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The Fall.

A real Fall, a fall from the Grace of God into SIN. A fall administered by the first woman (Genesis 3:6) in order to satisfy her animal instincts of fornication, to fill the anatomical void between her lower appendages. A Fall that took the originally more innocent MAN together with her into the Abyss of Satan and Sodomy. A Fall but a Pyrrhic victory for the woman, as the descent into the world of flesh did not only open up the possibilities for constant begetting (Genesis 4:1) - it also paved the way for sodomistic relationships between men (Romans 1:27), and men of all ages have been eager to experiment with this possibility.

As sodomy is the number 1 obstacle to Salvation, there is absolutely no excuse not to study it in more and more detail. The principal sources are obvious, prayer and the Bible. In addition, Creation Science can make effective use of secular sources and - when combined with Biblical Truths™ - they can open up new exciting vistas to understand better the vile and abhorrent nature of homosexuality. That is what I have done.
Principal source: Romans Chapter 8.
Additional secular source: Haddad et al. Polar Biology November 2014, DOI10.1007/s00300-014-1618-3, Multiple occurrences of king penguin (Aptenodytes patagonicus) sexual harassment by Antarctic fur seals (Arctocephalus gazella).
The secular source is also available in popularized form (recommended for True Christian™ Ladies and laymen as well as sinners for easier reading). Basically, the scientists have observed fur seal males raping and fornicating with king penguins. No matter the sex of the penguin, the seal youths do not hesitate to get sexual pleasure from these flightless waterfowl.
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On three separate occasions, a research team led by William A. Haddad and de Bruyn spotted young male seals sexually coercing what appeared to be healthy penguins of unknown gender.
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All four known sexual incidents followed a common pattern. Each time a seal chased, captured and mounted the penguin. The seal then attempted copulation several times, lasting about five minutes each, with periods of rest in between.

Here we can see a battered penguin after its experiences with bestiality (Exodus 22:19).

At first glance, this may not seem crucial from the viewpoint of the crucial issue of our moderns era: gaining an adequate number of souls ready for Salvation until it is too late, until the Second Coming, until the End of Days (2 Timothy 3:1-5). The fur seals are soulless creatures that have nothing to do with the world of real men, you may say (Genesis 1:28). A good question that can only be answered by applying the methods of Creation Science in the strictest sense - examining the scientific results in the light of the Bible. Romans Chapter 8 is the key.

Romans 8:22
For we know that the whole creation groaneth and travaileth in pain together until now.

Paul refers here to THE WHOLE CREATIN, animals, plants, fungi, geological features. "Until now" - until Jesus. Until Jesus all Creation was under the yoke of SIN. Since then, a small number of True Christians™ have been able to cast away the burden. It is no longer the whole Creation that groans but obviously a very large majority, including fur seals. All Creation is under sin since the Fall because of the inability of the first woman to contain her urgers. The evidence is clear: these animals are victims of the woman. This is exemplified in the fur seals but in my expert opinion also in the king penguins. They must be acting in a seductive manner to get the attention of these manly male seals. Why? Because of demons that must be residing in these vermin. It is the same as with catholics and their catamites. The demon within the boy makes the child act in a provocative manner and the result is, as we know, an epidemic of male sodomy unsurpassed in the sad history of our Created word.

Next question: where do these demons come from? It could be theoretically possible that they would be those cast away from homosexuals by Jesus and Godly pastors (Luke 8:33). However, it this were the case, we would see the amount of rectal demons that cause homosexuality to be decreasing in the male human population. But as we know that there are more and more sodomists every hour, we know that this cannot be the case. They are original demons in the cloaca of these glacial creatures.

But wait! The story does not end here.
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the new observations suggest that having sex with penguins may be becoming a learned behaviour among seals on the island. "Seals have capacity for learning - we know this from their foraging behaviour for example," explained de Bruyn. So male seals may see each other coercing penguins, then attempt it themselves. That might explain why the number of incidents appears to be increasing. "I genuinely think the behaviour is increasing in frequency."
Let us look at this citation very carefully. The are some key issues here as follows: "a learned behaviour", "see each other - attempt it themselves", "increasing in frequency". All this is explained in Romans 1:27: "And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet." Among these animals, being a homosexual is a choice. Likewise, among men it is a choice (1). Together with the secular results, the Bible confirms this well-known truth. The Fall set the stage. The woman aimed to get fornicatory pleasures at all times. The man followed but discovered that the pleasures of flesh were much more comfortable among themselves. All Creation Fell from grace. All Creation is groaning. Romans 8:22.


Here we see too fur seal men fondling each other in a sodomistic manner.

