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Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France! -
10-09-2010, 06:07 PM
From what I have heard, the French, at least. have excellent table manners.
Many American children do not know how to use utensils even past the age of eight. They put their feet up on the table-- normally a coffee table as they must be entertained with television at all times-- and smear their food around with their hands.
My source in France informs me that children as young as two are labelled "piggy" and humilated into proper decorum at the dining table.
None of the outrageous behaviors noted above would be a problem in a True Christian household where grace is said before meals properly served at the table-- such food being properly prepared by a True Christian mother, or her household help.
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Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France! -
10-09-2010, 06:36 PM
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Many American children do not know how to use utensils even past the age of eight.[…] smear their food around with their hands.
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I recall no biblical instance of Our Lord using a knife and fork…
M't:15:1: Then came to Jesus scribes and Pharisees, which were of Jerusalem, saying,
M't:15:2: Why do thy disciples transgress the tradition of the elders? for they wash not their hands when they eat bread.
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M't:15:10: And he called the multitude, and said unto them, Hear, and understand:
M't:15:11: Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man.
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My source in France informs me that children as young as two are labelled "piggy" and humiliated into proper decorum at the dining table.
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Comparing French children with the Gaderine Swine is OK because it’s true.
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None of the outrageous behaviors noted above would be a problem in a True Christian household where grace is said before meals properly served at the table-- such food being properly prepared by a True Christian mother, or her household help.
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Whereas formal decorum is to be applauded, those US Christians, toiling in the Lord’s Vineyard are not always able to sit down to a family meal. Half of the trouble with France is that production stops between noon and 2 pm to allow for their gluttony.
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Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France! -
10-09-2010, 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
I recall no biblical instance of Our Lord using a knife and fork…
M't:15:1: Then came to Jesus scribes and Pharisees, which were of Jerusalem, saying,
M't:15:2: Why do thy disciples transgress the tradition of the elders? for they wash not their hands when they eat bread.
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M't:15:10: And he called the multitude, and said unto them, Hear, and understand:
M't:15:11: Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man.Comparing French children with the Gaderine Swine is OK because it’s true. Whereas formal decorum is to be applauded, those US Christians, toiling in the Lord’s Vineyard are not always able to sit down to a family meal. Half of the trouble with France is that production stops between noon and 2 pm to allow for their gluttony.
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Brother Bathfire, I am properly chastened by your superior knowledge of God's Word and your immediate resemblence to our Lord in being a male.
Still, I do find feet on the table and the resulting view of underpantless regions to be off-putting to my appetite.
Do you know if Jesus put His feet up on the dining table and if He wore underpants or not?
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Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France! -
12-15-2010, 10:08 PM
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Brother Bathfire, I am properly chastened by your superior knowledge of God's Word and your immediate resemblence to our Lord in being a male.
Still, I do find feet on the table and the resulting view of underpantless regions to be off-putting to my appetite.
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How true. Who would ever think of eating anything when in the presence of someone without underpants?
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Do you know if Jesus put His feet up on the dining table and if He wore underpants or not?
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I think I can answer the question about Jesus and underpants. Just look at any picture in the world about our dear, sweet Jesus as those sinful Joos and heathen Romans crucified him. He is always wearing underwear. And it is always clean and white.
Now how many times have we all heard our mothers tell us to wear a clean pair of underwear in case we get into an accident? It only stands to reason that Jesus being God and knowing all those prophesies about his impending trials and tribulations (not to mention hanging and dying) that he would have followed his mother's advice and would have been prepared.
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Reason: Stupid punctuation keeps getting in the way.
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Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France! -
12-16-2010, 12:21 AM
Thank you Brother Templeton for that rousing sermon. Despite being British and born with a natural predisposition for disliking the French, I had not realised just depraved their candle burning, bead counting, Catholic customs were. I shall pray that God will feel fit to nuke that dispicable nation and wipe those vile fornicators with their disgusting eatting habits out of existance.
I apologise in advance for this very slight deviation from our biblical studies. I thought since we were talking about the dispicable and stinking heathen race that is the French I might just provide you all with a little know historical fact that might help explain why God hates the French so much.
The Statute of Liberty was originaly built in Paris. Then someone noticed only one arm was up in the air. As this rendered the statute completely useless, for its intended purpose, they gave it to America.
They have a really stupid language too. When they start talking, I cant understand a word of it. America's greatest President, George W. Bush, once said "The problem with the French is they don't even have a word for entrepreneur".
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Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France! -
12-16-2010, 01:09 AM
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How true. Who would ever think of eating anything when in the presence of someone without underpants?
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I, um.... yeah....
I don't think I'm going to answer that question.
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Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France! -
12-16-2010, 01:10 AM
I think probably the number one reason God hates france is all the french people there. It has to have the largest single concentration of them in the world.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France! -
12-16-2010, 01:27 AM
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I think probably the number one reason God hates france is all the french people there. It has to have the largest single concentration of them in the world.
