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Re: Pastor Pat Robertson Unveils Anti-Gay Necklace! -
05-27-2014, 01:23 AM
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Say hi when you meet him there fag!
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Friend, maybe you didn't notice my Ex-Gay medal...they don't just give those out, you know.
Nope, I have put the sodomite deathstyle behind me and I am ready to bask in His Glory FOREVER!!!
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Re: Pastor Pat Robertson Unveils Anti-Gay Necklace! -
05-27-2014, 01:34 AM
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Ex-gay like you were and then you stopped for "God"? That's sweet. Giving up you're lifestyle for an imaginary figure.
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05-27-2014, 01:37 AM
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Ex-gay like you were and then you stopped for "God"? That's sweet. Giving up you're lifestyle for an imaginary figure.
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Decisions, decisions. A lifetime of anal sex, or an Eternity of singing the praises of Our Lord Jesus Christ...
Whatever will I do???
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Re: Pastor Pat Robertson Unveils Anti-Gay Necklace! -
05-27-2014, 01:56 AM
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Decisions, decisions. A lifetime of anal sex, or an Eternity of singing the praises of Our Lord Jesus Christ...
Whatever will I do???
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I'm noticing a pattern around the website where you all go by stereotypes. All gays aren't sluts, emos are friendly, and everyone that doesn't agree with you is not a sinner.
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Re: Pastor Pat Robertson Unveils Anti-Gay Necklace! -
05-27-2014, 02:10 AM
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I'm noticing a pattern around the website where you all go by stereotypes. All gays aren't sluts, emos are friendly, and everyone that doesn't agree with you is not a sinner.
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Actually, by definition they are:
(Matthew 12:30) "He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad."
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Re: Pastor Pat Robertson Unveils Anti-Gay Necklace! -
05-27-2014, 02:12 AM
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I'm noticing a pattern around the website where you all go by stereotypes. All gays aren't sluts, emos are friendly, and everyone that doesn't agree with you is not a sinner.
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Actually dear, everyone who doesn't obey the Lord Jesus Christ is a sinner. Everyone who doesn't agree with Jesus is a sinner. True Christians™ obey, and of course agree, with everything the Lord Jesus Christ requires. Ergo, everyone who doesn't agree with a True Christian™ is a sinner.
I hope that helps.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Pastor Pat Robertson Unveils Anti-Gay Necklace! -
05-27-2014, 02:24 AM
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This seems like a revenue opportunity for Landover Baptist.
Robertson says it works to at least 20 feet. What if we ramped up the powers of the necklace to 50 feet and under cut Robertson's price a little? We could offer it for sale right here on our site.
It seems to me there is the potential for millions of dollars every year.
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This is why I love Jesus so much. He sends such wonderful ideas my way. JESUS MAKES ME BRILLIANT!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pastor Pat Robertson Unveils Anti-Gay Necklace! -
05-27-2014, 10:42 AM
Now I understand that pervert repellents are available for testing and possible improvement. But although The Bible is available for testing, it is not looking for improvement. Leftie commentators are always on the prowl for novel ways to deny God. We know from the historical record, for example, the exact number of generations from Adam to Jesus. It is described here.
Even if each generation were 1,000 years the timeline falls very, very far short indeed, of the evolutionary timeline proposed by Charles Darwin. It requires billions of years.
Humanity alone in his satanic model needs 3,000,000 years. Or 1,000,000. Or 55,000. (They drink).
But we do have the Jewish records, for example in cemeteries large image 492KB
1850 AD or 5610 AM simple arithmetic. This is not new.
It puts Adam at 3,760 BC which allowing for some minor differences between different pre-communist Jewish communities is ball-park 4,000 BC and 6,000 years ago. So maybe in the range 6,018 to 5,774 years ago. NOT 5,774 MILLION. Check out headstones any time. Then take this in:
If he rejects Biblical chronology, attested over centuries—witness the headstones—and not just cooked up by Ken Ham (as he suggests), does he even accept The Virgin Birth? What about rape victims? Did God err there too? And if "yes" perhaps there is no firmament, no Heaven. No hell below us? Above us only sky? Imagine all the people living for today with no conception of the vile pit prepared by a Loving God where those who reject Him will be tortured forever. Where their children will be tormented and deceased infants savaged in perpetuity because they did not accept Jesus as their personal Lord and Saviour. Original sin is just that: original. Every baby brim full of it (thank you Eve). That is why Jesus had to die. But if there are millions and billions of years available and humanity no more a unique creation than Latin, after all how could there ever be the first person to speak Latin? who would understand? and these Darwinists pronounce that neither should there ever be a first human.. Therefore no original sin, Pat Robinson?