There is a way out. Romans 8:22-28, again the key Chapter.
For we know that the whole creation groaneth and travaileth in pain together until now.
And not only they, but ourselves also, which have the firstfruits of the Spirit, even we ourselves groan within ourselves, waiting for the adoption, to wit, the redemption of our body.
For we are saved by hope: but hope that is seen is not hope: for what a man seeth, why doth he yet hope for?
But if we hope for that we see not, then do we with patience wait for it.
Likewise the Spirit also helpeth our infirmities: for we know not what we should pray for as we ought: but the Spirit itself maketh intercession for us with groanings which cannot be uttered.
And he that searcheth the hearts knoweth what is the mind of the Spirit, because he maketh intercession for the saints according to the will of God.
And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose.

Homosexuals can choose again. They can go on with their lives according to the will of God, according to his purpose. Rectal demons can be cast out. What about the fur seals and the penguins? Of course, they don't actually matter. They are soulless creatures. They deserve to die. But studying them has helped us see with more clarity the disgusting choice that is the homosexual lifestyle. It diminishes potential men onto the level of lower Creatures. Only Jesus can cure this and the True Christian™ men and Ladies are beside Him as examples of the miraculous curative powers of our Lord.


Jesus can help us sail home to Heaven. We must not spare our LOVE towards homosexuals. We must keep on explaining them how God and Jesus HATE them (2). But if they repent, this hate can turn into the wonderful conditional love of God.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

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1. When sinners read about the chosen nature of homosexuality, they often ask mockingly if heterosexuality is also a choice. Of course it is! I have my personal testimony for that. I deliberately chose heterosexuality. At the time, it was a choice that was not easy, as I did not know Jesus as well as I do know. The vile manner of heterosexual fornication did scare me and the delights offered by the bosoms of other males were very attractive. But I DID make the choice and Jesus has expressed His personal gratitude for that every day since as answered prayers. Brethren and Sisters, when asked about this, feel free to cite my testimonial!
2. See, e.g., Jude 1:7.


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Default Re: Animal bestiality proves: being gay is a choice! Romans 8:22 - 11-22-2014, 12:25 PM

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"Seals have capacity for learning - we know this from their foraging behaviour for example," explained de Bruyn. So male seals may see each other coercing penguins, then attempt it themselves. That might explain why the number of incidents appears to be increasing. "I genuinely think the behaviour is increasing in frequency."
The depravity must have begun somewhere, Mr White, and Eve is the culprit as you have explained from the historical record of Genesis. Some animals are much easier to train than others, I have heard, with furry creatures being more amenable than birds generally speaking. If those perverted seals learn from one another by observation however we are no closer to finding out how the cycle commenced. The Springer link suggested that this behaviour is gradually increasing so looking back I'd assume there'd be less and less of it as time regressed. So, Why did the first seal go a-barking? one may enquire.

You know I can't help thinking of Moby Dick here, Captain Ahab tossing his insanity about obsessing over that great white monster bent on destruction, the crew so far from home, the lack of tender companionship, the chill antarctic waters. Although it's a work of fiction the characters are derived from meticulous observation of whalers and as contact with sailors more generally will confirm their silence never hides anything so mundane as sanity. Especially not where bed-linen is involved, or even sailcloth I suppose or rough discarded tully.

Ashore these wretches are quite abandoned which might appeal to certain types but can you imagine what must happen down there on an ice island crammed with furry mammals? From the perfection of Eden to this. Satan beguiled Eve. Eve seduced Adam. Adam passed the sin down through generations to the whalers and where the whalers have been is where we see this mounting inter-species corruption. Can there be any doubt who introduced the vice?
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...Ashore these wretches are quite abandoned which might appeal to certain types but can you imagine what must happen down there on an ice island crammed with furry mammals? From the perfection of Eden to this. Satan beguiled Eve. Eve seduced Adam. Adam passed the sin down through generations to the whalers and where the whalers have been is where we see this mounting inter-species corruption. Can there be any doubt who introduced the vice?
This is most interesting and plausible. The corrupted man, in total opposition to Leviticus 20:15 commited acts of bestiality with these sea creatures. And even if they followed the Leviticus verse, there would have been young fur seal males observing and learning - hence the depravity the scientists observed but were unable to put into Biblical context.

Romans 8:39
Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord.


Again, it is all about Romans Chapter 8. The depth of the ocean and the Creatures corrupted and diving in it. Demonic powers that attempt to seduce True Christians™ away from the Grace of Jesus. Yet unable. How different from the description of your whalers and their fornicatory pray as depicted in the same Chapter.

Romans 8:6-7
For to be carnally minded is death; but to be spiritually minded is life and peace. Because the carnal mind is enmity against God: for it is not subject to the law of God, neither indeed can be.


Carnally minded. At the level of furry animals. Because of choice. It is all within the same continuum as you suggested, Sister. The woman corrupting the man taking up sodomy leading to bestiality manifesting in the whole Creation that is groaning!

Choice.

We have chosen otherwise. That is why Jesus loves us so dearly.


