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Angry Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. - 11-20-2010, 01:27 AM

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Sorry but I am 100% not gay, I like Apple because they're not built like the shit Microsoft puts out. Like I said, just because gay people use something doesn't mean anyone else who uses them or likes them is gay themselved or damned to hell. Gays use both mac and PCs, you can't argue that. Gays drive cars, they worship God, they do pretty much everything anyone does in modern society. Give me one good reason other than the way it looks or that meaningless website that proves people who use Macs are gay.

The old Apple logo aside, how are Apple computers in any way gay?
Wow Barry, you sure had me fooled. When I read your welcome thread, I was thinking "This guy seems like a swell fellow. I am glad to of met him"

Now all I want to do is retch and wash the AIDS off my monitor with bleach.


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. - 11-20-2010, 01:32 AM

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Lisa you're really pretty. Perhaps me and you could go out sometime and have some "fun".
Thanks for noticing I am pretty. I don't know what you mean by fun, but I am busy at the moment.


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Default Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. - 11-20-2010, 05:50 PM

Are you guys serious? So, what, do you guys cry yourself into a hole when you see a rainbow in the sky? That's absolutely horrible, and you're going to hell for not even accepting nature.
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Are you guys serious? So, what, do you guys cry yourself into a hole when you see a rainbow in the sky? That's absolutely horrible, and you're going to hell for not even accepting nature.
You're going to hell for being blasphemous.
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Default Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. - 11-20-2010, 07:41 PM

I stumbled on this whole site purely by accident... And to be fully and utterly honest, it disgusts me.

Dont get me wrong, I'm an each to their own sort of person but this is so out of hand its unreal. This is possibly the most homophobic, racist, ignorant and just plain sick site I have ever been on.

You people just seem to be using religion as a way to hate on the things you see as "un fit" or "impure" It is shocking.

I have read the bible from front to back several times, it is the most hypocritical book on earth next to Mein Campf by Adolph Hitler. At least Mein Campf was Non Fiction... Did you know that your Holy Bible was written by a drunk who was "saved" ??

The amount of homophobia on here is just plain awful. Why is being gay, bisexual, lesbian etc sinful and wrong? There truly is NOTHING wrong with the way people choose to lead their lives. If you dont like it, dont look and dont argue. If you you have nothing nice to say, keep your mouth shut.

Your views on how to "rear" your children make me physicaly sick. How could you even think about doing half of it to any child never mind your own is just awful. There really is something wrong with you Christian Extremests. Yes, before you even argue here with me, you ARE extremests. Or do you people think that you'd need to go blowing yourselves up to be one??

Not all Muslims are terrorists. Just like not all Americans are Christians.

It sickens me how narrow minded you all are. Maybe stop following like sheep and choose your OWN path??

But, alas, Im giving this 5 minutes to stay up before one of you're narrow minded moderators delets it and deems it "UNHOLY AND EVIL!!!"

At least I got it out

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Default Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. - 11-20-2010, 08:00 PM

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I stumbled on this whole site purely by accident... And to be fully and utterly honest, it disgusts me.
I'm sorry you find the Bible to be so disgusting.

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Dont get me wrong, I'm an each to their own sort of person but this is so out of hand its unreal. This is possibly the most homophobic, racist, ignorant and just plain sick site I have ever been on.
First of all, we are not racists. We have members from all over the world here.

Secondly, we are not homophobic. We don't fear gays. We merely point out what God has to say about the practice of sodomy.

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You people just seem to be using religion as a way to hate on the things you see as "un fit" or "impure" It is shocking.
It's not about us. It's all about God's will here. We didn't write the Bible, we merely follow it.

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I have read the bible from front to back several times, it is the most hypocritical book on earth next to Mein Campf by Adolph Hitler. At least Mein Campf was Non Fiction...
How so?

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Did you know that your Holy Bible was written by a drunk who was "saved" ??
Do tell. I love a good story told from one's backside.

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The amount of homophobia on here is just plain awful. Why is being gay, bisexual, lesbian etc sinful and wrong? There truly is NOTHING wrong with the way people choose to lead their lives.
What am I supposed to believe? Christianity's most holy text or you?