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Re: Pastor Pat Robertson Unveils Anti-Gay Necklace! -
05-27-2014, 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
IT WORKS! Pastor Pat Robertson, as you all know has been a magnet for queers all his life. This is a trait that he and I share. He and I have been wearing these new necklaces for some time now, and let me tell you; it stops homers in their tracks!
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What a wonderful notion that a necklace could repel those no good gaywise rascals
For my self I have developed over the years ways and means to detect the predatory, gaywise pervert.
I like to think of it like a sort of sonar of sorts: a gay sonar that detects uphill gardeners and their muscular pay masters the lesbieans .
I thought I should give it a snappy name so now I rely on my gay sonar or 'gonar' to keep me safe. When I explained it to one of my patients he asked if it worked on bi sexualism.
I'll be honest I had not thought of that but I did some internet research for the signs of bi sexualists and combined these so now I feel confident that my gay and bisexual sonar or my 'gay bonar' will keep in in the loop and prevent any anal shenanigans.
Having 'gay bonar' is only advised if you have the appropriate training.
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Pastor Pat Robertson Unveils Anti-Gay Necklace! -
06-06-2014, 04:47 AM
Hi Mary.
sorry for polluting this beautiful forum filled with wonderful people. i am a sinner. You are all right.
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Re: Pastor Pat Robertson Unveils Anti-Gay Necklace! -
06-06-2014, 05:59 AM
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Hi Mary.
sorry for polluting this beautiful forum filled with wonderful people. i am a sinner. You are all right.
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sanfrancisco, it sounds as though you are ready to repent and change your ways. We at LBC have an excellent program to change you to an ex-gay. We look forward to you joining that program!
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Re: Pastor Pat Robertson Unveils Anti-Gay Necklace! -
03-06-2015, 01:29 AM
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I don't keep track of sins (too many I count and they don't and will never affect me) and I USED TO BE Christian. You make God sound like he's disgusted with "what he's created" in your view.
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No, not "in our view" but straight from the Word Of God. Whatever sort of Christian you were obviously it was not one who reads The Bible. The homosexual is so disgusting to God that He commands them to be killed. Not lightly killed, not killed sometimes, always killed. Claiming to be a Christian but also claiming that God does not find homosexuals disgusting is like claiming to be a Christian but also claiming that Jesus never existed because He never needed to exist because there is no innate condition inherited from Adam because there was never any Adam.
"Redemption from what?" you might as well say.
This is what God says:
Leviticus 20:23 And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them. KJV abhor To shrink back with shuddering from; to regard with horror or detestation; to feel excessive repugnance toward; to detest to extremity; to loathe. To fill with horror or disgust.
What were all these things God found so disgusting? Which activities were so vile that God commanded all participants to be killed? Well, one of them is the homosexual abomination:
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. KJV
God is clear. Yes, these wretches disgust Him. Other categories merit different punishments, often death is commanded but certain transgressions result in childlessness:
INCINERATION
male having connubial relations with a mother and daughter (all three burnt alive) verse 14
DEATH
adulterous relations verse 10 ( NOTE provision for a husband's complaint to exonerate the male with the wife rotting NUMBERS 5)
male with stepmother verse 11
male with daughter-in-law verse 12
male with any male verse 13 ( NOTE no mention of caring &/or exclusive relationships) cf LEVITICUS 18
male with antelope verse 15 cf EXODUS 22
female with warthog verse 16 cf LEVITICUS 18
INABILITY TO CONCEIVE CHILDREN
unrelated aunt with nephew verse 20
sister-in-law with her husband's brother verse 21
There are numerous other categories listed, but the unifying theme is that God is disgusted. God knows what He is talking about, as history shows, and doesn't suddenly become unrevolted just because someone decides that it's OK to be a sodomite or a zoophile or to marry her nephew. God is very clear on this.
I have posted FACTS. Facts from God's Word. These monstrous abominations are NOT created by God. Notice how in the first passage I quoted, God cast out those obsessed with the sex antics He abhorred? They are so dreadful, so disgusting, that He commanded whole cities blasted right down to the last baby.
Read about it here.
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