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Default Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion - 01-07-2012, 01:57 AM

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There is a lot of bad stuff that Insane Clown Posse that is false.
Sorry, I meant, "There is a lot of crappy stuff that Insane Clown Posse has said that is false."
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Default Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion - 01-07-2012, 02:02 AM

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Uh... wow. You guys seriously hate a lot of things. This is my first post so I decided to tackle something I know very well. I've been listening to Insane Clown Posse for a long time now.

I like Insane Clown Posse a lot. Yes, I understand that their lyrics are violent, extreme to you or what have you but what isn't now of days? It's silly for you to believe that all violence comes from bands and rap groups like this. Violence has been here since humans have been here. There is no sheltering from it or shying away. There's violence and depravity in the bible. So how can you judge? It's not your right to. Not all people who listen to Insane Clown Posse are what you pick and choose out of what you want to believe they are. I am a well-adjusted man who will listen to anything that he likes, thank you.

The whole gang thing is stupid. We are not a gang. How long did it take the government to find one person? That's like saying that Christians are a gang.

Also, you miss a lot when you listen to you want to. There is a lot of good stuff that Insane Clown Posse that is true.

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Thumbs down Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion - 01-13-2012, 08:25 PM

wrong juggalos a juggalettes are not a gang but are a group of people who grew up badly and did not have much how is it that when lil wayne talks about busting some black dudes brains on the street but doesnt get cut off but icp talks about getting rid of all the bad in the world the radio is so scared of us and the truth that our world is slowly dying from that kind of stuff if you ask me i think you need to know more about what being a true juggalo means because there are people that take the name of a juggalo and go and kill some one innocent and then there are actual juggalos who hate those people read up people becuz im a juggalo and i know what its all about
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Default Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion - 01-13-2012, 08:43 PM

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wrong juggalos a juggalettes are not a gang but are a group of people who grew up badly and did not have much how is it that when lil wayne talks about busting some black dudes brains on the street but doesnt get cut off but icp talks about getting rid of all the bad in the world the radio is so scared of us and the truth that our world is slowly dying from that kind of stuff if you ask me i think you need to know more about what being a true juggalo means because there are people that take the name of a juggalo and go and kill some one innocent and then there are actual juggalos who hate those people read up people becuz im a juggalo and i know what its all about
Dear self-absorbed gang-banger,

Using some meth-addicted "rap" negro to make some point about your false religion does nothing to change the facts that have been plainly stated time and time again throughout this thread.

Why don't you simply cast aside the evils of juggaloism and accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior? Those tarted up homos in ICP aren't going to do you a damned bit of good come salvation time.

(Acts 4:12) "Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved."



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wrong juggalos a juggalettes are not a gang but are a group of people who grew up badly and did not have much how is it that when lil wayne talks about busting some black dudes brains on the street but doesnt get cut off but icp talks about getting rid of all the bad in the world the radio is so scared of us and the truth that our world is slowly dying from that kind of stuff if you ask me i think you need to know more about what being a true juggalo means because there are people that take the name of a juggalo and go and kill some one innocent and then there are actual juggalos who hate those people read up people becuz im a juggalo and i know what its all about
Friend, you juggalosers are devil spawn and the anal juice of Satan.

If you loved God, you'd only worship Him and not the ICP. You would not wield hatchettes but offering plates. You'd dress in a nice suit with a white shirt.

Growing up badly is no excuse to be white trash and not a Christian.

As God had written in the Bible:
Psalm 74:6
But now they break down the carved work thereof at once with axes and hammers.
He knows you people are destructive and only want to destroy His beautiful works. Why do you people insist on doing that?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion - 01-14-2012, 04:24 AM

insane clown possy is an offensive band. i steer clear of "juggalos".


Romans 13:8 Owe no one anything, except to love each other, for the one who loves another has fulfilled the law.
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Default Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion - 01-14-2012, 05:51 AM

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wrong juggalos a juggalettes are not a gang but are a group of people who grew up badly and did not have much how is it that when lil wayne talks about busting some black dudes brains on the street but doesnt get cut off but icp talks about getting rid of all the bad in the world the radio is so scared of us and the truth that our world is slowly dying from that kind of stuff if you ask me i think you need to know more about what being a true juggalo means because there are people that take the name of a juggalo and go and kill some one innocent and then there are actual juggalos who hate those people read up people becuz im a juggalo and i know what its all about
Help! Help! A semi-literate juggaloser is rambling nonsensically in a single unending run-on sentence!





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wrong juggalos a juggalettes are not a gang but are a group of people who grew up badly and did not have much how is it that when lil wayne talks about busting some black dudes brains on the street but doesnt get cut off but icp talks about getting rid of all the bad in the world the radio is so scared of us and the truth that our world is slowly dying from that kind of stuff if you ask me i think you need to know more about what being a true juggalo means because there are people that take the name of a juggalo and go and kill some one innocent and then there are actual juggalos who hate those people read up people becuz im a juggalo and i know what its all about
Lord have mercy! It is called a "period." "juggaloboy"? My heart breaks for you child, you are truly filled with satan. All I know son, is that even a jigaboo or juggalo (tomato/tomato) whatever you freaks prefer, have the option to turn to our Savior and repent of your sinful ways so that you may escape eternal damnation in Hell. I will be praying for you child!
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insane clown possy is an offensive band. i steer clear of "juggalos".
I think you meant, "Insane Clown Posse" and is the name of something so has capital letters and Juggalos has a capital J.


