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Default Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! - 11-13-2015, 09:53 PM

Well, the sign-up page wouldn't let me use my real name, and Jehovah gets all the good hackers, so I had to use this dumb pseudonym to get in.
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Default Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! - 11-13-2015, 09:58 PM

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Well, the sign-up page wouldn't let me use my real name, and Jehovah gets all the good hackers, so I had to use this dumb pseudonym to get in.
Well I agree with you, Ann. It is a dumb pseudonym.
But anyway, let's move on to more encouraging, inspiring things! Tell us where which church you attend, your favorite Bible verse, and how you have come to be BFF's with !


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! - 11-13-2015, 10:01 PM

Jesus? That jerk? Me, he's annoying. My favorite bible verse doesn't come to mind at the moment, but it involves darkness. I was around before Jesus, but me and him don't exactly get along.
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Default Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! - 11-13-2015, 10:10 PM

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Jesus? That jerk? Me, he's annoying. My favorite bible verse doesn't come to mind at the moment, but it involves darkness. I was around before Jesus, but me and him don't exactly get along.
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when Sister Mary asked you about Jesus, she did not mean your messican gardener, she meant God.

I hope that was helpful, sweetie.
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Default Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! - 11-13-2015, 10:13 PM

I know what she meant, deary. I know what I meant, too. I suppose this is my third strike, but I hate myself for being a hellbound sinner.
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Default Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! - 11-13-2015, 10:24 PM

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I know what she meant, deary. I know what I meant, too. I suppose this is my third strike, but I hate myself for being a hellbound sinner.
Well sure! Jesus hates you this way, too! Why, He thinks you're as foul and disgusting as a pile of festering old menstrual rags (Isaiah 64:6)! But there's Good News! You can confess your sins to Him, accept Him as your Lord and Master, and be made anew! This new creature you will become (2 Corinthians 5:17) will be one free from sin and temptation (1st John 3:6-9), and then Jesus will love you because you will love Him (John 14:23)! He'll even forget all about this stupid "I am a sitting Ann" stuff you do, and all the other sins you commit as a heathen (Isaiah 43:25). Isn't that much better than self-loathing?



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Devil Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! - 11-13-2015, 10:37 PM

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Well sure! Jesus hates you this way, too! Why, He thinks you're as foul and disgusting as a pile of festering old menstrual rags (Isaiah 64:6)! But there's Good News! You can confess your sins to Him, accept Him as your Lord and Master, and be made anew! This new creature you will become (2 Corinthians 5:17) will be one free from sin and temptation (1st John 3:6-9), and then Jesus will love you because you will love Him (John 14:23)! He'll even forget all about this stupid "I am a sitting Ann" stuff you do, and all the other sins you commit as a heathen (Isaiah 43:25). Isn't that much better than self-loathing?

Clever. Not that I really care. Do you have someone else I can speak with? This is getting dull.
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Default Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! - 11-13-2015, 11:00 PM

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Default Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! - 11-14-2015, 02:50 AM

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Now, is behaving like a good guest and being polite to your hosts beyond you? Just trying to save everyone some time here.
Brother I think what we have here is a "Wanna" A "Wanna" is like Troll but not a Troll. A "Wanna" is someone who enters a forum like ours but fails to browse around a little to see what it is exactly they need to prepare for, that doesn't yet get the fact that whatever they have to say is not even close to 0.00001 percent of whats been said in here already, not nearly as interesting nor as effective or notable. Does not realise that they have little to offer in the way of a challenge and cannot grasp the fact that God drives this Forum.
A "Wanna" is an Abo's term for "Want To Be" it's in the same family as "Brudda" "Gunna" "Nunna" and "Unparagoned Penultimate"
A "Wanna" is somebody that goes in search of a new forum when the parasitic online Troll factory (like 4chinese) that they are used to residing at gets hacked, falls over or they get banned for being a bore.

I could go on but I have an appointment to have a friend insert a 9" knitting needle into my right eyeball which right at the point of reading this "Wanns's" last comment seemed all of a sudden much more interesting.


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Default Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! - 02-18-2016, 01:24 AM

Well, I just want to say thank you all for giving me one of the biggest laughs of my life. Believe it or not, I am Christian and I have let Jesus into my life , but you guys are a bit extreme. For f*cks sake, Gerard Way had probably saved more lives than any of you with your misguided anger towards him. Aren't Christians supposed to be out there saving lives? Yet you all are here complaining about him. What will that ever do? The people on this site either already hate him or made a dummy account like I did to prove you wrong.

First off, going back to the original post, he said that Gerard Way was responsible for the Columbine shootings. My Chemical Romance wasn't formed until 2001, and the Columbine shootings were in 1999. How could he be responsible for them if he wasn't even famous yet?


Also, MCR is NOT pro-suicide. They are the EXACT OPPOSITE. The band has repeatedly stated that their mission was to save lives. Sure, Gerard Way was suicidal at some points in his life, but that inspired him to help others so that they DON'T have to go through what he went through when he struggled with that.


The song "Dead!" was taken grossly out of context. The whole album of The Black Parade was the story of a man dying of cancer and his emotional struggles along the way. It is not encouraging people to kill themselves, it is further developing the story of the album.


Also you guys must never have heard of symbolism, because "sold my soul for rock and roll" is meant to be taken figuratively, not literally. It's a metaphor for how much of his life he's spent on his music, not actually selling his soul for rock and roll.


The "tiny daggers up to heaven" was also taken out of context. It actually says:

The little children
Raise their open filthy palms
Like tiny daggers up to heaven


It's talking about children begging, not children trying to conquer heaven.



As for drugs, yes he has done drugs before. But he regretted it and went clean and has been clean since August 2004. He does NOT encourage his fans to do drugs.



