, 12:43 PM

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I don't know what kind of malt liquor/crack cocaine/crystal methamphetamine mixture you're one, but it doesn't excuse anyone from accusing God of being crippled in the eyes!

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Nigger was a derogatory word that shouldn't be used anymore,especially by Whites.
Yet another example of your unfettered racism. "Whites can't do this! Whites can't do that! Waa waa waa!" Such hatred is disgusting, but sad at the same time. Were you perhaps touched once by a white Catlick priest?


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Default Re: Yooo its me - 09-24-2008, 12:45 PM

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Nigger was a derogatory word that shouldn't be used anymore,especially by Whites.

You should refer to us as Blacks or if you really are keen on the syllable 'nig',then niggas.
That was a niggardly thing to say, boy.


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Default Re: Yooo its me - 09-24-2008, 12:56 PM

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I don't know what kind of malt liquor/crack cocaine/crystal methamphetamine mixture you're one, but it doesn't excuse anyone from accusing God of being crippled in the eyes!


Yet another example of your unfettered racism. "Whites can't do this! Whites can't do that! Waa waa waa!" Such hatred is disgusting, but sad at the same time. Were you perhaps touched once by a white Catlick priest?
Nope,I'm a Pentecost.And,I don't believe in racial superiority or inferiority.Those ideologies are polarizing and idiotic.
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Default Re: Yooo its me - 09-24-2008, 12:59 PM

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That was a niggardly thing to say, boy.
I'm not a boy!!!!Please,refrain from calling me that,Eze
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I'm not a boy!!!!Please,refrain from calling me that,Eze
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I'm not getting uppity with you.We are in the 21st century and the thirteen or fourteenth amendment (cant remember) was abolished 150 years ago,therefore I'm allowed to behave however I like.Being White doesn't make you my master and you can actually go to jail for committing that promoting slave labor.
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I'm not getting uppity with you.We are in the 21st century and the thirteen or fourteenth amendment (cant remember) was abolished 150 years ago,therefore I'm allowed to behave however I like.Being White doesn't make you my master and you can actually go to jail for committing that promoting slave labor.
But I cannot go to jail for promoting the Holy Word of God.


Which promotes slavery, boy.


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Default Re: Yooo its me - 09-24-2008, 06:33 PM

Yooo?

Well, Yooo-Hooo to you too, O'Sambo!

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I try to be a good Christian but nowadays thats a difficult feat to accomplish since our society is morally degenerating.I seldomly read the Bible and attend church sermons..I party with my friends every Friday and Saturday but surprisingly im still a virgin oh yea im also an ardent Obama supporter because i think that God or whatever opt for him to lead the country.John McBush and that Alaskan bitch arent worthy for the spot..actually there should be a law that prohibits Republicans from running for presidency.Hopefully,one day,this wish will become reality

please no racist comments because its not nice to be discourteous and rude...hi
And yet all your posts are discourteous and rude. Pot, meet kettle.

How can you "try to be a good Christian" when you refuse to read God's Word or go to church, and say that "God or whatever" anointed O'Sambo the Muslim Antichrist to lead the country?!
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You shouldnt predicate your opinion on one's name and skin color.And,I do support Satan

There's nothing godly about this forum..only comprised of a cohort of delusional rednecks with mental problems.
That wasn't discourteous nor rude, right?
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Be forewarned.I'll never give heed to an elucidation made by a deranged psychotic and supposedly 'Christian' person.All of you think strongly believe that you have the whole world figured out but pleaaaaasssssse,I beg to differ.Miscegenation,mental retardation and physical impairment aren't sins,woman!
Discourteous and rude, again!

Retardation and the like are curses from God for the sins of the parents. Any supposed Pentacostal should know that!
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I lol'd at that.

Who the piffle judges you and tells you what you do depending on whom you're voting to?
I'm going to translate from gamertard to American; I believe you tried to ask, "Who in the world judges you (or tells you what to do) based upon for whom you vote?"

Future President Sarah Palin's pastor, for one:

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A review of recorded sermons by Ed Kalnins, the senior pastor of Wasilla Assembly of God since 1999, offers a provocative and, for some, eyebrow-raising sketch of Palin's longtime spiritual home.

The church runs a number of ministries providing help to poor neighborhoods, care for children in need, and general community services. But Pastor Kalnins has also preached that critics of President Bush will be banished to hell; questioned whether people who voted for Sen. John Kerry in 2004 would be accepted to heaven; charged that the 9/11 terrorist attacks and war in Iraq were part of a war "contending for your faith;" and said that Jesus "operated from that position of war mode."

