Confessions Of An Ex Negro

[sinnersbedamned]

Greetings fellow christians.


Less than one score ago, I committed sins in the pursuit of rock cocaine. Some of these activities included discharging a firearm in the direction of a negro during robbery (not a crime) however since I was a negro myself who was discharging a firearm (punishable by death) I understand that god may strike me by lightning at any time.


But I have changed my ways, and asked for forgiveness. I no longer seek to acquire the devil crack cocaine, and have peace of mind in the fact that since I am no longer a negro, I have the god given right to discharge a firearm in the direction of negros without having to sin.


I now seek the love and support of my fellowship. Thank you all for reading.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Give us your testimony boy. Have you heard the good news about the White God Jesus? He is your massa!!

Tell us about yourself. How old are you? How many illegitimate niglettes have you spawned? How many years in prison have you served?

[Ebenezer Wright]

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Do you still suffer from your addiction to the Colonel's crispy chicken?

[sinnersbedamned]

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Give us your testimony boy. Have you heard the good news about the White God Jesus? He is your massa!!

Tell us about yourself. How old are you? How many illegitimate niglettes have you spawned? How many years in prison have you served?

Thank you.


I've spent the greater half of my life in state and federal penetenaries. I fathered at least 5 children to my knowledge, by chiquita, shanaynay, faqwuonda and charnuiqa. They are all currently living in sin by collecting welfare payments to buy food and other various convenience items, but I cannot dictate their lives, only my own.

[sinnersbedamned]

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Do you still suffer from your addiction to the Colonel's crispy chicken?

I did not have a kfc problem, it was actually popeyes. I now supplement my cravings by rolling boneless skinless chicken breasts in corn flakes, and baking them for 30 minutes at 425 degrees. It is quite similar to fried chicken, and because of all the rock cocaine I consumed in a previous life, I honestly can't taste the difference anyways. God saveth.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Greetings fellow christians.


Less than one score ago, I committed sins in the pursuit of rock cocaine. Some of these activities included discharging a firearm in the direction of a negro during robbery (not a crime) however since I was a negro myself who was discharging a firearm (punishable by death) I understand that god may strike me by lightning at any time.


But I have changed my ways, and asked for forgiveness. I no longer seek to acquire the devil crack cocaine, and have peace of mind in the fact that since I am no longer a negro, I have the god given right to discharge a firearm in the direction of negros without having to sin.


I now seek the love and support of my fellowship. Thank you all for reading.

I didn't know there were other ex-negro programs besides the one offered here by Brother Remy.

Could you describe the program you went through, where it was offered, the severity of the whippings, etc? I would like to compare it to the one at Landover, to better help those like yourself that wish to leave the negro deathstyle behind them. Also, did they employ the Ludiviko Pie-Stealing Aversion Technique?

[sinnersbedamned]

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I didn't know there were other ex-negro programs besides the one offered here by Brother Remy.

Could you describe the program you went through, where it was offered, the severity of the whippings, etc? I would like to compare it to the one at Landover, to better help those like yourself that wish to leave the negro deathstyle behind them. Also, did they employ the Ludiviko Pie-Stealing Aversion Technique?

It was a combination of cold turkey and the ensueing withdrawals, there was no formal program. I am proof that it can be done.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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It was a combination of cold turkey and the ensueing withdrawals, there was no formal program. I am proof that it can be done.

You did it all alone?!? Well, then it may not "stick". As far as we are concerned, you're still a recovering Negro, not an Ex-Negro. You need to see Brother Remy, he will probably want to minister to you personally. His white wife may need to minister to you as well, possibly while Brother Remy is ministering. They use a two on one technique that works wonders! Praise!

Good luck on your recovery Brother!

[sinnersbedamned]

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You did it all alone?!? Well, then it may not "stick". As far as we are concerned, you're still a recovering Negro, not an Ex-Negro. You need to see Brother Remy, he will probably want to minister to you personally. His white wife may need to minister to you as well, possibly while Brother Remy is ministering. They use a two on one technique that works wonders! Praise!

Good luck on your recovery Brother!

Well, I do have before and after photos, and can assure you that recovery is complete.


Before:





After:

[Nobar King]

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That is quite a transformation!! Not surprisingly, the ears and teeth still match. How many years did this take??

Did you have to use any special products?

[sinnersbedamned]

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That is quite a transformation!! Not surprisingly, the ears and teeth still match. How many years did this take??

Did you have to use any special products?

I would say roughly 18 months. The most important thing that I used was soap, as I had never used that before. The skin became gradually cleaner over time.