Joe Beam - False Christian Sex Pervert!

[Professor Bessemer]

As I was innocently browsing the internets, I came across something very disturbing. There are men, who claim to be Christians, promoting recreational sex between married couples! This one, named Joe Beam, has a huge website page filled with all manner of pornographical advice for supposed Christian married couples.

http://www.joebeam.com/

For human beings, sex isn't just to make babies. It is to join two humans in the most intimate union possible. I believe that sexual love freely shared in marriage is the most beautiful way God gave us to say, "I love you."

Strong sexual needs exist in BOTH husband and wife
Sex in marriage is wonderful! But like all blessings, there can be an accompanying curse. Unfulfilled sexual needs sometimes lead to illicit relationships.

What? Who ever heard of a True Christian™ wife who wanted to have recreational sex? The thought boggles the mind! And then, he seems to be advocating cheating on your Godly spouse! I am speechless!

So you may recognize it if you see it, this is the face of this sex advocating monster!

Just listen to what this pervert is advocating! I cannot believe this filth. I had to edit the following text to make it less disturbing:

Q:Is it okay to insert my finger into my wife’s (bottom) as this will surely do no bodily harm?

A:You are right in that it likely will do no harm to the (bottom) if your fingernail is trimmed and the finger is placed gently. Some women report stronger (hysterical paroxysms) if a finger is placed in their (bottom) just before they (hysterical paroxysm). The man’s finger typically would feel her contractions as she (hysterical paroxysms). If your wife likes that and willingly participates, then I know of no prohibition against it.

Again, what the heck? Who would ask such a disgusting question in the first place? I will tell you, a closet homosexual! We all know that queers are obsessed with the backside. And this Joe Beam person is advising that God would want a True Christian™ husband to assault his wife in this unclean way? I am simply stunned.

This has got to be the work of Satan, there is just no other explanation.


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[Cranky Old Man]

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This has got to be the work of Satan, there is just no other explanation.

Indeed. Let's hope he dies real soon so Satan can sodomize him for all eternity. His screams will be like music in our ears when we are in Heaven.

[James Hutchins]

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Another reason why I only trust Lem Motlow!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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This Joe Beam has been drinking too much of his brother’s spirits:

M't:15:17: Do not ye yet understand, that whatsoever entereth in at the mouth goeth into the belly, and is cast out into the draught?

And what do you do with the draught?

De:23:13: And thou shalt have a paddle upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease thyself abroad, thou shalt dig therewith, and shalt turn back and cover that which cometh from thee:

You don’t stick your fingers into it.

Eph:5:3: But fornication, and all uncleanness, or covetousness, let it not be once named among you, as becometh saints;Eph:5:4: Neither filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor jesting, which are not convenient: but rather giving of thanks.

[Godfly]

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I almost threw up reading that! Are you sure this man calls himself a Christian? Not krishna or something like that? This sounds like Hindoo perversion to me!

[Professor Bessemer]

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His whole and entire website page and his abominable blog are dedicated to this sort of filth! Just look at this!

Q: I am newly married and my husband and I both waited until marriage to have sex . . . But recently my husband got upset because I do not feel like fooling around or having sex with him when I am on my menstrual period.

A: . . . there are actual medical benefits from it if you do. Women who (hysterical paroxysm) during their menstrual period (whether the (hysterical paroxysm) is from intercourse, masturbation, etc.) tend to have fewer and less intense cramps. They also decrease their likelihood of endometriosis.

This man is actually advising this woman to let her husband "lie with" her when she is unclean! Blasphemy! It is as if the man has never even read the Bible!


And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.

And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.

And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.

And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.

And if it be on her bed, or on any thing whereon she sitteth, when he toucheth it, he shall be unclean until the even.

And if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean.

And if a woman have an issue of her blood many days out of the time of her separation, or if it run beyond the time of her separation; all the days of the issue of her uncleanness shall be as the days of her separation: she shall be unclean.

Every bed whereon she lieth all the days of her issue shall be unto her as the bed of her separation: and whatsoever she sitteth upon shall be unclean, as the uncleanness of her separation.

And whosoever toucheth those things shall be unclean, and shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.

Leviticus 15:19-27

And all this talk of hysterical paroxysms! (He of course uses a different term here, but I will not even dignify that mythical event by writing the word!) Hogwash! They are not healthy, they are a serious medical condition associated with female hysteria.

I tell you this man is dangerous! Impressionable addle brained women could stumble on his website and damn themselves to Hell by following his advice. He is a man who claims to be a Christian minister. We really could not even blame the women for doing what he says either, as a True Christian™ woman is expected to do what a man, especially a man of the church, says without questioning!

[GOD=life]

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I don't know what this "man" does with the Bible, but I suspect actually reading it is not on the list!

This is simply what happens with liberal interpretations.........

[Godfly]

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The picture of him was obviously photoshopped to hide his horns, tail, and red complexion.

[GOD=life]

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I found another photograph of this deviant.

As an aside: is this miscreant on the sex offender list yet?

[Jed_Cassidy]

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I will tell you, a closet homosexual! We all know that queers are obsessed with the backside.

My thoughts exactly, Professor! But I do have one question: if a woman likes any "manipulation" relating to her "backside", does that indicate she is a pre-operation transexual with a homosexual agenda?

Just wondering if you could clarify that for me.

TIA, YIC,
Jed

[Petal]

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Q:Is it okay to insert my finger into my wife’s (bottom) as this will surely do no bodily harm?

A:You are right in that it likely will do no harm to the (bottom) if your fingernail is trimmed and the finger is placed gently.

i rebukes Mr.Beam an his schmelly advise!


i leave the men forum nows please forgives me for visitings

[GOD=life]

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Eww!

Does this "man" have any children? If so, perhaps they should be taken away from him. They shouldn't live with a confirmed pervert. Who knows what he does to them with his finger! Maybe he lets them smell it, who knows.

[Godfly]

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I found another photograph of this deviant.

As an aside: is this miscreant on the sex offender list yet?

You have impeccable sources!

[Professor Bessemer]

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My thoughts exactly, Professor! But I do have one question: if a woman likes any "manipulation" relating to her "backside", does that indicate she is a pre-operation transexual with a homosexual agenda?

Any human being, whether they are a man, a woman, or some sort of freakish homo/lesbo/transexual/ abomination, that enjoys having their backside stimulated is a bona fide sexually deviant pervert destined for Hell.

The human digestive system is a one-way system. To use the vernacular, the bottom is where food comes out. It is an exit, not an entrance. Case closed!

[Samuel Coleridge]

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I wasn't aware that the Landovarians were so beholden to the writings of Saint Aquinas.

I don't suppose any of you can provide a scriptural basis for sex only for procreation?

*The loud sound of crickets chirping*

You people constantly surprise me how Catholic you truly are. I'm sure that priest who comes around here would be pleased.

Yours in getting some from his wife whenever possible,
Sam