It is impossible to determine how much Wasilla Assembly of God has shaped Palin's thinking. She was baptized there at the age of 12 and attended the church for most of her adult life. When Palin was inaugurated as governor, the founding pastor of the church delivered the invocation. In 2002, Palin moved her family to a nondenominational church, but she continues to worship at a related Assembly of God church in Juneau.
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I'm not a boy!!!!Please,refrain from calling me that,Eze
Very well, Miss O'Sambo.

Why are you pretending to be male, with your male avatar? Are you some sort of cross-dressing transvestite pervert?


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Default Re: Yooo its me - 09-24-2008, 06:56 PM

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Yooo?

Well, Yooo-Hooo to you too, O'Sambo!


And yet all your posts are discourteous and rude. Pot, meet kettle.

How can you "try to be a good Christian" when you refuse to read God's Word or go to church, and say that "God or whatever" anointed O'Sambo the Muslim Antichrist to lead the country?!

That wasn't discourteous nor rude, right?

Discourteous and rude, again!

Retardation and the like are curses from God for the sins of the parents. Any supposed Pentacostal should know that!

I'm going to translate from gamertard to American; I believe you tried to ask, "Who in the world judges you (or tells you what to do) based upon for whom you vote?"

Future President Sarah Palin's pastor, for one:



Very well, Miss O'Sambo.

Why are you pretending to be male, with your male avatar? Are you some sort of cross-dressing transvestite pervert?
According to people of your kind,women are supposed to stay home, cook ,and nurture children,in lieu of working for a salary.Therefore,why would the Almighty appoint her in command of such a 'Godly' position of paramount importance.Isn't he contradicting himself?

I'm a male whose name is Ken Williams and I can assure you that I will never stoop to such a level by cross-dressing and kissing men of the same sex.What the hell is wrong with you?Why do you have such sickening fantasies in your sexually-depraved mind?You claim that you are a man of God pfft?I can see through your plethora of lies.
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According to people of your kind,women are supposed to stay home, cook ,and nurture children,in lieu of working for a salary.Therefore,why would the Almighty appoint her in command of such a 'Godly' position of paramount importance.Isn't He contradicting Himself?
Someone "trying to be a good Christian" would capitalize His Holy Pronouns.

The role of the woman is to serve as an aid to men. What is it you think the Vice-President DOES every day?
Genesis 2:18
And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.

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I'm a male whose name is Ken Williams and I can assure you that I will never stoop to such a level by cross-dressing and kissing men of the same sex.
I said nothing about kissing anybody. I see your bizarre fantasies surfacing now!

"men of the same sex", as opposed to "men of the opposite sex"?

However, I assumed you must be female since you insisted you were not a boy. Therefore, you are a girl, Miss O'Sambo, unless you're some sort of gender-confused sort.

Is that it? Do you imagine yourself to be a woman trapped in a man's body?


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Default Re: Yooo its me - 09-24-2008, 07:23 PM

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Someone "trying to be a good Christian" would capitalize His Holy Pronouns.

The role of the woman is to serve as an aid to men. What is it you think the Vice-President DOES every day?
Genesis 2:18
And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.

I said nothing about kissing anybody. I see your bizarre fantasies surfacing now!

"men of the same sex", as opposed to "men of the opposite sex"?

However, I assumed you must be female since you insisted you were not a boy. Therefore, you are a girl, Miss O'Sambo, unless you're some sort of gender-confused sort.

Is that it? Do you imagine yourself to be a woman trapped in a man's body?
It doesn't discount the fact that she would be commander-in-chief of the United States of America.A vast majority of people like you think that John McCrazy would die and consequently,Palin would be substituting him.Thus,following your logic,God is trying to convey that women are superior than men?

I'm an adult.Furthermore,I'm a heterosexual MALE.You are not my dad ,and NO I don't want to do a private show for you on MSN.
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It doesn't discount the fact that she would be commander-in-chief of the United States of America.A vast majority of people like you think that John McCrazy would die and consequently,Palin would be substituting him.Thus,following your logic,God is trying to convey that women are superior than men?
I'm not with these guys, but women do learn faster than man (fact)


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Default Re: Yooo its me - 09-24-2008, 07:31 PM

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Someone "trying to be a good Christian"
The role of the woman is to serve as an aid to men.
If that's what you think then may God help you.
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If that's what you think then may God help you.
Oh, so what do you think the roll of women should be; dressing up in flannel shirts and cursing restrooms in airports to engage in random sex acts with strangers? You liberals are a weird lot. That's what you get from reading magazines about UFOs and invisible men in the sky.



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