[buckhenry]

My name is Buck Henry and I am overjoyed at finally findinga forum of true believers. Praise the LORD!!!!!!!!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Welcome Buck, you seem like a solid citizen: what's your church, your favorite Bible verse, stance on anti-triclavianism, etc?

[Cranky Old Man]

Welcome to God's favorite forum!

I can highly appreciate your "BELIEVE or DIE!" slogan. It's in the spirit of True Christianity as professed in 2nd Chronicles 15:13. Unfortunately this kind of Christian truth is missing from most of our youth nowadays. I fear for their salvation as only in Christ can we find redemption.

[Alvin Moss]

Originally Posted by buckhenry

My name is Buck Henry and I am overjoyed at finally findinga forum of true believers. Praise the LORD!!!!!!!!

Welcome then, Buck. Your introduction is somewhat pithy. Can you tell us more? What is your congregation? Who is your pastor? What revolver do you favor?

God Bless!

[Thomas Helwys]

Hmmm, to make sure you aren't queer we have to ask how many manly children have sprung from your loins?

[buckhenry]

Thank you for this warm welcome. I was raised in thesouthern Appalachian Mountains in a small areaonce known asLost Cove. Our congregationwas known as “The Covenant of Our Lord and Savior” And our pastor was noneother than my grandfather, the late great Joshua Henry. Since his death I havebeen walking Gods great land trying to spread the good word in the tradition ofmy great grandfather. God rest his soul! He was a traditional Baptist ministerwith fire and brimstone coursing through his veins. If anybody could convert a heathenhe could. I regards to your other questions. I have always found comfort in John 3:16-17 - For God so loved the world, that he gave hisonly begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but haveeverlasting life. It’s one of the first verses I remember as a child walking inthe shadow of God and my grandfather. I’ve been an avid gun collector my wholelife but I think my favorite sidearm is the Colt model 1911. I regards to thetopic of homosexuality, I believe there is no larger sin than to copulate withone of your own sex. It’s unfathomable!!!!

[Faith_Machine]

Praise Jesus, Buck Henry, it is truly a pleasure for me to meet any son of the South, but especially one from the Godly Appalachians, one of the few places which have not been corrupted and where good people still fear the Lord.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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[buckhenry]

I forgot to mention that I have three sons and two daughters who are all devout in the teachings of our Lord. Praise Jesus!

[Gregory Mitch]

The people of Landover Baptist greet you with open arms, friend! I hope to get to know you better soon, as you seem like a righteous man, mr. Henry. However, we need to be assured that you have a wife, otherwise we might suspect you are an atheist rapist.

[buckhenry]

Originally Posted by Gregory Mitch

The people of Landover Baptist greet you with open arms, friend! I hope to get to know you better soon, as you seem like a righteous man, mr. Henry. However, we need to be assured that you have a wife, otherwise we might suspect you are an atheist rapist.

That sir I am not! I have been married for 31 years to atrue sister of the Holy word! To her, a moment without Jesus would be like aneternity in fire and damnation!!!! She goes by the given name of Mary and sheherself would still be a virgin had it not been for me. Praise Jesus!

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Welcome, Brother Buck,

In what area of God's favorite country do you now reside with your lovely wife, Mary? Are your sons also married? Do they live anywhere near Iowa? You see, I am as yet unmarried and always seeking a true Bible believing Christian who will realize that the Lord has called me to work outside the home while maintaining a healthy household worthy of the presence of the Holy Ghost. Of course, that man will have to be one hunk of a specimen of flesh.

Yours in Jesus,
NRL

[buckhenry]

Originally Posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb

Welcome, Brother Buck,

In what area of God's favorite country do you now reside with your lovely wife, Mary? Are your sons also married? Do they live anywhere near Iowa? You see, I am as yet unmarried and always seeking a true Bible believing Christian who will realize that the Lord has called me to work outside the home while maintaining a healthy household worthy of the presence of the Holy Ghost. Of course, that man will have to be one hunk of a specimen of flesh.

Yours in Jesus,
NRL

I reside in the God fearing state of Mississippi sister. All but one of my Sons are married. Samuel is all that is left and I'm afraid he would be a hard catch and has always placed high expectations on the requirements of abride. Whomever he chooses would certainly have to be a robustcandidate. It probably stems from being close to his grandmother? She was avery hearty woman of character and faith that gave birth to fourteen childrenand still attended to her duties on the farm and to the household. And on top of all that his chosen mate would have to pass my inspection of course, which includes using a precision caliper to measure bonedensity along with an extensive physical examination determining child bearingcapability. And also a test Biblical knowledge would certainly be in order.

[Gregory Mitch]

Originally Posted by buckhenry

That sir I am not! I have been married for 31 years to atrue sister of the Holy word! To her, a moment without Jesus would be like aneternity in fire and damnation!!!! She goes by the given name of Mary and sheherself would still be a virgin had it not been for me. Praise Jesus!

In that case, you seem to be well on your way to being a brother in Christ at landover. May you enjoy your stay.

[buckhenry]

Originally Posted by Gregory Mitch

In that case, you seem to be well on your way to being a brother in Christ at landover. May you enjoy your stay.

I thank you brother and I'm looking foward to a long stay. Praise Jesus!