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Default Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France! - 01-18-2011, 05:55 PM

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Allow me to describe but one of many, at Austerlitz Napoleon was outnumbered 72.000 to 92.000, yet he pulled through by deliberately thinning out his right flank, making the coalition attack it, whereafter he led his forces to a glorious victory by attacking the now much weaker coalitions center.
If Napoleon was so successful in Austerlitz, then why is it now Dutch and not French?


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France! - 01-18-2011, 06:51 PM

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If Napoleon was so successful in Austerlitz, then why is it now Dutch and not French?
First

Here are two quotes, one on the topic of the battle itself, the other on the city Austerlitz

"The battle took place near Austerlitz (Slavkov u Brna) about 10 km (6 miles) south-east of Brno in Moravia (present day Czech Republic). The battle is often regarded as a tactical masterpiece."

(Note "Tactical Masterpice")

"Austerlitz is a town in the Dutch province of Utrecht. It is a part of the municipality of Zeist, and lies about 6 km east of Zeist."

Seeing as there is quite clear disagreement on the subject lets just for the sake of avoiding unnecessary discussion, assume neither is correct.

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Because, as i stated before. However horrible it is, Napoleon was eventually defeated, and a good deal of places where taken back.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! - 01-18-2011, 06:54 PM

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The French helped what, the South to lose? As for Napoleon, he killed all of the royalty so he could make himself royalty, not exactly what I would call a higher motive.

Now i dont want to sound like a know it all, but Napoleon had nothing to do with the execution of the nobles of france, actually Napoleon was AGAINST the executions, and at the time Napoleon had no political power whatsoever. In fact he was living in a shabby apartment and was only able to afford eating one meal a day. How do you figure that a guy who can only afford one meal a day, maneuvered the political warfield that was France and got the royal family of France executed?
Trick question. French food is very fancy and incredibly expensive, everyone knows that.
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Furthermore, the french people CHOSE Napoleon to lead them, now i fear some of you might come with comments like: "Wow the french chose poorly" So just to strike that down before it becomes an issue, Napoleon was a tactical genius, a political mastermind and last but certainly not least, Napoleon Bonaparte was a man of the people, he made changes that gave the average French citizen a far better life than they could possibly have had under the royal family, and talking higher motive, Napoleons "Higher motive" was the education and wellbeing of the french people. Now i dont now about you, but to me he sounds like a pretty good guy.
Not once in that entire paragraph did Jesus come into it. Why would we admire anyone who made French people happier and who they liked? Show me a figure who successfully upset everyone in France and I might have a chance of admiring them.
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And furthermore, Napoleon won every single war he was in, up till Waterloo.
Up until the one he lost, you mean? Second place is still losing. Ronald Reagan never lost a war.
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Now here is one thing i find funny, Napoleon was the one who took away the lands of Pius 6. Who at the time was pope. I have heard a great deal of the people on this forum talk about how they dont like the pope so i simply found it odd that you wouldnt at least thank Napoleon the the deed he did.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France! - 01-18-2011, 06:54 PM

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Is that the plural of Tactical Masterpouce??
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! - 01-18-2011, 07:20 PM

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Up until the one he lost, you mean? Second place is still losing. Ronald Reagan never lost a war.
Note that Napoleon was put up against nearly all of Europe, yet maneged to stay undefeated for 22 years! (From the battle of Toulon 1793 to Waterloo 1815)

Now Ronald Reagan wasnt at war for 22 years, nor was he at war against the whole of europe. Furthermore The Cold War, really? That wasnt a real war, there was no shooting, no battles, not even a fist-fight broke out between the U.S.A and the Soviet Union, and that counts for a war? Dear me

And even if push had come to shove Ronald Reagan wouldnt actually have made any tactical decisions, thats what the Generals are for. Thusly your Ronald Reagan excuse, now has the status of broken! Now Napoleon was great, he actually lead his armies himself, unlike a certain other man whose first and last names both start with R!
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Note that Napoleon was put up against nearly all of Europe, yet maneged to stay undefeated for 22 years! (From the battle of Toulon 1793 to Waterloo 1815)

Now Ronald Reagan wasnt at war for 22 years, nor was he at war against the whole of europe. Furthermore The Cold War, really? That wasnt a real war, there was no shooting, no battles, not even a fist-fight broke out between the U.S.A and the Soviet Union, and that counts for a war? Dear me

And even if push had come to shove Ronald Reagan wouldnt actually have made any tactical decisions, thats what the Generals are for. Thusly your Ronald Reagan excuse, now has the status of broken! Now Napoleon was great, he actually lead his armies himself, unlike a certain other man whose first and last names both start with R!
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I bet Napoleon never had a war named after a comic book character like Ronald Regan did? Or had an aircraft carrier named after him.

How tall was the great hero of the French people? Napoleon 5 ft 7 in (1.7 meters). Ronald Reagen; 6 ft 1 in (185 cm)



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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! - 01-18-2011, 11:24 PM

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Now i dont want to sound like a know it all, but Napoleon had nothing to do with the execution of the nobles of france, actually Napoleon was AGAINST the executions, [...] he made changes that gave the average French citizen a far better life than they could possibly have had under the royal family,
Sound to me like he was on both sides - typical French!

