[slant wannabe]

I'm new here and this looks like a great forum! Thanks for making it, I'm going to learn a lot here.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Ryuzaki

I'm new here and this looks like a great forum! Thanks for making it, I'm going to learn a lot here.

That's not much of a biblical name you have there boy, (are you a boy?) tell us where are you from, what church do you attend, what is your favorite Bible verse and what is your greatest sin for which you wish Jesus's forgiveness?

[slant wannabe]

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

That's not much of a biblical name you have there boy, (are you a boy?) tell us where are you from, what church do you attend, what is your favorite Bible verse and what is your greatest sin for which you wish Jesus's forgiveness?

Sorry, was did I have to make a Biblical name, I heard this somewhere and thought it sounded cool. I can't say where I'm from, and my favorite bible first is probably John 3:16. I'll have to think about the greatest sin.

[Jean Poole]

"Sup"? What kind of way is that to greet True Christians™? I have never felt so disrespected in all my years. Please apologize and come up with a proper greeting, such as:

"Hello, my name is John (John is a proper American name). Thank you for your graciousness in allowing me on to God's Favorite Forum™. I am indeed blessed."

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Ryuzaki

Sorry, was did I have to make a Biblical name,

I am too boy, and probably so is God.

I heard this somewhere and thought it sounded cool.

Anime is not “cool” it leads to backsliding and the gateway to Hell

I can't say where I'm from,

So you’re either a retard, a woman, a foreigner, a minor,an orphan or lost at a truck-stop. Which is it?

and my favorite bible first is probably John 3:16

Everyone says that, I’m thinking of asking, “Apart from John:3:16, which is your favorite bible verse?”.

I'll have to think about the greatest sin.

Well there we have it – you are filled with pride, such pride that either you think you have committed no sin, in which case you disagree with God, or you have so many, you can’t choose.

Anyway, are you a slant? We get a lot here – Jesus sends them to rid them of their heathenism.

[slant wannabe]

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

Everyone says that, I’m thinking of asking, “Apart from John:3:16, which is your favorite bible verse?”

It's a good bible verse, but I guess my second favorite is Matthew 28:20.

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

. Well there we have it – you are filled with pride, such pride that either you think you have committed no sin, in which case you disagree with God, or you have so many, you can’t choose.

You wanted to know my greatest sin I wanted to confess, and a single one didn't jump out at me.

Originally Posted by Jean Poole

"Sup"? What kind of way is that to greet True Christians™? I have never felt so disrespected in all my years. Please apologize and come up with a proper greeting,

Well, sorry, didn't realize I was insulting anyone. I hear "sup" a lot and didn't realize it was blasphemous.

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

Anyway, are you a slant? We get a lot here – Jesus sends them to rid them of their heathenism.

I guess I am a slant, hope you can help me.

[Gadget]

Originally Posted by Ryuzaki

I'm new here and this looks like a great forum! Thanks for making it, I'm going to learn a lot here.

Welcome to the forum my friend, need any help- let me know & I can assist, with GOD @ your side you can do ANYHTING! YOu are the one!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by slant wannabe

I'm new here and this looks like a great forum! Thanks for making it, I'm going to learn a lot here.

Yes, I hope that you learn how to address your betters with some respect, and to learn about all the things that Jesus expects out of you boy. If you imagine that Jesus is some kind of hippie who runs around throwing flowers at everything, then you have another think coming.

Look at what Jesus actually said:

Matthew 10:34
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

Luke 12:51
Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division: For from henceforth there shall be five in one house divided, three against two, and two against three. The father shall be divided against the son, and the son against the father; the mother against the daughter, and the daughter against the mother; the mother in law against her daughter in law, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.

Luke 22:36
He that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.

Revelation 19:11
And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.

[slant wannabe]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Yes, I hope that you learn how to address your betters with some respect, and to learn about all the things that Jesus expects out of you boy. If you imagine that Jesus is some kind of hippie who runs around throwing flowers at everything, then you have another think coming.

Look at what Jesus actually said:

You gave me an infraction for alleged whining, while all I did was point out how you twisted my words into something I did not say. Typical Republican.

[slant wannabe]

So do you keep deleting my post because you know I'm right:


Real mature, making it so I can't post:

[Nobar King]

Originally Posted by slant wannabe

This is a blessing from Jesus Himself! Ten minutes is not too long for someone of your intellect to craft a worthy post. Hopefully this will improve your responses and make you a more worthy member.

[slant wannabe]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

This is a blessing from Jesus Himself! Ten minutes is not too long for someone of your intellect to craft a worthy post. Hopefully this will improve your responses and make you a more worthy member.

You guys have a response for everything! How long did it take you to come up with that post? The only reason for increasing my post time was so I couldn't expose the corruption of this forums' leaders as quickly.

[f5istehkey]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

This is a blessing from Jesus Himself! Ten minutes is not too long for someone of your intellect to craft a worthy post. Hopefully this will improve your responses and make you a more worthy member.

Oh wow. so you think he should waste time on the forum?
Lets quote the oh mighty SATAN verse 4:52: "your gay"

[Nobar King]

My already limited patience has been pushed to its limit with the likes of you.