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Have you ever been to Quebec?
Even more concentration of Frenchies than France! And even snottier. In France, every 3rd person is a towelhead.
I really don't know which is worse.
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Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France! -
12-16-2010, 06:18 AM
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10 Reasons why God hates France!
France has a long, bloody, and shameful history of persecuting anyone who doesn’t bow down and kiss their ass. While embracing every sin imaginable, this filthy nation violently persecutes anyone who’s not catholic and has taken to imprisoning and fining those who dare to stand up and say that it’s not okay to be a fag!
1.The Eiffel Tower
The French build this to mock God and show that they are more Powerfull then Him. They behave like
the Babylonian, who tried to build The Tower Of Babel. So France is the new Babylon!
Genesis 11
3And they said one to another, Go to, let us make brick, and burn them thoroughly. And they had brick for stone, and slime had they for morter.
4And they said, Go to, let us build us a city and a tower, whose top may reach unto heaven; and let us make us a name, lest we be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth.
Revelation 17
5And upon her forehead was a name written, MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH.
2. Notre Dame is a cathedral of the catholics .As if this was not bad enough,it is full with demonic statues and blasphemous paintings.
Revelation 9
20And the rest of the men which were not killed by these plagues yet repented not of the works of their hands, that they should not worship devils, and idols of gold, and silver, and brass, and stone, and of wood: which neither can see, nor hear, nor walk:
1 Corinthians 10
19What say I then? that the idol is any thing, or that which is offered in sacrifice to idols is any thing?
20But I say, that the things which the Gentiles sacrifice, they sacrifice to devils, and not to God: and I would not that ye should have fellowship with devils.
21Ye cannot drink the cup of the Lord, and the cup of devils: ye cannot be partakers of the Lord's table, and of the table of devils.
3. The French eat frogs, snails and oysters.
"Consumption of frogs' legs in France totals 3000 to 4000 tons per year
(60 to 80 million frogs)"
"France is the biggest snails consumer in
the world with 40,000 tons consumed per year."
"France is the first European producer of oysters (140000 tons yearly)
and we are eating a lot of oysters for Christmas." http://www.ffcook.com/pages/frenchfrogs.htm
Leviticus 11:9-12 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat. And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you: They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination. Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.
Deuteronomy 14:9-10 These ye shall eat of all that are in the waters: all that have fins and scales shall ye eat: whatsoever hath not fins and scales ye may not eat; it is unclean unto you.
4. The Maid of Orléans or Saint Joan of Arc is a national heroine of France and a Catholic saint.
What many do not know is that Joan of Arc was an evil abomination in the eyes of God, a blemish on the face of God's creation. Because Joan was initially hermaphrodite and later transformed to girl.
"She" or "He" was a transvestite, bi-sexual, a lesbian and she was a-sexual. She practised witchcraft, wore male clothes all the time and she worked like a man. Womans said that they never saw her menstruate.
Beside that, Joan of Arc had a gang bang, sometime during the three days after she signed the abjuration.
Simon Beaucroix's, an old friend of Joan, wrote in his testimony; "Joan slept always with young girls, she did not like to s sleep with old women."
Exodus 22
18Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
Leviticus 10
27A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.
Leviticus 20
13If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
5.The Church of France is part of the worldwide Catholic Church. The French church is under the spiritual leadership of the Pope, curia in Rome, and the Conference of French bishops. It is estimated that 60% of France's population are Catholic.
6. Jean Diot and Bruno Lenoir were the last homosexuals burned to death on July 6, 1750. Praise The Lord!
Unfortunately, those were the last. Since that France started his path of immorality and perversity.
It is legal to be homosexual in France. Worst of all, Gay and lesbian people are free to serve in the Armed Forces.
Leviticus 20
13If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
7. 38.3% of all marriages in France end in divorce. Additionally the marriage rate is going down. According to a November 21, 2006, Washington Post article, only 4.3 of every 1000 French people were married. Yet, 48.3% of first births were to women who were unmarried.
Luke 16
18Whosoever putteth away his wife, and marrieth another, committeth adultery: and whosoever marrieth her that is put away from her husband committeth adultery.
Matthew 19
6Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.
8. Abortions are available for any reason during the 1st trimester, and to preserve the mental or physical health of the mother or if the child is “defective” at any time – basically you can kill your baby at any time if you say it affects your health or if you do it in the 1st trimester.
Job 31
15Did not he that made me in the womb make him? and did not one fashion us in the womb?
Isaiah 49
1Listen, O isles, unto me; and hearken, ye people, from far; The LORD hath called me from the womb; from the bowels of my mother hath he made mention of my name.