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If you dont like it, dont look and dont argue. If you you have nothing nice to say, keep your mouth shut.
Perhaps you should take your own advice.

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tl:dr yappity yap, yap, blah, blah..


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Angry Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. - 11-20-2010, 08:00 PM

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I stumbled on this whole site purely by accident... And to be fully and utterly honest, it disgusts me.

Dont get me wrong, I'm an each to their own sort of person but this is so out of hand its unreal. This is possibly the most homophobic, racist, ignorant and just plain sick site I have ever been on.

You people just seem to be using religion as a way to hate on the things you see as "un fit" or "impure" It is shocking.

I have read the bible from front to back several times, it is the most hypocritical book on earth next to Mein Campf by Adolph Hitler. At least Mein Campf was Non Fiction... Did you know that your Holy Bible was written by a drunk who was "saved" ??

The amount of homophobia on here is just plain awful. Why is being gay, bisexual, lesbian etc sinful and wrong? There truly is NOTHING wrong with the way people choose to lead their lives. If you dont like it, dont look and dont argue. If you you have nothing nice to say, keep your mouth shut.

Your views on how to "rear" your children make me physicaly sick. How could you even think about doing half of it to any child never mind your own is just awful. There really is something wrong with you Christian Extremests. Yes, before you even argue here with me, you ARE extremests. Or do you people think that you'd need to go blowing yourselves up to be one??

Not all Muslims are terrorists. Just like not all Americans are Christians.

It sickens me how narrow minded you all are. Maybe stop following like sheep and choose your OWN path??

But, alas, Im giving this 5 minutes to stay up before one of you're narrow minded moderators delets it and deems it "UNHOLY AND EVIL!!!"

At least I got it out

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Nice screen name. Mind if I come into your house and tell your mom my nickname is "WhoreCrusher".

We never delete any posts. In fact, the really idiotic ones like this are treasures to be used as shining examples of what a loser post looks like.


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
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Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. - 11-20-2010, 08:09 PM

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I stumbled on this whole site purely by accident... And to be fully and utterly honest, it disgusts me.
The feeling is mutual, "Santa's little cumbucket".

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Dont get me wrong, I'm an each to their own sort of person but this is so out of hand its unreal. This is possibly the most homophobic, racist, ignorant and just plain sick site I have ever been on.
I see. So it's OK for people to have beliefs that you disagree with, as long as you don't disagree with them.

That's what lefties like you call "tolerance".

Another evidence of lefty "tolerance" is your decision to pick a purposely-provocative screen name, apparently for shock value.

Your mommy must be proud.

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You people just seem to be using religion as a way to hate on the things you see as "un fit" or "impure" It is shocking.
We don't hate anyone. We explain who God hates, as He explains in the Bible. We explain the consequences for ignoring God's 600+ COMMANDS.

That's called love, friend. Hate is letting people go about their merry ways and spend eternity in Hell without at least a warning.

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I have read the bible from front to back several times, it is the most hypocritical book on earth next to Mein Campf by Adolph Hitler. At least Mein Campf was Non Fiction... Did you know that your Holy Bible was written by a drunk who was "saved" ??
Please provide several examples of this "hypocrisy" in the Bible. Chapter and verse. Since you've read it several times, this should not be difficult for you.

I imagine you read it as thoroughly as you read Mein Kampf. Well enough that you can't even spell the title correctly.

Did you know the Bible was written by over 40 authors, over a period of centuries, not by one "drunk who was saved"?

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The amount of homophobia on here is just plain awful. Why is being gay, bisexual, lesbian etc sinful and wrong? There truly is NOTHING wrong with the way people choose to lead their lives. If you dont like it, dont look and dont argue. If you you have nothing nice to say, keep your mouth shut.
It's sinful and wrong because God says so.

God determines right and wrong. God defines sin. He has decided that homosexuality is sin. Don't like it? Talk to God.

If I may paraphrase your own advice, "If you have nothing nice to say, don't join Christian church discussion forums, uninvited and unwelcome, to say you don't like what God says in the Bible."