And I find it hysterical that you would even suggest that Gerard convinces his fans to drink blood. He doesn't. That's absolutely ridiculous. You guys obviously take everything literally when sometimes it's a metaphor for something else.



Also, for the whole homosexual thing...he is married to an amazing woman and they have an awesome daughter. Yes, he used to kiss men onstage, but he has since stated that it was to protest homophobia. Which I guess you are all homophobes so I guess that doesn't really change much in your eyes, but I thought I'd at least mention that he is not actually gay.



He does not have a gun that fires poop...that was a line from a song that again goes to the whole literally vs figuratively thing. As well with all of the "violent" acts you associate him with. It's not real, it's just a line from a song.



I don't even know why I'm bothering to type all of this up, because from what I can see you guys are all thick headed and unlikely to change, but I thought you should at least hear the truth. A few simple Google searches will probably prove me right. Gerard Way has been a bigger influence on my life than any of you nutjobs and I am quite happy with my life. I'm not suicidal, I'm not on drugs, and I'm not emo. You guys are the reason I'm ashamed to call myself a Christian, because your zealotry is misguided and does more harm than good. I know you guys are going to hate me for this, change my status to "emo crack whore" or something like that. Go ahead. Just prove me right, and I'll see you all in hell.
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Default Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! - 02-18-2016, 01:47 AM

I am kinda sorry for my rage in my last post. It's a free country so you guys can believe what you want, but I just wanted to state my opinion on the matter. I won't ever be coming back to this site so don't bother messing with my account.
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We save souls, mister! What are a handful of miserable mortal years when compared to an eternity of praising God? A True Christian™ would know and appreciate that distinction.



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Default Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! - 02-18-2016, 02:29 AM

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...Believe it or not, I am Christian and I have let Jesus into my life , but you guys are a bit extreme...
Nope, don't believe it, and neither does Jesus:

Matthew 7:21 "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven."

See the bolded bit? If you want to claim to be Christian, you have to do what the Bible tells you to do, ALL of it:

James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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...For f*cks sake...
Oh, yeah, you're a "Christian", all right.

Ephesians 4:29 "Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers."

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...Gerard Way had probably saved more lives than any of you with your misguided anger towards him. Aren't Christians supposed to be out there saving lives?...
Yes, eternal lives, not this short time span we're given on earth. What do you think is more important, 70-odd years, or eternity?

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...Yet you all are here complaining about him. What will that ever do?...
A "Christian" complaining about others bringing the Word of God to people?

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...The people on this site either already hate him...
None of the True Christians™ hate him. They are incapable of that emotion, as hatred is a sin, and Jesus has washed all that away from them.

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...or made a dummy account like I did to prove you wrong...
Oh, your opinion is "proof" now. So very humble.

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... Sure, Gerard Way was suicidal at some points in his life, but that inspired him to help others so that they DON'T have to go through what he went through when he struggled with that...
Christians only need one Saviour, and that ain't Gerard.

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...The song "Dead!" was taken grossly out of context. The whole album of The Black Parade was the story of a man dying of cancer and his emotional struggles along the way...
Yet there's nothing in it about praying to God to cure the cancer God gave him.

Have you ever even read the Bible, or did someone mention John 3:16 to you and you figured, "Well, I've got the entire thing now, I'm good".

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...The "tiny daggers up to heaven" was also taken out of context. It actually says:

The little children
Raise their open filthy palms
Like tiny daggers up to heaven

It's talking about children begging, not children trying to conquer heaven...
I've never seen daggers used to beg before. Armed robbery and aggravated assault, yeah, but not begging.

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...Which I guess you are all homophobes...
Hardly. "Phobia" infers fear, and God tells them to bless their enemies, not fear them. Oh, right, that's in the Bible. You really should familiarize yourself with it, sometime. It'll open your eyes to the truth.

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...from what I can see you guys are all thick headed and unlikely to change...
Of course they won't change. Why should they? The Bible says they're perfect (there's a thread around somewhere with the Biblical proof of that, if you'd care to use the "Search" function, unless you're too "thick-headed" to actually examine the reasons for someone else's heart-felt beliefs).

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...A few simple Google searches will probably prove me right...
It must be true!! You saw it on the INTERNET!!!11!

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...Gerard Way has been a bigger influence on my life than any of you nutjobs...
There's only one influence on their lives, and that's Christ. Which makes them... what's the word I'm looking for... oh, yeah, CHRISTIAN. And... you're not.

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...You guys are the reason I'm ashamed to call myself a Christian...
Your hypocrisy has nothing to do with it? Ok...

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...I'll see you all in hell...
None of the True Christians™ are going there.

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I just wanted to state my opinion on the matter...
Wait, I thought all that was "proof" you were sharing?

True Christians™ never backtrack.


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Default Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! - 03-14-2016, 02:18 PM

Ya'll need to smoke a bowl


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Default Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! - 03-14-2016, 03:11 PM

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Ya'll need to smoke a bowl
What does that even mean?


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Default Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! - 03-15-2016, 04:32 AM

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Ya'll need to smoke a bowl
Hey there bentboy007.
Where y'all from.?
Wut's yo church?
How did JESUS enter your life.
Why not just trundle over to the introductions forum and tell us ALL about yourself and your walk with JESUS.


And, in the name of all that's holy, what the hell is a bowl? Is it a toilet bowl, a bowl of cereal, a bowl of soup?


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Default Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! - 03-17-2016, 02:25 AM

I agree with you straightdude007
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Default Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! - 03-17-2016, 04:00 AM

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I agree with you straightdude007
So fucking what?


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Default Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! - 03-17-2016, 04:12 AM

Watchu mean?
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