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Joe Beam - False Christian Sex Pervert! -
02-01-2010, 10:32 PM
As I was innocently browsing the internets, I came across something very disturbing. There are men, who claim to be Christians, promoting recreational sex between married couples! This one, named Joe Beam, has a huge website page filled with all manner of pornographical advice for supposed Christian married couples.
http://www.joebeam.com/
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Originally Posted by Joe Beam, a disgusting sex promoter
For human beings, sex isn't just to make babies. It is to join two humans in the most intimate union possible. I believe that sexual love freely shared in marriage is the most beautiful way God gave us to say, "I love you."
Strong sexual needs exist in BOTH husband and wife
Sex in marriage is wonderful! But like all blessings, there can be an accompanying curse. Unfulfilled sexual needs sometimes lead to illicit relationships.
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What? Who ever heard of a True Christian™ wife who wanted to have recreational sex? The thought boggles the mind! And then, he seems to be advocating cheating on your Godly spouse! I am speechless!
So you may recognize it if you see it, this is the face of this sex advocating monster!
Just listen to what this pervert is advocating! I cannot believe this filth. I had to edit the following text to make it less disturbing:
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Q:Is it okay to insert my finger into my wife’s (bottom) as this will surely do no bodily harm?
A:You are right in that it likely will do no harm to the (bottom) if your fingernail is trimmed and the finger is placed gently. Some women report stronger (hysterical paroxysms) if a finger is placed in their (bottom) just before they (hysterical paroxysm). The man’s finger typically would feel her contractions as she (hysterical paroxysms). If your wife likes that and willingly participates, then I know of no prohibition against it.
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Again, what the heck? Who would ask such a disgusting question in the first place? I will tell you, a closet homosexual! We all know that queers are obsessed with the backside. And this Joe Beam person is advising that God would want a True Christian™ husband to assault his wife in this unclean way? I am simply stunned.
This has got to be the work of Satan, there is just no other explanation.
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Re: Joe Beam - False Christian Sex Pervert! -
02-01-2010, 10:37 PM
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This has got to be the work of Satan, there is just no other explanation.
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Indeed. Let's hope he dies real soon so Satan can sodomize him for all eternity. His screams will be like music in our ears when we are in Heaven.
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Re: Joe Beam - False Christian Sex Pervert! -
02-01-2010, 11:10 PM
Another reason why I only trust Lem Motlow!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Joe Beam - False Christian Sex Pervert! -
02-01-2010, 11:35 PM
This Joe Beam has been drinking too much of his brother’s spirits:
M't:15:17: Do not ye yet understand, that whatsoever entereth in at the mouth goeth into the belly, and is cast out into the draught?
And what do you do with the draught?
De:23:13: And thou shalt have a paddle upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease thyself abroad, thou shalt dig therewith, and shalt turn back and cover that which cometh from thee:
You don’t stick your fingers into it.
Eph:5:3: But fornication, and all uncleanness, or covetousness, let it not be once named among you, as becometh saints;Eph:5:4: Neither filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor jesting, which are not convenient: but rather giving of thanks.
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Re: Joe Beam - False Christian Sex Pervert! -
02-01-2010, 11:37 PM
I almost threw up reading that! Are you sure this man calls himself a Christian? Not krishna or something like that? This sounds like Hindoo perversion to me!
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: Joe Beam - False Christian Sex Pervert! -
02-02-2010, 12:06 AM
His whole and entire website page and his abominable blog are dedicated to this sort of filth! Just look at this!
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Q: I am newly married and my husband and I both waited until marriage to have sex . . . But recently my husband got upset because I do not feel like fooling around or having sex with him when I am on my menstrual period.
A: . . . there are actual medical benefits from it if you do. Women who (hysterical paroxysm) during their menstrual period (whether the (hysterical paroxysm) is from intercourse, masturbation, etc.) tend to have fewer and less intense cramps. They also decrease their likelihood of endometriosis.
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This man is actually advising this woman to let her husband "lie with" her when she is unclean! Blasphemy! It is as if the man has never even read the Bible!
And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.
And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.
And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
And if it be on her bed, or on any thing whereon she sitteth, when he toucheth it, he shall be unclean until the even.
And if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean.
And if a woman have an issue of her blood many days out of the time of her separation, or if it run beyond the time of her separation; all the days of the issue of her uncleanness shall be as the days of her separation: she shall be unclean.
Every bed whereon she lieth all the days of her issue shall be unto her as the bed of her separation: and whatsoever she sitteth upon shall be unclean, as the uncleanness of her separation.