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Default Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion - 01-21-2012, 08:57 PM

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I think you meant, "Insane Clown Posse" and is the name of something so has capital letters and Juggalos has a capital J.


I can see you were home-schooled.
You are correct that "Juggaloser" should be capitalized, since it is a proper noun. As is "Insane Clown Pussies".

But I'm reasonably certain that PrayerWarrior (who, I'm sure you didn't notice, isn't a True Christian™ but is a guest on this forum like you are) is a product of Obama's tragic public school system. Just like the Juggalosers who have posted in this thread.


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You are correct that "Juggaloser" should be capitalized, since it is a proper noun. As is "Insane Clown Pussies".

But I'm reasonably certain that PrayerWarrior (who, I'm sure you didn't notice, isn't a True Christian™ but is a guest on this forum like you are) is a product of Obama's tragic public school system. Just like the Juggalosers who have posted in this thread.
Hmm, well, I did the whole public education, went to college, and then went on to work as a computer programmer. So I think anything you have to say is really horse manure.
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Hmm, well, I did the whole public education, went to college, and then went on to work as a computer programmer. So I think anything you have to say is really horse manure.

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Hmm, well, I did the whole public education, went to college, and then went on to work as a computer programmer. So I think anything you have to say is really horse manure.
Well that's where you went wrong, kid. You wasted all that time on secular studies and gave your life over to satan, instead of studying the Holy Bible and giving your life over to Jesus.

Go out and burn your homework and computer manuals.

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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion - 04-20-2012, 04:21 PM

okay, i know that this blog is a bit old, but i needed to voice my Juggalo opinion without this douchebag as a representitive and example. Juggalos come in different varieties. Some do follow a cultic religon called the Dark Carnival Faith, which does beleive in God, just in its own... different way. and then there's the average sterotypical Juggalo/ lette. (me). we just enjoy to paint our faces and being a part of something. in this case, the Family. and then theres the average ICP/Psychopathic Records fan. The Family rarely consideres these as Juggalos.
And dont make fun of us. we act like dicks to defend ourselves from people like youu. you tend to ridicule us, so just back of, grow up, and MAYBE you'll find outr that we really are'nt that bad of a group of people.
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Default Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion - 04-20-2012, 05:03 PM

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dont make fun of us.
We're not here to make fun of you. We're here to provide information to parents who are searching the internet for information about their wayward children. Hopefully they will get tired of all the back-sassing and lazy drug behavior to kick your ass to the curb and cut you off from the rest of the family so that you don't infect them with your satan worshiping and dark-carnival baloney.


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Default Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion - 04-20-2012, 05:07 PM

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so just back of.
Or what?

Are you some sort of internet tough guy?



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Default Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion - 04-20-2012, 09:35 PM

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okay, i know that this blog is a bit old, but i needed to voice my Juggalo opinion without this douchebag as a representitive and example. Juggalos come in different varieties. Some do follow a cultic religon called the Dark Carnival Faith, which does beleive in God, just in its own... different way. and then there's the average sterotypical Juggalo/ lette. (me). we just enjoy to paint our faces and being a part of something. in this case, the Family. and then theres the average ICP/Psychopathic Records fan. The Family rarely consideres these as Juggalos.
Ahh, so you have little castes amongst yourselves, to determine who is a "True Juggaloser".

You're all Juggalosers, Sparky.
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Yes, there it is. You "aren't that bad of a group of people", so you come on a Christian church's discussion forum to make empty threats, thereby demonstrating how "not bad a group of people" Juggalosers really are.


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Default Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion - 04-21-2012, 12:07 AM

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Trust me, we have no interest or need to ridicule you. You make you look ridiculous all by yourselves.
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Default Insane Clown Possie - Sending your kids to hell - 06-29-2013, 10:03 AM

So recently I was cleaning my son's room and found an album called "Bizaar", being the good Christian parent I am, I immediately took it into my room for some sampling, just to be sure that it was only singing about good white Christian values. Instead the album only sung of how great the devil is, and how you should let other fags pound you in the butt as you paint your face. The band consist of two people, Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope. Both of them wear makeup on stage and are known gay lovers.


Doing some research I found that they have a group of homosexual sissy fan boys called "Juagglos" that paint there face and engage in an annual orgy called the "Gathering of the Juagglo"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gathering_of_the_Juggalos


This band is also known to be a secret cult worshiping John Wayne Gacy, a serial killer and known homosexual butt pounder. They paint their faces in remembrance of him, and have often said publicly that they support him and his beliefs.




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Default Re: Insane Clown Possie - Sending your kids to hell - 06-29-2013, 12:30 PM

Better ko keep your children away from anything that atheists, catlics, mudslimes, well any non-Baptist, describe as culture or art.

It is an almost certain path to homersex and thus, to hell. But I agree that these clowns don't do any attempt to hide it. You'd need an atheists' intelligence to even be able to miss it.


II Kings 2:23-24: 23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
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