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Re: Survival Camp -
10-12-2006, 09:26 PM
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I don't believe it! Could it be that Mikey has gone tree-huger?? Maybe we should comb the forrest for any signs of him, don't you think??
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It could be Moonflower; certain trees have been found with ribbons tied around them. The though makes a Christian's skin crawl. If Brother Mike has turned into a long haired animal bothering nature freak we may have to put a bullet in his head. Jesus would want it that way.
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10-12-2006, 09:41 PM
Noooooo! Don't kill him! I'll keep him and clean up after him, I promise. Maybe there's hope that he'll come to his "senses" again.....right?
Moon
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Last edited by MoonFlower; 10-12-2006 at 09:45 PM.
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10-12-2006, 09:42 PM
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:O Noooooo! Don't kill him! I'll keep him and clean up after him, I promise. Maybe there's hope that he'll come to his "senses" again.....right?
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We will have to see Moony. Sometimes it is better this way and it looks pretty grim for Brother Mike.
I promise you if it comes to that he won't feel a thing.
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10-12-2006, 09:52 PM
Aww, Bobby, can't I just take care of him till he snaps out of it??? I mean if you still have some hope for me, then there's gotta be a chance for a former TC-turned-tree-hugger. Oh please BJ, please, don't kill him....I'll give you some of that great Cuban dessert you like so much.
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10-12-2006, 10:22 PM
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Aww, Bobby, can't I just take care of him till he snaps out of it??? I mean if you still have some hope for me, then there's gotta be a chance for a former TC-turned-tree-hugger. Oh please BJ, please, don't kill him....I'll give you some of that great Cuban dessert you like so much.
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Believe me, Moonchild, Brother mike is not going to "snap out of it".
I'd like a large flan and a cup of that delicious Cuban coffee now.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Survival Camp -
10-12-2006, 11:02 PM
Bro Mike has turned?
Well, well, well. Maybe he isn't so bad after all.
It'd be a shame for you guys to hurt him if he's finally seen some sense.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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10-12-2006, 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Bro Mike has turned?
Well, well, well. Maybe he isn't so bad after all.
It'd be a shame for you guys to hurt him if he's finally seen some sense.
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We're not hurting him, we are just resorting to heroic measures.
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Re: Survival Camp -
10-12-2006, 11:36 PM
Heroic, bah. It's only heroic if he was wounded, suffering and had no chance of survival.
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Re: Survival Camp -
10-13-2006, 01:05 AM
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Heroic, bah. It's only heroic if he was wounded, suffering and had no chance of survival.
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Rachael,
Brother Mike soul is wounded and suffering. Everytime he pets a fuzzy little squirrel or smells a bright flower that higher side of him screams like the demons of hell are torturing him.
Mike would have wanted it this way.
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Re: Survival Camp -
10-13-2006, 02:30 AM
Turned from God, has he?
I'll bag him myself! (if you'll let me) I reckon he still stays in those woods, right?
It's no problem, since he dared call me a homer and he must pay for it! rejecting the LORD!
I'll get my Steyr .50 loaded up, if you give me the go, I'll bring the sinner back.. in small pieces.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Survival Camp -
10-13-2006, 02:33 AM
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Turned from God, has he?
I'll bag him myself! (if you'll let me) I reckon he still stays in those woods, right?
It's no problem, since he dared call me a homer and he must pay for it! rejecting the LORD!
I'll get my Steyr .50 loaded up, if you give me the go, I'll bring the sinner back.. in small pieces.
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Easy there friend; as the pastors tell us in the Security Detail let be sure about our alibis the Lord is on this.
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Re: Survival Camp -
10-13-2006, 02:38 AM
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Easy there friend; as the pastors tell us in the Security Detail let be sure about our alibis the Lord is on this.
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You're right, better do that.
I am sure that Jesus will tell us what needs to be done, in a few days.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Survival Camp -
10-13-2006, 11:38 AM
Remember: Just follow the trail that smells of patchouli.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Survival Camp -
10-13-2006, 08:54 PM
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Remember: Just follow the trail that smells of patchouli.
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Uhhhh....that could lead you all my way....
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I'd like a large flan and a cup of that delicious Cuban coffee now.
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Here you go, love.
*hands Zeke a flan and colada*
Enjoy
You pray...I dance naked in the forest
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Re: Survival Camp -
10-14-2006, 05:15 AM
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Remember: Just follow the trail that smells of patchouli.
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Poor Mike. If he lived closer I could have one of my rottweilers guard him. I guess he's outnumbered and helpless.
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Re: Survival Camp -
10-16-2006, 07:24 AM
Well, no use feeling sorry for him now. Latest news is he is in the hospital on life support and the Liebral atheist scum doctors want to pull the plug! Folks, we cannot allow this to happen. We must organize a protest!
Shame he slipped and hit his head on the furnace while we were de-brainwashing him.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Survival Camp -
10-16-2006, 03:49 PM
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Well, no use feeling sorry for him now. Latest news is he is in the hospital on life support and the Liebral atheist scum doctors want to pull the plug! Folks, we cannot allow this to happen. We must organize a protest!
Shame he slipped and hit his head on the furnace while we were de-brainwashing him.
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Yes, sorry Brethren I couldn't get back to you all sooner but we've been in a Condition: Burnt Umber Terrorist Alert over this Brother Mike thing. We found Mike in a comma in W J A Bailey Memorial hospital over in the next county. The story is Brother Mike was walking down the road when he was shot in a head by a gun fired from a passing buggy cart that witnesses say was driven by two eight year old Amish girls! It appears the Amish are out for revenge on the nearest True Christian™ they could find for Pennsylvania and Brother Mike was it!
So the Doctors at the so called hospital claim Brother Mike is brain dead, that the only thing keeping Mike alive is the machines. Right now Brother Born Again Bob and our Joo lawyers are working on a court order to stop this medical killing. They want to murder Mike just so Bailey County can get out of paying to keep Brother Mike alive the rest of his life like Jesus wants!
Details will follow on this message board.
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Re: Survival Camp -
10-16-2006, 04:31 PM
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...So the Doctors at the so called hospital claim Brother Mike is brain dead...
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How would they tell the difference? If they read any of his (or your) posts here before the shooting they could easily make the same conclusion!
Worry not. I can arrange for a local Priest to get to his bedside and give him the last rites. Even if he is in a vegetative coma on the sheer edge of death we can bring him into the Catholic Church and save his soul before it is too late. All in a day's work for a true servant of Jesus.
Bless you, my future medical experiment,
Father Mo
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10-16-2006, 04:41 PM
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All in a day's work for a true servant of Jesus.
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Yea right.....
Anyways, Brother Mike not doin' so well. Brother Bobby-Joe, these Ameesh....ya lookin' for a payback.....I know some folks up around that way. I could use a vacation as well. Personal touches are the best. Just a quiet simple...uh meeting. Brother Mike need any blood? There's plenty of givers around.
YIC
Hushed
And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the Lord of hosts. Malachi 4.3
Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
Pslams 51:7
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Re: Survival Camp -
10-16-2006, 04:49 PM
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Even if he is in a vegetative coma... we can bring him into the Catholic Church and save his soul before it is too late. All in a day's work for a true servant of Jesus.
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The mystery is how anyone who isn't gets swindled into signing up for your whore "Church."
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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