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The Fall.
Thank you, Brother Elmer, for this enlightening message. The Fall explains so much in the world around us. Why do people get sick? Because of the Fall. Why do we age? The Fall. Why does every living thing die? The Fall. What causes volcanoes, earthquakes, tsunamis, tornadoes, cyclones? The Fall. Why is everyone born a sinner? The Fall. Why are there weeds? The Fall. Why is childbirth painful? The Fall. There isn't a secular scientific theory that can explain these phenomena. How do unbelievers live with the uncertainty?


Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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Thank you, Brother Elmer, for this enlightening message. The Fall explains so much in the world around us. Why do people get sick? Because of the Fall. Why do we age? The Fall. Why does every living thing die? The Fall. What causes volcanoes, earthquakes, tsunamis, tornadoes, cyclones? The Fall. Why is everyone born a sinner? The Fall. Why are there weeds? The Fall. Why is childbirth painful? The Fall. There isn't a secular scientific theory that can explain these phenomena. How do unbelievers live with the uncertainty?
Brother, what I find the most ridiculous is that the unbelievers fail to use their own tools when it comes to these issues. They have this logical screwdriver called 'Occam's razor' that states as follows: "entities should not be multiplied unnecessarily". The simplest answer should be chosen, a unifying answer, an answer that explains all the issues you mentioned. God in His three personae, His angels, and the demons led by Satan forcing their way into humans requiring the physical redemption by the temporary excruciating torture and death by Jesus fit these requirements admirably.

They cannot see because they don't want to.

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And refused to obey, neither were mindful of thy wonders that thou didst among them; but hardened their necks, and in their rebellion appointed a captain to return to their bondage: but thou art a God ready to pardon, gracious and merciful, slow to anger, and of great kindness, and forsookest them not.


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As far as i know the sience says being gay is not a choice, you are born that way, but does that make it any bit less bad? No lol, unfortunate isin't it?

Think about it for a second, back in the day Homosexualism was lebeled as an illnes, but then them gays were too butthurt about it and things changed, oh well.

My personal view? Well, i feel attracted to females, i react to them and naturally things start to happen without even me thinking about it, do i actually get ***rude anatomical description removed*** while looking at a naked dude? Heck no, do i react in such way when it comes to female? Hell yes, so basically it's a brain thingy, you don't control it, it's unconcious that's why people can't just wake up and want to ***disgusting unnatural fantasies regarding forniction against nature removed*** you know .

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As far as i know the sience says being gay is not a choice, blah blah blah blah blah
Here is a man-thing unreachable through either faith or science. Brother White's empirical and undeniable study proves conclusively that homerism is a conscious choice, but the fool refuses to accept proof and reason just as he rejects God. Clearly he is insane and needs to be committed to protect his anus and the anuses of others.


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Default Re: Animal bestiality proves: being gay is a choice! Romans 8:22 - 11-23-2014, 06:56 AM

Excerpt from a secular wikipedia article on militantly queer animals:
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Male homosexuality has been inferred in several species of dragonflies. A survey of damsel and dragonflies reveals characteristic cloacal pincher mating damage in 20–80 percent of the males, indicating a fairly high occurrence of sexual coupling between males
Here is a photo (ladies, avert your eyes) of two male dragonflies engaged in simultaneous oral/anal penetration:



A shocking display of beastial sodomy, yes, but there is a lesson to be learned from this. Up to 20% of dragonflies choose a proper heterosexual lifestyle!

As brother Elmer has already pointed out, the discussion about the morality of gay animal sex is purely academic, as animals are merely souless atomatons put here exclusively for our exploitation...but, the fact that even a stupid, worthless bug can choose to turn it's back on the vice of cornholery should give hope to gayrods worldwide. With a little bit of will power, and with Jesus firmly guiding and pushing from behind, no obstacle is unmountable!
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Default Re: Animal bestiality proves: being gay is a choice! Romans 8:22 - 11-23-2014, 09:59 AM

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As far as i know the sience says being gay is not a choice, you are born that way
No it doesn't. Perhaps you are confusing "Science" with "Chanson" a well known French insanity? The spiral is an archetypal symbol of insane and here we see those wretched dragonflies fluttering behind what I readily imagine to be whalers in the vicinity of seals or dugongs or mermaids or whatever they'd fixated upon at the moment all in a waltz time and what waltz ever led anywhere good?

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unfortunate isin't it?
That you hadn't checked your facts? Yes.

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Think about it for a second..
I don't need to. Before posting I obtained information regarding divers species, their libidinous proclivities, sailors, antarctic regions which I presume you encounter more often than you realise, ingredients of make up as worn by French trollops and the preferred behaviours of their paramours. I was revolted.

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back in the day Homosexualism was lebeled as an illnes
By whom? And what has this to do with interspecies erotica? Are you suggesting that Christians are unable to distinguish between fluttering honeyeaters and pouncing samoyeds? The two are very different but to the Austro-French influenced Northern European (what a concatenation of horror) all is melded into a single hand and devils jerk your string.
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