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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 07:57 AM
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Dude, click the flag you used. Read the url, it says finish.
But sorry guys, I can't really find out whether or not this is for real - is it? Be serious now, you don't know what you are talking about. I mean, you can't even use the right flag! (Google Denmark, please).
And did we (us Danes - btw. I'm a Dane!) invent Pippi? Haha, that was the swedish people. So again, you dont know what you are talking about!
C'mone. How am I supposed to take this serious? You HAVE to be joking about all this..
Ahahaha.. Oh my god. Why are you even on the internet? You should be at an old-man home or something.. Jesus F-ing Christ! (OOPS )
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I suspect it is all a joke, possibly by atheists to discredit Christianity and spread hate of said religion throughout the world. Or just pranksters who think they are funny.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 08:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Bjorn the Berserker
I suspect it is all a joke, possibly by atheists to discredit Christianity and spread hate of said religion throughout the world. Or just pranksters who think they are funny.
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So you think we made up the Holy Bible?
How little we care about your insults:
Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness'lier sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."
Why you need to follow the entire KJV1611 Holy Bible:
2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"
Why you should stop being gay:
Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 08:01 AM
I have read the Protestant bible... and from that nonesense i conclude heavon and hell do not exist...
Question for you Cranky Old Man, ever been outside USA? Outside the state perhaps?
How can you actually be THIS ignorant? You refuse to see the truth before your eyes...
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 08:04 AM
Don't judge people, which you have been doing all your life - So if we pretend what youre saying is right, your next place will be: Hell, yes?
And to the trash coming out of your mouth:
1. The word Viking doesnt define rapist, and it have nothing to do with it. I would believe that your country invented the word "rapist", the number of rapes every year is growing and growing?
2. The "free whores" were a mediastunt, and a protest by an association.
3. No, he arent a "cheater". It was a danish sentence, not lieing in anyways. But either learn danish or be quite.
4. No.
5. Lego is used all over the world, its playtoy.
6. No, SWEDEN did.
7. No Denmark HAVENT.
8. No they are NOT.
After reading all of your posts I either believe you're mentally disburted or just
a retard trolling around.
Dont reply me with stupid posts.
@ALL
Youre judging everyone, dont you scare god to sent you to hell?
Read between the lines, dont answer me with stupid troll answers, no retard answers and NO mentally brain washed persons answer me.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 08:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
So you think we made up the Holy Bible?
How little we care about your insults:
Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness'lier sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."
Why you need to follow the entire KJV1611 Holy Bible:
2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"
Why you should stop being gay:
Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
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Okay now I get it. Youre seeking social accept trough the Internet.
Youre ugly fat? - Dont both this sentence.
"The Landover Baptist Church is a very Christian[1] Baptist church based in the gated community of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a parody of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States."
Could you just write shit about the US please.
And btw, nice trolling guys.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 08:10 AM
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Youre judging everyone, dont you scare god to sent you to hell?
Read between the lines, dont answer me with stupid troll answers, no retard answers and NO mentally brain washed persons answer me.
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Why would God send us to Hell? Can you show us specific Scriptural verses that say we cannot judge others?
On the contrary, many times in the Bible it is reaffirmed that it is our Christian duty to judge those around us.
1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.
Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 08:12 AM
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So you think we made up the Holy Bible?
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Nope. I believe in the Bible and in God, but I think you twist the Bible to mean what you want it to as everyone does.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 08:22 AM
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Why would God send us to Hell? Can you show us specific Scriptural verses that say we cannot judge others?
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Certainly:
Matthew 7:1-3 (King James Version)
Matthew 7
1Judge not, that ye be not judged.
2For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. 3And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 08:34 AM
Unfortunately, you misunderstood Matthew 7:1-5. These verses are a warning against hypocritical judgment, not judgment in itself. Jesus is saying we cannot judge others when we are guilty of the same sin. Let's look at the verses.
I also noted you did not quote verse 5 which clearly explains that you can judge.
1Judge not, that ye be not judged.
2For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
This basically says if you judge others, you will be judged accordingly. This makes sense. Of course, I can judge others and I welcome Christ to judge me, because I am free of sin. He can judge me all He wants.
3And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
This means hypocrisy. How can you judge another man for cheating on his wife when you do the same?
4Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?
Again, hypocrisy.
5Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.
Now read this last part very closely. This tells us that we can judge others! Jesus is saying to remove your own sin first, then you can judge others.
How can you say this is a prohibition against all judging? Jesus makes it crystal clear that we cannot judge if we are hypocrites, and that to do righteous judgment instead.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 08:34 AM
Rev. Jim Osborne, i was merely replying to another danish post...
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 08:47 AM
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Rev. Jim Osborne, i was merely replying to another danish post...
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We could not care less. We want you to stop being stupid and start reading the KJV1611 Holy Bible so you can go to Heaven instead of to Hell .
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
Unfortunately, you misunderstood Matthew 7:1-5. These verses are a warning against hypocritical judgment, not judgment in itself. Jesus is saying we cannot judge others when we are guilty of the same sin. Let's look at the verses.