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There really is something wrong with you Christian Extremests. Yes, before you even argue here with me, you ARE extremests. Or do you people think that you'd need to go blowing yourselves up to be one??
Christianity IS extreme. God demands complete and unquestioning obedience at all times in exchange for His Unconditional Love.

Anyone who does not obey will be resurrected from the dead at Judgment so God may cast him into His Lake of Fire, to be burned alive in unending agony for ever, with no chance of escape or death.

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True! Only 78% of Americans are Christians. But don't worry, with one more round of elections like 2010, we will have Christian control of the Congress AND the Presidency, and start enacting God's Law.

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It sickens me how narrow minded you all are. Maybe stop following like sheep and choose your OWN path??
So you think we should ignore God and make up our own religion, and join you in Hell?

No, thanks.

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If you bothered to look around this forum at all, you'd see there are many people here who aren't Christian. Some have been members for years. We don't ban them.

People get banned and their posts removed for being vulgar, for spamming, for inserting idiotic one-line posts all over the place, and the like. Abusive posters get removed. People capable of carrying on intelligent conversation, whether we agree with them or not, generally do not get removed.

Which will you choose to be?


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Default Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. - 11-21-2010, 01:53 AM

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Lisa you're really pretty. Perhaps me and you could go out sometime and have some "fun".
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Default Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. - 11-22-2010, 05:07 PM

Is this serious? thats a question i ask myself every time i open any one of these ridiculous threads. The colored stripes on the Apple logo were conceived to make the logo more accessible, and to represent the fact the monitor could reproduce images in color. when Apple first debuted there was no other monitors with color. besides they already stopped using the logo in 1998 so get with the times.

Most professionals that work on graphic design are required to use a Mac so i guess they are gay too? Makes me sad that you guys spend your time looking for homosexual hidden messages in practically anything you see.
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Default Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. - 11-22-2010, 05:49 PM

OH MY GOD! I HAVE USED APPLE MAC FOR 3 MONTHS NOW!
What do i do?! I don't want to turn gay, please!!!!
Can i reverse this? Like using windows on HP?
Would painting it red and putting christ and cross stickers on it help?
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Default Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. - 11-22-2010, 06:20 PM

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OH MY GOD! I HAVE USED APPLE MAC FOR 3 MONTHS NOW! What do i do?! I don't want to turn gay, please!!!! Can i reverse this? Like using windows on HP? Would painting it red and putting christ and cross stickers on it help?
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Default Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. - 11-22-2010, 07:09 PM

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OH MY GOD! I HAVE USED APPLE MAC FOR 3 MONTHS NOW!
What do i do?! I don't want to turn gay, please!!!!
Can i reverse this? Like using windows on HP?
Would painting it red and putting christ and cross stickers on it help?
you are too late! you have been affected with the gay virus.
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Default Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. - 12-02-2010, 01:31 PM

Has anyone else heard of THIS development!?

Conservative Christians blast Apple decision to discontinue app – CNN Belief Blog - CNN.com Blogs
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Default Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. - 12-02-2010, 05:31 PM

Fact: True Christians are arrogant, egotistical assholes who are on this Earth to spread their vile lies and plague the Earth!!!

How do I know this??/ God came to me in a dream and told me so!!! So it must be true!!!!
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Default Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. - 12-02-2010, 05:35 PM

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How do I know this??/ God came to me in a dream and told me so!!! So it must be true!!!!

True Christians are humble servants of the Lord who try to spread His Word my friend. I myself am a humble Lost sheep and not at all arrogant.

You're also way off-topic. This thread is about Mac computers. Please comment on that.

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Default Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. - 01-09-2011, 11:45 PM

I would just like to let you know that I am using a mac right now anddddddd...I have never in any way felt it necessary (or pleasurable for that matter) to partake in any homosexual act. I disagree with your article and cannot see any fact in it whatsoever.

Do colorful things not attract the eye of anyone? Would that not cause their computers and other products to sell better? And my mac is completely white so, no "gay" color there.

I would love to hear a response from anybody.
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Default Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. - 01-09-2011, 11:50 PM

I also take offense to the fact that it says that i am "unsaved trash" under my name. I would stand to reason that I am on any godly persons level.
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