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Finland chooses Satan and Jesus weeps: gay "marriage" approved -
11-28-2014, 11:32 AM
Once again, a nation has fallen in an irreparable manner under the reign of Satan. Almost all of Europe has now chosen Satan's side regarding the imminent End of Times, Armageddon and the war against the forces of the Enemy. As of today, it is Finland. Gay marriage has just been approved in a country that was also previously known for its legislation of mandatory nudity and preference for the homerswarm.
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The Finnish Parliament has approved a bill allowing same-sex marriages. The vote was 105 to 92, with one MP absent.
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1 Kings 14:24
And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.
This much they knew.
2 Kings 23:7
And he brake down the houses of the sodomites, that were by the house of the LORD, where the women wove hangings for the grove.
This they failed to do...
Sinland is a non-country. After re-gaining independence from the Soviet Union in 1991, it has bowed to Western lieberalism and neglected both the Bible and the return of its previous master-race, the Russians, to Godly authoritarian rule. What is this kind of independence? It is false independence. The Sinnish nation thinks it can be independent of God and His wrath but it cannot. Jesus will come and show them, verily.
Luke 19:27
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.
And What Will Jesus Do with them?
Matthew 13:42
And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.
The obscure and incomprehensible Sinnish language that almost no-one knows on Earth will undoubtedly be one of the major languages in which the cries of immeasurable pain and anguish will be shouted in Hell. All because they failed to do all that was precious and everlasting. Everybody has lost. The few remaining Christians will see their marriages dwindle into oblivion and replaced by mandatory homersexual relations. The biggest losers, however, will be the homers. Nobody will be left to love and cherish them and show them in a harsh but gentle manner that their path to the conditional Love of Jesus and potential Salvation is to discard the disgusting anal sex.
I am so happy Jesus will come very soon and all this will be forgotten once I sit on a patio in Heaven with Jesus with a sortiment of chilled nice beverages for dégustation.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: Finland chooses Satan and Jesus weeps: gay "marriage" approved -
11-28-2014, 12:30 PM
Commiserations, Brother. I will pray that Brother President Vladimir returns those people to their rightful position in the very near future.
(As an aside, I recently heard a recording of someone speaking their peculiar language. Is it actually human? It didn't seem to have enough consonants, compared with vowels, so the effect was rather like the pained mooing of a cow in childbirth, or calfbirth as I suppose it should be called.)
But back on topic.I see that the vote in their parliament (who knew they even had one?) was only 105 to 92. Assuming that most of the 105 were drunk, like the rest of their countrymen, would this form grounds for an appeal against the result?
In the meantime, I hope that 1 Peter 4:12-13 will be of comfort to the pathetically few Finnishers who are deserving of comfort.
Beloved, think it not strange concerning the fiery trial which is to try you, as though some strange thing happened unto you:
But rejoice, inasmuch as ye are partakers of Christ's sufferings; that, when his glory shall be revealed, ye may be glad also with exceeding joy.
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Re: Finland chooses Satan and Jesus weeps: gay "marriage" approved -
11-28-2014, 01:43 PM
Sister,
I think we have to move on. All of Scandinavistan is now lost, together with UK, France, etc. And Ireland remains in papist hands. We have to concentrate on former Eastern Europe and Especially Godly Russia come Armageddon. Some hope exists also in Africa, where the example of Godly Uganda shines bright against the darkness of the anal canal. The efforts of spreading the Gospel will have be focused there. I myself might abandon my European tour ahead of time and ponder the possibilities of the Hamite continent...
Romans 1:29
Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers.
That's Europe at the moment!
Sad day but Jesus will of course emerge victorious in the end.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: Finland chooses Satan and Jesus weeps: gay "marriage" approved -
11-29-2014, 05:19 AM
God hates the Finland, well and truly. The Moomin demontrolls weren't enough, now they let queers get married.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Finland chooses Satan and Jesus weeps: gay "marriage" approved -
11-30-2014, 11:13 AM
***Satanic incantation in the Eskimo language removed***.
Last edited by Elmer G. White; 11-30-2014 at 11:15 AM.
Reason: Removed words of witchcraft.
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Re: Finland chooses Satan and Jesus weeps: gay "marriage" approved -
11-30-2014, 11:43 AM
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***Satanic incantation in the Eskimo language removed***.
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You'd think at these difficult times these эскимосы would be too busy protesting to come here and persecute us. It just goes to show that they are indeed a lost cause.
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Re: Finland chooses Satan and Jesus weeps: gay "marriage" approved -
11-30-2014, 11:49 AM
Dear Finns, apologies for not being able to guide the Americans lately. Been so busy... Please forgive them, since some of these people don't understand what they are doing. By the way, keep up the good work there in Finland. Once again the world is a little bit better place to live, for all my children. Peace and love,
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Re: Finland chooses Satan and Jesus weeps: gay "marriage" approved -
11-30-2014, 11:53 AM
a) You are not God Matthew 12:31 Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men
b) God hates fags:
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Finland chooses Satan and Jesus weeps: gay "marriage" approved -
12-07-2014, 07:39 PM
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b) God hates fags:
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And not just the fags themselves. All those who don't fight them, who enable them through (tacit or enthusiastic) approval, shall burn forever in just as much pain as the homers themselves. This "Humala" fellow ought to read the book of Romans, chapter 1, especially Romans 1:18 and Romans 1:32 - God's position is crystal clear. This is why Finland is lost entirely.
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