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10-02-2008, 06:00 PM
My name is Kristin and I've been pagan for the past 5 years or so. I've recently come to Christ and repented of my past. My knowlege of the Bible isn't quite as vast as some of the True Christian members here, but I try to read a part every night and every morning. I have one of my favorite verses in my signature, but I also happen to be fond of Psalm 23 and Matthew 6:5-8.
I am not married, but I was engaged when I was a teenager. We had plans to be married once we were both 18. Unfortunately, tragedy struck and he died in a car accident on the way to school one day. It still pains me to think of it.
It's a pleasure to be here.
Yours in Christ,
Kris
Ma 26:64 "Jesus saith unto him, Thou hast said: nevertheless I say unto you, Hereafter shall ye see the Son of man sitting on the right hand of power, and coming in the clouds of heaven."
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10-02-2008, 06:07 PM
Welcome, Kristin, it is uplifting stories like yours of people who are able to break free from the bonds of the pagan lifestyle to embrace the love of Jesus that makes it so worthwhile to be a member here.
You might as well testify now to all of the horrid things you did as a pagan. Sacrifices? Goth makeup? Tell all.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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10-02-2008, 06:11 PM
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My name is Kristin and I've been pagan for the past 5 years or so.
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Oh goodness! That will take a good amount of tithing to undo, I can assure you of that! Are you familiar with the Paypal button towards the bottom of the page?
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I've recently come to Christ and repented of my past.
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My knowlege of the Bible isn't quite as vast as some of the True Christian members here, but I try to read a part every night and every morning.
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Well, you are a woman after all. Understanding the Bible in its entirety is far beyond your mental capacity. Which makes me wonder: why aren't you married yet? Having a good, strong male will do wonders for you: he can guide you in your walk to Christ and keep your weak female mind from wandering.
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I am not married, but I was engaged when I was a teenager. We had plans to be married once we were both 18. Unfortunately, tragedy struck and he died in a car accident on the way to school one day. It still pains me to think of it.
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Ah, I see--I had asked too soon. That is indeed a tragedy for you, but remember to move on. If Laura Bush had given up after she killed her first boyfriend in a car accident, she never would have met the Godly George W. Bush, and imagine what a loss that would have been for her. There is a drunk, college frat boy out there for you, and you never know--maybe he will be president in 10 years! At the very least, he'll get a Major League Baseball team to be CEO of when he graduates, anyways.
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10-02-2008, 06:23 PM
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Welcome, Kristin, it is uplifting stories like yours of people who are able to break free from the bonds of the pagan lifestyle to embrace the love of Jesus that makes it so worthwhile to be a member here.
You might as well testify now to all of the horrid things you did as a pagan. Sacrifices? Goth makeup? Tell all.
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I did wear horrid goth makeup and completely dark clothes, although that only lasted about 2 years. I've never sacrificed anything, however I did know someone who sacrificed cats and insects regularly. He claimed not to be pagan and that he wasn't sacrificing anything. (I think Satan had control of him and that's why he doesn't remember) Me and all of my little pagan "friends" used to throw paper balls and spitwads at anyone with a Bible at school my freshmen year. I bought every book on witchcraft and spells that Barnes & Noble had. I even bought the Satanic Bible once. I've since thrown those out into the dumpster where they belong. I used to watch and "read" pornography regularly and "M"-ed all the time, even during that time of the month!
I feel ashamed now just thinking about all of the horrid things from my past.
I hope to be completely washed clean of these events once and for all!
Yours in Christ,
Kris
Ma 26:64 "Jesus saith unto him, Thou hast said: nevertheless I say unto you, Hereafter shall ye see the Son of man sitting on the right hand of power, and coming in the clouds of heaven."
If you think this is blasphemy, take is up with God and Jesus!
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10-02-2008, 06:42 PM
You're doing the right thing. You need to get rid of all of those artifacts from your sordid youth; don't just put them in a box 'in case you might want them, later'.
I hope you're not planning on dressing up as a witch on Halloween, or encouraging others to do so.
Praise Jesus and thank the Holy Spirit! This one has some modesty (even though you shouldn't be talking about that).
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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10-02-2008, 06:48 PM
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We had plans to be married once we were both 18. Unfortunately, tragedy struck and he died in a car accident on the way to school one day. It still pains me to think of it.