9. France is an extremely violent nation.The number of acts of urban violence committed in 2007 in France was published discreetly by the Interior Ministry. It totals 93,016, including 37,359 cars burned, or 102 per day! The remainder is divided up as follows: 26,217 trash can fires, 7,955 acts of vandalism against city property (both slight damage and total destruction), 6,856 projectiles thrown (the targets were mainly policemen), 5,658 car chases and 4,101 cases of collective violence against security forces and medics.” In all there were 3,771,850 crimes and 1,051 murders in 2007.
Exodus 20
15Thou shalt not steal.
Romans 4:15
15Because the law worketh wrath: for where no law is, there is no transgression.
10. France is obsessed with “French identity. Anyone and anything that doesn’t conform to the “traditional” image of France (translation: anyone who’s not a baby-killing, fag-loving, fornicating catholic) is ignoble.
Ephesians 4
2Be completely humble and gentle; be patient, bearing with one another in love.
Matthew 5
43Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy.
All people of France need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Denmark, Australia, England, The Netherlands, Scotland, New Zealand, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.
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i must say how in the world do yall follow the bible when then preach this crap? thats like saying dont smoke then smoking a cigar. youre judging the french why?
altho i do find this entire forum funny simply because of all the hypocrites on this forum. and allah bless you . and you know i could really care less if i get banned from this forum.
and btw god loves all people not just amercans
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Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France! -
12-16-2010, 08:42 AM
Thank you Buttercup, for re-posting Brother Templeton's wonderfull and informative sermon on why God hates the French. Such authorative works deserve a second airing as there is so much in them of value that needs to be digested.
But also Buttercup, I detect a certain amount of defiance and resistance in your post, this certainly isn't a French characteristic. So what motivates you to mascarade as one of those vile and disgusting frog eatters?
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Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France! -
12-16-2010, 09:06 AM
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Thank you Buttercup, for re-posting Brother Templeton's wonderfull and informative sermon on why God hates the French. Such authorative works deserve a second airing as there is so much in them of value that needs to be digested.
But also Buttercup, I detect a certain amount of defiance and resistance in your post, this certainly isn't a French characteristic. So what motivates you to mascarade as one of those vile and disgusting frog eatters?
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I fear that our visitor may be of some hot blooded Spanish descent - with a screen name that translates to "hell spawn". No doubt he is one of Satan's minions dispatched directly from the Vatican to defend the cathylicks - just like the French.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France! -
12-17-2010, 04:48 PM
Having being unfortunately many times in France I concluded that it is really very difficult country, the Frenchman are too nationalist, too socialist, too liberal, too atheist. It is something wrong there, most abhorrent is, that if you ask for the right way in non-French language you either receive no answer or a wrong direction.
Proverbs 1:7 King James Version (KJV)
The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.
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12-31-2010, 05:45 PM
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11. They're proud of their sinful ways
12. They're racist.
13. From Felicity, they lack proper hygene
14. They're destroying Canada and stopping it from becoming a True Christian™ nation.
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À chaque chanson, faut y mettre son canon.
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Prospérité,
Fornications,
Sodomisation,
Et… fellation !
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12-31-2010, 06:23 PM
Oh Dear Lord! We have got an Italian now! This is ruining my New Year's Eve.
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12-31-2010, 06:25 PM
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Oh Dear Lord! We have got an Italian now! This is ruining my New Year's Eve.
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Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France! -
12-31-2010, 06:32 PM
I don't think I'd believe anything a Frenchman said.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! -
12-31-2010, 06:44 PM
Why is the Eiffel Tower the new babel tower? It was build during the international exposition in 1889, many nations (including America) build an new kind of architecture, something innovating. Nothing about god-mocking fags that are trying to be better than God. And they found it so nice that they decided to keep it as their symbol, so the eiffel-tower is internationallly known.
Just try to not to confuse other people with lies, it's just a high building, there are many buildings much higher and more impressive than the Eiffel-tower, The french are not that bad.
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12-31-2010, 07:33 PM
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I don't think I'd believe anything a Frenchman said.
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Neither do I. :]
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12-31-2010, 07:36 PM
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11. They're proud of their sinful ways
12. They're racist.
13. From Felicity, they lack proper hygene
14. They're destroying Canada and stopping it from becoming a True Christian™ nation.
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Been to France a few times myself (Married one) So as for,
#11/ Thier sinful ways are GREAT!
#12/ I have to disagree,they call porch monkeys "Exotics".
#13/ Refer to #11. I luv dirty girls.
#14/ Who gives a ratos culo bout "Canukistan"
The big problem I found with the Franchute is they cant make a potable BEER!
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12-31-2010, 07:57 PM
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Having being unfortunately many times in France
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I can't blame you. Legal prostitution (sure you had a great time right there alone), champagne & wines (sure you had a great time right there as well), rillette, nougat, ham, you name it...It sure changes from the fatty hamburgers and fried squirrels...
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