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Default Re: Praise ye the LORD!!! - 04-19-2015, 09:49 PM
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Did you actually READ my post?
If you didn't write it, then it's not your post.

Any other obvious things I can help you out with today?

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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: Praise ye the LORD!!! - 04-20-2015, 02:39 AM
Witch killer, you seem violent and angry. Also, I find it curious that you want us to read a false bible written in the Mexican language. There are a lot of Mormans in Mexico. They read diverse false bibles. They are violent and angry, too. For that matter, most Mexicans are violent and angry. They all, Mormans, Romans and heathens, speak the Mexican language and read false Mexican bibles. For all we know, you could be trying to get us to read a Morman bible. Are you a Mexican Morman?

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Default Re: Praise ye the LORD!!! - 04-20-2015, 10:58 AM
I wonder where it plagiarized its foul language from. Not Christian parents, I'm sure.

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Default Re: Praise ye the LORD!!! - 04-20-2015, 11:57 AM
Our friend is at a loss for OTHER PEOPLE'S words

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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: Praise ye the LORD!!! - 04-20-2015, 08:48 PM
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"but sanctify the Lord God in your hearts, and be ready always to respond to every man that asks you a reason of the hope that is in you with meekness and reverence," (1 Peter 3:15 JUB )

What is your response to me? I am asking you why you trust the homosexual baby-sprinklers bible. If you can't answer, then I will ass-u-me that it is because you know deep down in your heart that I am right and that you are a wrong homosexual baby-sprinkling king james worshipper.

"If a man shall join himself with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." (Leviticus 20:13 JUB )

According to the true scriptures, your homosexual king james shall surely be put to death.
To bandy words with an ignorant heathen is to dance with the devil!!! My grandfather Joshua Henry once told me this. You will find yourself amongst the fallen come the Day of Judgment sir!!!! Praise Jesus!!!!
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Default Re: Praise ye the LORD!!! - 04-22-2015, 11:42 PM
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Witch killer, you seem violent and angry. Also, I find it curious that you want us to read a false bible written in the Mexican language. There are a lot of Mormans in Mexico. They read diverse false bibles. They are violent and angry, too. For that matter, most Mexicans are violent and angry. They all, Mormans, Romans and heathens, speak the Mexican language and read false Mexican bibles. For all we know, you could be trying to get us to read a Morman bible. Are you a Mexican Morman?
Do you oppose immigration?

"But the stranger that dwells with you shall be as the natural of yourselves, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt. I AM your God." (Leviticus 19:34 JUB )

If you oppose immigration, then GOD hates you. At the moment, the mexican bible is the truest bible in existence. You probably know how the romish popish pagan "church" burned Willian Tyndale at the stake for translating the Holy Bible. His last words were "Lord, open the eyes of the King of England." and his prayer was answered in the link below. However, I doubt you can read it, so I think we should just stick with the mexican bible, See?

https://ia700705.us.archive.org/25/i...Bible_text.pdf

Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God. 13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
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Default Re: Praise ye the LORD!!! - 04-22-2015, 11:51 PM
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Do you oppose immigration?
Into Heaven, yes. Everyone is welcome in Heaven, but few make that choice.

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(Leviticus 19:34 JUB )
Read the whole chapter, child.

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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: Praise ye the LORD!!! - 04-22-2015, 11:59 PM
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Into Heaven, yes. Everyone is welcome in Heaven, but few make that choice.


Read the whole chapter, child.
I was talking about True Christian TM Mexicans who wish to enter the USA. But do you get my point about why we should stick with the mexican bible?

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Default Re: Praise ye the LORD!!! - 04-23-2015, 12:06 AM
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I was talking about True Christian TM Mexicans who wish to enter the USA.
If they were True Christians, then why didn't God let them be born in His favorite country in the first place?

There is only ONE American who was born supernaturally in the USA vs. naturally and that's Jesus Christ. It is just one of many miracles He performed

I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: Praise ye the LORD!!! - 04-23-2015, 12:07 AM
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Do you oppose immigration?

"But the stranger that dwells with you shall be as the natural of yourselves, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt. I AM your God." (Leviticus 19:34 JUB )

If you oppose immigration, then GOD hates you...
Wow. Way to ignore the other parts of the Bible that clearly tell the faithful NOT to live with the Hellbound:

2 Corinthians 6:14-17 "14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness? 15 And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?
16 And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.

17 Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you,"

If a "stranger" dwells among True Christians™, it obviously means that the stranger is a True Christian™, as well, and you'll find no one here who is opposed to True Christians™ coming to the United States.

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Unsupported assertion, ignored.

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Hey, thanks for the ad hominem.

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If they were True Christians, then why didn't God let them be born in His favorite country in the first place?

There is only ONE American who was born supernaturally in the USA vs. naturally and that's Jesus Christ. It is just one of many miracles He performed
The USA is NOT...NOT...NOT God's favorite country. You have been misledd.

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Default Re: Praise ye the LORD!!! - 04-23-2015, 12:19 AM
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The USA is NOT...NOT...NOT God's favorite country. You have been misledd.
If not the USA (the most powerful nation on Earth), then which country is God's favorite country?

If you think that mere insistence of one's view is by itself a compelling argument, then why don't you turn to God on our insistence? Surely it's a two-way street? Or is it more the I-get-what-I-want-and-you-can-suck-it street?

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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: Praise ye the LORD!!! - 04-23-2015, 12:56 AM
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The USA is NOT...NOT...NOT God's favorite country. You have been misledd.

God loves America and Americans. God hates wicked foreigners who hate America and the Lord God. I suspect God hates you. I will pray that you find salvation, but I doubt it will do any good. You are a very bad man.

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Default Re: Praise ye the LORD!!! - 04-23-2015, 12:59 AM
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God loves America and Americans.
Amen to that!

Seriously, just think for 1 second: if America isn't God's favorite country, then why would Jesus be the first real American?

I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: Praise ye the LORD!!! - 04-23-2015, 05:05 PM
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Amen to that!

Seriously, just think for 1 second: if America isn't God's favorite country, then why would Jesus be the first real American?
"America is Absolutely a Satanic Nation"

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Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God. 13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
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Default Re: Praise ye the LORD!!! - 04-23-2015, 05:45 PM
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America is Absolutely a Satanic Nation
Just because Obomba is President does not mean there are no Christians left. Make no mistake, with the help of God, Christians will take this proud nation to where it belongs.

America is still founded on the teaching of Jesus Christ. No left-wing propaganda can change that. Deviously clever as they may be, a time machine that also solves time travel paradoxes is still beyond their grasp.

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Do you write anything yourself?

If you want to go about it that way, then how about we don't respond at all anymore and just say: Read more: KJV 1611 Bible, case closed?

I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

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Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: Praise ye the LORD!!! - 04-23-2015, 05:52 PM
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Stop lying. As I told you earlier in this thread, God hates liars.

And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
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Default Re: Praise ye the LORD!!! - 04-23-2015, 06:50 PM
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Guess where your quote comes from? Peter H. Gilmore, High Priest of the CHURCH OF SATAN. If you really want to change some minds around here (and not look like a completely deluded fool), you may want to find some different sources.

Oh, and the author from http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/ (David J. Stewart) who links to that interview also comes out with this nugget (second paragraph on the linked page): "...Catholicism is a much greater threat to Christianity than Satanism..." and then goes on to list their various heresies. So what was that you were claiming about the "Mexican" "Bible"?

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