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Default Re: Pray for Michael Jackson - 09-08-2009, 06:44 PM

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Michael Jackson is a pedophile. Praying for him is an easy ticket straight to hell. Do you support feeding intoxicating beverages to young boys and seducing them into bed? Neverland ranch is a pedophiles dream! He was a bad person. Forgiving him because you like his music is unacceptable.
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Default Re: Pray for Michael Jackson - 09-08-2009, 07:43 PM

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You are wrong in everything you just said!
Can you provide evidence to support your assertion?

Michael Jackson will spend eternity in Hell for converting to Islam and turning his back on Jesus, regardless of whom he may or may not have had perverted relations with.


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Default Re: Pray for Michael Jackson - 09-08-2009, 08:46 PM

Lawd sakes alive! He dead, we kilt him wif our prayers so kin we please jist let da man rot in hell already?


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Default Re: Pray for Michael Jackson - 09-10-2009, 04:37 PM

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Lawd sakes alive! He dead, we kilt him wif our prayers so kin we please jist let da man rot in hell already?
Well, we would if he would stay there. But . . .





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Default Re: Pray for Michael Jackson - 09-10-2009, 05:24 PM

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Well, we would if he would stay there. But . . .



I had a horrific vision Aug. 30 in Mexico City. While stumbling back to my hotel in the morning I kept seeing M.J looking creatures around me. Shrugging it off as just another onset of D.Ts or hopefully an acid flashback I kept my eyes on the ground and hurried for my room before the neon snakes and spiders showed up. I was within a block from my hovel when I was suddenly surrounded by 13000 mincing baby butt afficiondos. Don Bozo is no stranger to azz bandits but 13000 can be frightining. Passtor Zeke I know would have welcumed the opportunity to share the word and dance moves and Bobi Jo would of had a high time with Satans Barbed Penis but it was just too much for El Guapo, so holding my crotch for protection and slaping like a sissy with the other I quickly backstepped out of the crowd keeping both feet on the ground so as not fall. As you can see I need help down here, when is LBC going to have a Mission to Mexico?


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