I also noted you did not quote verse 5 which clearly explains that you can judge.
1Judge not, that ye be not judged.
2For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
This basically says if you judge others, you will be judged accordingly. This makes sense. Of course, I can judge others and I welcome Christ to judge me, because I am free of sin. He can judge me all He wants.
3And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
This means hypocrisy. How can you judge another man for cheating on his wife when you do the same?
4Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?
Again, hypocrisy.
5Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.
Now read this last part very closely. This tells us that we can judge others! Jesus is saying to remove your own sin first, then you can judge others.
How can you say this is a prohibition against all judging? Jesus makes it crystal clear that we cannot judge if we are hypocrites, and that to do righteous judgment instead.
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And I'm sure He will judge you. He will judge everyone here in fact. As to whether we will like that judgement we shall see. I didn't put verse 5 because it didn't show up in my search on biblegateway.com. A site recommended to me by one of your pastors here btw.
Only God can say if you are free of sin. Has He told you this?
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 09:12 AM
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We could not care less. We want you to stop being stupid and start reading the KJV1611 Holy Bible so you can go to Heaven instead of to Hell .
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No doubt it will be a great surprise to many who goes to Hell and who doesn't. It will be interesting to see the looks on people's faces
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 09:13 AM
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Only God can say if you are free of sin. Has He told you this?
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Yes, He has. It says so in the Bible.
1st John 1:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.
2 Corinthians 5:17 Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.
Revelation 1:5 And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood,
When you accept Christ as your savior, your sins are removed from you. That is what His temporary sacrifice was for. Is this not Good News? To know that you won't have to be damned for Hell for all of eternity, but that Jesus Christ loved you so much as to died for you? GLORY!
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 09:25 AM
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And I'm sure He will judge you. He will judge everyone here in fact. As to whether we will like that judgement we shall see. I didn't put verse 5 because it didn't show up in my search on biblegateway.com. A site recommended to me by one of your pastors here btw.
Only God can say if you are free of sin. Has He told you this?
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We understand that on Judgement Day, We will have to stand before God.
With conscience clear though, Bob the Builder. It seems you are quite worried about your own fate. Perhaps you should pray on and ask for answers as to why.
We have repented and we have been saved, so we have nothing to worry about, but rather, much to gain and much rejoicing!
YIC,
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There's Jesus here,
Just see what He offers me....
Down here my sins forgiven,
Up there a home in heaven
Praise God, That's the way for me!!
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 09:42 AM
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We could not care less. We want you to stop being stupid and start reading the KJV1611 Holy Bible so you can go to Heaven instead of to Hell .
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Why would i? I believe it to be a wrong... i would rather read the Quran
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 09:47 AM
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I didn't put verse 5 because it didn't show up in my search on biblegateway.com. A site recommended to me by one of your pastors here btw.
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And that's why you always need to check the context of a Verse before just posting it, so that you don't make a fool of yourself.
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Only God can say if you are free of sin. Has He told you this?
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If you are a True Christian™, you cannot possibly sin:
1 John 3:6:
Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
This is because our sins our forgiven by the atoning Blood of the Lamb:
Ephesians 1:7:
In whom we have redemption through his blood, the forgiveness of sins, according to the riches of his grace
If we now look at Matthew 7 again:
Matthew 7:1-5:
Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?
Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.
You see, Jesus tells here not to "behold the mote in our brother's eye" (judge him) when we still have a "beam in our own eye" (still are guilty of sins ourselves).
However, if the "beam is cast out of our own eye," which means that our sins are compensated for, which has happened by Jesus' sacrifice on the cross, we will be able to "see sharp" (which means we see with the eyes of Christ, Galatians 2:20) to "cast out the mote of our brother's eye" (judge him).
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 09:47 AM
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Why would i? I believe it to be a wrong...
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Have you anything at all to back your ludicrous claim?
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 10:14 AM
@Cranky Old Man:
I choose to think, that this post is all a big media stunt from you. I am a Danish person, but I do not recognize any of this... Nor will I deny it, but I would like to see some proof to these prosecutions?
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My Internet filter prevents me from visiting porn sites.
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And yet, you manage to get a flag from the site... Nice job
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 10:16 AM
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Have you anything at all to back your ludicrous claim?
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Well... Yeah i do...
The fact that the existence of god has not been proved is a pretty good for starters...
The fact that it has been proved that people who believe in God and religion in general, have a lesser IQ than NORMAL people... Which has been demonstrated pretty clearly by the people on this forum...
GOD DOES NOT EXIST! Take responsibility for your own actions and lead your own life! Do not pretend that god or some other force is affecting you... and when you die i belive you will be sadly dissappointed, when there is nothing but, nothingness waiting for you...
If you believe i am wrong, present evidence that god exists... And i mean actual EVIDENCE not just, "uh look, he wrote a book for us!"...
and the only good thing about this site would be that girl "Felicity", Hot chick that one... Misled, but hot... oh wait... Not misled, brainwashed...
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