And whosoever toucheth those things shall be unclean, and shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
Leviticus 15:19-27
And all this talk of hysterical paroxysms! (He of course uses a different term here, but I will not even dignify that mythical event by writing the word!) Hogwash! They are not healthy, they are a serious medical condition associated with female hysteria.
I tell you this man is dangerous! Impressionable addle brained women could stumble on his website and damn themselves to Hell by following his advice. He is a man who claims to be a Christian minister. We really could not even blame the women for doing what he says either, as a True Christian™ woman is expected to do what a man, especially a man of the church, says without questioning!
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Re: Joe Beam - False Christian Sex Pervert! -
02-02-2010, 12:44 AM
I don't know what this "man" does with the Bible, but I suspect actually reading it is not on the list!
This is simply what happens with liberal interpretations.........
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Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
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Re: Joe Beam - False Christian Sex Pervert! -
02-02-2010, 12:55 AM
The picture of him was obviously photoshopped to hide his horns, tail, and red complexion.
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Re: Joe Beam - False Christian Sex Pervert! -
02-02-2010, 12:58 AM
I found another photograph of this deviant.
As an aside: is this miscreant on the sex offender list yet?
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Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
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Re: Joe Beam - False Christian Sex Pervert! -
02-02-2010, 01:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Professor Bessemer
I will tell you, a closet homosexual! We all know that queers are obsessed with the backside.
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My thoughts exactly, Professor! But I do have one question: if a woman likes any "manipulation" relating to her "backside", does that indicate she is a pre-operation transexual with a homosexual agenda?
Just wondering if you could clarify that for me.
TIA, YIC,
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Re: Joe Beam - False Christian Sex Pervert! -
02-02-2010, 01:24 AM
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Q:Is it okay to insert my finger into my wife’s (bottom) as this will surely do no bodily harm?
A:You are right in that it likely will do no harm to the (bottom) if your fingernail is trimmed and the finger is placed gently.
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i rebukes Mr.Beam an his schmelly advise!
i leave the men forum nows please forgives me for visitings
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Re: Joe Beam - False Christian Sex Pervert! -
02-02-2010, 01:27 AM
Eww!
Does this "man" have any children? If so, perhaps they should be taken away from him. They shouldn't live with a confirmed pervert. Who knows what he does to them with his finger! Maybe he lets them smell it, who knows.
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Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
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Re: Joe Beam - False Christian Sex Pervert! -
02-02-2010, 01:42 AM
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I found another photograph of this deviant.
As an aside: is this miscreant on the sex offender list yet?
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You have impeccable sources!
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Re: Joe Beam - False Christian Sex Pervert! -
02-02-2010, 02:30 AM
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My thoughts exactly, Professor! But I do have one question: if a woman likes any "manipulation" relating to her "backside", does that indicate she is a pre-operation transexual with a homosexual agenda?
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Any human being, whether they are a man, a woman, or some sort of freakish homo/lesbo/transexual/ abomination, that enjoys having their backside stimulated is a bona fide sexually deviant pervert destined for Hell.
The human digestive system is a one-way system. To use the vernacular, the bottom is where food comes out. It is an exit, not an entrance. Case closed!
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Re: Joe Beam - False Christian Sex Pervert! -
02-02-2010, 05:05 AM
I wasn't aware that the Landovarians were so beholden to the writings of Saint Aquinas.
I don't suppose any of you can provide a scriptural basis for sex only for procreation?
*The loud sound of crickets chirping*
You people constantly surprise me how Catholic you truly are. I'm sure that priest who comes around here would be pleased.
Yours in getting some from his wife whenever possible,
Sam
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Re: Joe Beam - False Christian Sex Pervert! -
02-02-2010, 07:00 AM
I don't know what's worse...the fact that he's so casually talking about sex on the internet (where children can read it!) or the fact that he is blatantly posing as a Christian. Just skimming through his so-called "advice" shows the guy probably went to a few Bible study nights at some liberal church and then called himself an expert.
As Prof. Bessemer pointed out earlier, he advised sex while a woman is menstruating, even though the Bible clearly says not to. Here is some more unChristian advice from him.
