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Default dear god. - 04-01-2008, 10:57 PM
dear god please come to earth to slap some sense into fundamentalist christians.

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Default Re: dear god. - 04-01-2008, 11:23 PM
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Default Re: dear god. - 04-01-2008, 11:25 PM
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That he does.
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Default Re: dear god. - 04-02-2008, 04:54 AM
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