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Question Is gravity satanic? - 03-12-2014, 09:00 AM

Okay, l've bene cleenin the sackrissy , desposzing of emptie comuniorn wine botles ect, an I started thinkig, Is gravty evile cos it keps us on erth an wr cant get to JeSus. I lpve JEsUS an I jump butI cant reech him. Damn you gravity.. damn you santan. JeSUSloves pirits.
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Default Re: Is gravity satanic? - 03-12-2014, 09:12 AM

Titus 2:3

Does your husband know that you are online while taken by wine? I don't think that he would approve...


1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.
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Default Re: Is gravity satanic? - 03-12-2014, 09:19 AM

SM, whatever kind of a church are you in that has alcohol? Have you strayed into some sort of Roman church? Get out of there immediately!

Oh, and drink a pint of water before you go to bed.

Proverbs 20:1

Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging:
And whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise.


2 Timothy 3:16

All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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Default Re: Is gravity satanic? - 03-12-2014, 09:20 AM

No l not bin driking I think my smell checker must ov malfuctioned.
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Default Re: Is gravity satanic? - 03-12-2014, 12:52 PM

No such thing as gravity.
It is just a word invented by atheists to complicate the fact that God decided conveniently to make things go down when you drop them.
Praise HIM.



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Default Re: Is gravity satanic? - 03-12-2014, 01:21 PM

Could you imagine what it would be like if God had not given us Intelligent Pulling®?
You could drop your car keys. Would they be on the floor or on the ceiling? When you flip flatjacks, would they just continue to fly upwards?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Is gravity satanic? - 03-12-2014, 10:17 PM

Is gravity satanic? Are you serious?

Gravity is not unchristian, it was invented by God and discovered by Isaac Newton. Without gravity everything would float off into space. It's a rare example these days of legitimate science.
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