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Originally Posted by Hysterical wife that needs discipline
i never know when my husband is going to get mad
Q: It seems like every day I am living my life on the edge, never knowing when my husband is going to get mad about something. It seems like I can’t make him happy no matter what I do and when he talks down to me it makes me feel like crap. Especially when he gets really mad (about absolutely nothing…seriously it comes out of nowhere.) He has threatened me many times, saying, “If you ever cheat on me, you will end up in pieces in some river!” or “If you ever take my child away from me….” He has tried to choke me. One night he hit me and I told him to let me out of the car and I walked home in the dark that night, scared out of my mind. After all this happens, he acts like everything is okay, like I shouldn’t be mad. Before we were married, he used to be so sweet, opening doors for me, holding me close, and I could see in his eyes that he loved me. It really makes me sad because that is the person I fell in love with and now, I don’t know who he is. I have never felt so low about myself. I don’t even know who I am anymore.
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I don't know why this shrew is even complaining. She makes it sound like it's a bad thing that she will be killed if she cheats on him. The Bible makes it clear that adultery is punishable by death!
Leviticus 20:10 And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.
Her husband is obviously a Godly man who knows his Bible. And I love how she tries to make it sound like she's innocent when she gets hit. I'd be willing to be she is neglecting her wifely duties and her husband is simply correcting her with a firm hand.
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How much am I supposed to take?
Lately I have been having dreams about other guys (that I don’t know) that show me affection or some sign that they care about me and it feels really good, but I always feel guilty in my dreams because something tells me, “you are married.” One night the guy was about to tell me how he felt and kiss me and it made me feel so special, but I woke up right away. It is sad because I wanted to go right back in that dream, and I actually tried.
I just feel so broken down because I am alone in this relationship. I tell him what I need, for him to treat me well and give me hugs, etc., but he says he won’t change for anyone. Do you have any answers for me?
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Yea, I got an answer for you lady! You're an adulterer! Just dreaming about an affair makes you a filthy adulterer.
Matthew 5:27-28 Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery: But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
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Originally Posted by Joe "Stewed to the gills on bourbon" Beam
In my opinion, you will either live like this until you can’t take it at all and then do something dumb like committing adultery, or you must take charge of your life now. Having lived like this for a while, it’s possible that you will need therapy to overcome your own emotional confusion. You don’t have to divorce him, but you do have to put your foot down and make him face the consequences of his own behavior. If he hits or chokes you, call the police. If you are afraid of serious harm or death, quietly find the folks in your community who operate safe houses for abused women and let them guide you. If he verbally abuses you rather than physically, don’t think that’s okay. Verbal and emotional abuse is destructive and shouldn’t be tolerated. If that continues, you may find it much better to move out, find the spiritual and emotional support you need, and then – if he doesn’t change – move on.
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Yea, great advice, Joe. Let's just enable this feminazi even more. Instead of correcting her for making her husband angry in the first place, you make it sound like she's the victim!
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If you are a Christian and fear that you will anger God if you don’t stay and take it, read Ephesians 5 where it says plainly that a husband is to love his wife as Jesus loves the church. This man is NOT doing that. He is failing his responsibility and being a bully, a manipulator, and a threat. In my view you have no obligation to stay with him if he does not get the help he needs to become a very different person than he is now.
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This angers me! How dare he use the Bible out of context. This is what he is referring to.
Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
Ephesians 5:23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
Ephesians 5:24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.
What I see here is an uppity wife not submitting to her husband. Her husband rules over her, like Christ rules over the church. There's nothing about "love" here, it's about being subject to. Just like we are subjects and servants to our Lord Jesus Christ, women need to be subjects and servants to their husband.
This man's website needs to be shut down. He is giving bad advice and destroying the image and reputation of Christianity! I, for one, will be sending him a particularily heated rebuke in e-mail!
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Re: Joe Beam - False Christian Sex Pervert! -
02-02-2010, 08:30 AM
Thank you Reverend! This Joe Beam person is the absolute worst. I would rather deal with an admitted immigrant atheist than a person like this. At least with a hellbound Canadian, you know where you stand.
But this fellow, with his feigned concern and his false faith, it is like trying to hold onto a greased eel, you are never sure of which way he is slithering! And as you mentioned, he is aiming his perverse advice squarely at our children!
I cannot wait for 2012, when we can elect Sarah Palin and institute Biblical law in America. Mr. Beam will certainly be on the short list for Holy justice. I will be gathering stones in anticipation of that glorious day. Praise!
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Re: Joe Beam - False Christian Sex Pervert! -
02-02-2010, 06:31 PM
I don't understand.
Why would anyone want to stick their finger in their wife's bottom? That must have been a typo.
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Re: Joe Beam - False Christian Sex Pervert! -
02-06-2010, 03:48 PM
The internet is no place for pornography!
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