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Originally Posted by Eminelle
God is the One and Only god, correct? I'm just wondering, but wouldn't he get pretty lonely up there? Sexually, that is. My girlfriend and I, (Yes, we are Homers), we have the idea that perhaps (since we're going to Hell, as things currently stand) perhaps we could trade admission to Heaven for an orgasmic threesome. What do y'all think?
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While I've no doubt God would appreciate your generous
offer, you forget that He can have anyone He wants. Why would He want sex -- which He created, by the way -- with two lesbian harlots who wouldn't even have the first clue how to please a man?
I'm sorry. I shouldn't call you harlots. That's not appropriate.
You're actually
whores, since you're trying to trade sex for something of value (eternal salvation).
Wouldn't it be easier to give up the sex now, and follow Jesus? Then you could be guaranteed Salvation, rather than trying to talk God into a web of depravity! And you can still be friends with your girlfriend; the orientation isn't the sin, it's the act that's sinful. Oh, and thinking about the act (lusting in your heart).
Since homosexuality is a choice, you can simply stop doing it. Jesus loved you enough to die (temporarily) for you; can't you give up licking things better left unlicked for Him?