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It sounds like God was trying to get your attention. It must have worked, because here you are. Praise the sweet name of Jesus!
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I hope to be completely washed clean of these events once and for all!
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Jesus can take care of that. Nothing gets out stubborn sin stains on your soul like the blood of Jesus! All you have to do is agree to give up all of your sinning, stop rebelling against God, and do the Will of God (and the will of your husband once you get married) rather than your own sinful will.
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10-02-2008, 07:11 PM
Wow! This really is a great story, Kristin. I have some questions, though, that hopefully you won't mind answering.
*were/are you a lezzy? I know lots of wickers are homos, especially the women. Have you gotten help through Jesus Christ for your homosexshural ways?
* Do you take joy in the fact that if you really are saved that you will now be going to Heaven? Do you take joy in knowing that your partner from before has secured themselves a place in Hell? I know I am happy everytime some Maoist liberal drops dead and goes to Hell.
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10-03-2008, 08:04 PM
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I used to watch and "read" pornography regularly and "M"-ed all the time, even during that time of the month!
I feel ashamed now just thinking about all of the horrid things from my past.
Yours in Christ,
Kris
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"M'-ed all the time? When during the month? I'm a bit confused. "M" is exactly what now? Does it involve Welfare checks at the beginning of each month? God does hate people on the Welfare, that's for sure!
And it's good you stopped reading the porn before you started in with the self-abuse, because then there may have been no hope for your perverted soul!
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10-03-2008, 11:14 PM
She means that she diddled with herself, including during that time of the month.
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10-04-2008, 12:10 AM
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She means that she diddled with herself, including during that time of the month.
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I just threw up a little in my mouth.
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10-04-2008, 12:51 AM
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She means that she diddled with herself, including during that time of the month.
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WHAT!?! And she's telling us about it!?! Is she one of those phone sex whores?
If you are so weak and hellbound that you abuse yourself, by gum, keep it to yourself! We don't need this rather difficult to understand pornography on our Godly boards!
The last thing I want to imagine is some nubile young sinner rubbing away at her lady parts! Disgusting! If I had a prayer closet, I'd lock myself in it for an hour!
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10-04-2008, 03:06 AM
I am fortunate enough to have one, Captain, and I had to lock myself in it and put on my noise cancelling headphones and pray to Jesus for 2 hours.
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10-06-2008, 01:39 PM
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WHAT!?! And she's telling us about it!?! Is she one of those phone sex whores?
If you are so weak and hellbound that you abuse yourself, by gum, keep it to yourself! We don't need this rather difficult to understand pornography on our Godly boards!
The last thing I want to imagine is some nubile young sinner rubbing away at her lady parts! Disgusting! If I had a prayer closet, I'd lock myself in it for an hour!
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Did she not say that she changed and committed herself to Christ ?
Maybe the reason she told these things is because she wants the world to know from how far she came before she found Christ
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And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
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10-06-2008, 02:25 PM
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WHAT!?! And she's telling us about it!?! Is she one of those phone sex whores?
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No. It's good she's telling us all that. So the Pastors have an idea of the actual size of her sins. In that way they can set the proper amount of tithing Kristin has to do to be saved.
Do you have any more of those horrible details Kristin?
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10-06-2008, 10:12 PM
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No. It's good she's telling us all that. So the Pastors have an idea of the actual size of her sins. In that way they can set the proper amount of tithing Kristin has to do to be saved.
Do you have any more of those horrible details Kristin?
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Those are the details I can remember.
It seems I got a profile warning from a Pastor saying that my signature wasn't from the KJV and he had to fix it. The binding on my Bible does say it's the King James version ( not NEW King James, but the KJV1611). I don't understand what could've happened.
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10-06-2008, 10:23 PM
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Those are the details I can remember.
It seems I got a profile warning from a Pastor saying that my signature wasn't from the KJV and he had to fix it. The binding on my Bible does say it's the King James version ( not NEW King James, but the KJV1611). I don't understand what could've happened.
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Excuse them if some good Brothers and Sisters are a bit rude sometimes. You don't know what kind of heathens and sinners we have here sometimes on this Godly Forum. Making fun of our faith and mocking Jesus.
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