[Starshine Nova]

Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond

Ladies,

I am distressed by the low quality of cooking good Christian men are having to suffer these days. I have even heard, on good authority, that a certain wife (whom I will not name) has even been caught trying to feed her husband tofu. TOFU!

Since I don't know anything about recipies or how to find them, I have instead decided to hold up restaurant dishes as an example of what a proper day's cooking should be:

There's always allrecipes.com. Or, there's always the Food Network channel to watch, and they have some amazing recipes on their website, too.

[VictoryOS]

I like allrecipes.com too. It has that nifty search where you can put in the ingredients you want and don't want. Cooking is my favorite hobby, so I use that website all the time.

[Seeker]

Yes thank the good Lord for allrecipes. I am another fan. You should see my printed out collection of good stuff. No Tofu. My kitchen is my best friend.

[Nobar King]

I have to admit not liking recipes much. I prefer to just start throwing things together to cook.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

I have to admit not liking recipes much. I prefer to just start throwing things together to cook.

I thought Landover men didn't cook.

[Dr. Zaius]

Originally Posted by Dances with Joy

I thought Landover men didn't cook.

Even I can spot a bigot like you. What would a man do if his wife died, or lived alone? Starve? Obviously men have the capability of cooking their own meals, even if it is just opening a can of soup and adding some cut up carrots and celery. If a women can do it, a man can.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Dr. Zaius

Even I can spot a bigot like you. What would a man do if his wife died, or lived alone? Starve? Obviously men have the capability of cooking their own meals, even if it is just opening a can of soup and adding some cut up carrots and celery. If a women can do it, a man can.

You lot are the ones who insist that there's no good reason for a man to ever need to know how to operate a stove, washing machine, or vaccuum cleaner or even where the cleaning supplies are kept.
Next you'll be telling me that Landover bachelors and widowers do their own laundry and scrub their own toilets and floors.
You can't even abide by your own gender role expectations.

[VictoryOS]

Originally Posted by Dances with Joy

You lot are the ones who insist that there's no good reason for a man to ever need to know how to operate a stove, washing machine, or vaccuum cleaner or even where the cleaning supplies are kept.
Next you'll be telling me that Landover bachelors and widowers do their own laundry and scrub their own toilets and floors.
You can't even abide by your own gender role expectations.

What do you expect a man to do if he doesn't have a woman around to cook for him? Should he just starve? We're not allowed to own slaves any more unfortunately.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by VictoryOS

What do you expect a man to do if he doesn't have a woman around to cook for him? Should he just starve? We're not allowed to own slaves any more unfortunately.

Of course I don't think men should starve.
I think that people of both sexes should know how to cook a proper meal, how to launder their clothing, and how to clean.
I also think that people of both sexes should know how to change the oil, filters, light bulbs, and fuses in their vehicle, how to make basic home repairs, and how to operate a lawnmower and power tools.
No one should feel forced to marry in order to have someone else to do things for them - love is the only valid reason for marrying. And if you're not a complete, self-sufficient person before you marry, you really don't have much to offer a spouse anyway.

[VictoryOS]

Originally Posted by Dances with Joy

I also think that people of both sexes should know how to change the oil, filters, light bulbs, and fuses in their vehicle, how to make basic home repairs, and how to operate a lawnmower and power tools.

Well now, that's just taking things too far. A woman working on a car, that's just ridiculous.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by VictoryOS

Well now, that's just taking things too far. A woman working on a car, that's just ridiculous.

I do it.

[tLakota]

Amen!

[Justina Thyme]

Originally Posted by Dances with Joy

I do it.

You're gay.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Justina Thyme

You're gay.

Nope - not attracted to women in the slightest.

[Seeker]

Originally Posted by Dances with Joy

Of course I don't think men should starve.
I think that people of both sexes should know how to cook a proper meal, how to launder their clothing, and how to clean.
I also think that people of both sexes should know how to change the oil, filters, light bulbs, and fuses in their vehicle, how to make basic home repairs, and how to operate a lawnmower and power tools.
No one should feel forced to marry in order to have someone else to do things for them - love is the only valid reason for marrying. And if you're not a complete, self-sufficient person before you marry, you really don't have much to offer a spouse anyway.

That is the dumbest thing I have heard all day. Jiffy Lube was made for women. I call the drive thru pretty self-sufficient, Ted's lawn green and feed lawn service self-sufficient, and I know how to work a few battery operated power tools. I say I have a lot to offer.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Seeker

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That is the dumbest thing I have heard all day. Jiffy Lube was made for women. I call the drive thru pretty self-sufficient, Ted's lawn green and feed lawn service self-sufficient, and I know how to work a few battery operated power tools. I say I have a lot to offer.

You can buy the oil and filter and do the oil change yourself for less than half what Jiffy Lube charges, and it only takes about 10 minutes.

I use a pushmower to cut the grass, and wear my bikini when I mow, garden, or do other yard work - get a workout and a tan while beautifying your lawn.

Every woman alive knows how to operate ceratin battery-operated power tools, honey. Duracell stock is way up.

[Nobar King]

Dances with joy, you're a real killjoy. Leave it to you to turn a good food thread into "women can work on cars, too". How about getting in your car that you love so much and driving down to the Jack-in-the-box and picking me up some onion rings and a couple of Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburgers?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

Dances with joy, you're a real killjoy. Leave it to you to turn a good food thread into "women can work on cars, too". How about getting in your car that you love so much and driving down to the Jack-in-the-box and picking me up some onion rings and a couple of Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburgers?

Get it your damn self.

[Nobar King]

Well, at least we're talking about cheeseburgers again.

[VictoryOS]

Yum, cheeseburgers! Does anybody else typically get two orders of fries at a time? I love fries!