And as far as the French help in the Revolutionary War is concerned, I suggest you look at THIS article. After the war, America realized that "Going to War with the French was like going Deer hunting with an accordion." (to misquote a great American) and chose instead to continue their trading with the UK, knowing that the French couldn't make Jack Squat worth having.

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And yet the frogs are all catlix? Doesn't make sense. He was in league with the pope in some sort of political deal.





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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! - 01-19-2011, 01:02 AM

Funnily enough everyone I just found a French general waving their military flag:



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I bet Napoleon never had a war named after a comic book character like Ronald Regan did? Or had an aircraft carrier named after him.
Urgent Fury? Never heard of him, nor can i find anything about him. So Napoleon never named a military operation after a seemingly non-existent comic book character, so? I find naming a military operation after a comic book character quite unimaginative.

Second Operation Urgent Fury was an invasion, not a war, there is a diffrence.

And Napoleon never got a plane named after him? He did however get countless schools named after him, and there where several huge statues built in his honor. Does Ronald Reagan have a statue? Ive never seen one.

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How tall was the great hero of the French people? Napoleon 5 ft 7 in (1.7 meters). Ronald Reagen; 6 ft 1 in (185 cm)
Napoleons being short is nothing if not a myth, look it up. His height, and the fact that he was a dictator, was propaganda spred by the english to undermine Napoleon

And finally, im not French! I'm Danish!
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Urgent Fury? Never heard of him, nor can i find anything about him. So Napoleon never named a military operation after a seemingly non-existent comic book character, so? I find naming a military operation after a comic book character quite unimaginative.

Second Operation Urgent Fury was an invasion, not a war, there is a diffrence.
Alright Napoleon fanboi. First of all, Waterloo didn't happen until after Napoleon's massive defeat at the hand of the Russians. He tried Russia while trying to fight in the Iberian peninsula.

He lost both.

Napoleon had to raise an entire new army because he had lost over 350,000 men.

That caused Australia and Prussia to revolt against him yet again and enter a new coalition with all the German states of the old Holy Roman Empire which saw which way the wind was blowing.

They beat him and he surrendered losing the city of Paris. They exiled him and he came back to fight again. Resulting in the Battle of Waterloo.


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And Napoleon never got a plane named after him? He did however get countless schools named after him, and there where several huge statues built in his honor. Does Ronald Reagan have a statue? Ive never seen one.



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Napoleons being short is nothing if not a myth, look it up. His height, and the fact that he was a dictator, was propaganda spred by the english to undermine Napoleon

And finally, im not French! I'm Danish!
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! - 01-19-2011, 02:02 PM

Quite frankly, you guys dont have that much credibility, in my short time on this forum i have seen more lies coming from you than thruths! And im not talking about things that are opinion, nor belief. You people have somehow gotten the brilliant idea of fighting facts with lies, thats like fighting porcupines with baloons! Now some would say, heres 3 reasons im right, but im feeling generous, heres 11.

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Denmark is a boring small insignificant country mostly populated by convicted rapists. Although we have to compliment Denmark for attacking Muhammad when it counted, Denmark is mostly filled with fans of drunken orgies with other men and goats who will all go to Hell!
  1. The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "... she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her ..."
  2. Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit. Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."
  3. The Danish Prime Minister is Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France! Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate: ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."
  4. Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen! Satan's native language is actually Danish! John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil..."
  5. Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."
  6. The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever. 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "... nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
  7. Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children. Job 31:12 "... a fire that consumeth to destruction ..."
  8. Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."
  9. Danish car taxes are the highest on the planet, which is one of the many reasons why their economy is the worst in all of Europe. Exodus 20:15 "Thou shalt not steal."
  10. NEW: According to the Danish newspaper "B.T.", Hans Christian Andersen wrote fairy tales about raping little boys! The longer one looks at Denmark, the more depraved it turns out to be! 1st Corinthians 6:18-19 "... He that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body ..."
Now then, lets tear down your credibility piece by hopefully painfull piece!


1. The Danish word for rapist is voldtægtsmand. NOT viking

2. Firstly if anyone is responsable for what you call a hoax, would it
not be Al Gore? Second that was not the coldest winter ever, not even
close.

3. Ill grant you that this can be confusing, we in denamrk have had 3
primeministers named Rasmussen. Second the dane that was in the Tour
De France was named Micheal Rasmussen, and is not, nor has he ever
been the primeminister of denmark.

4. H.C Andersens stories where mainly about how people could pull
through hardships, and be happy in the end. Sounds kinda like somthing
that happened in egypt some tine ago doesent it?

5. Lego boosts creativity, and makes thousands of children happy every
day. doesnt sound to evil to me.

6. Firstly, correctly translated its Pippi Longsock. Second Astrid Lindgren,
a swedish writer wrote Pippi Longsock. Third, Pippi Longsock is a
character who, if anything, is a good soul. She goes around helping
people, and make people who do things that god has firbidden, like, Lie,
Steal, Cheat, and so on, change thier ways. Souns like she makes people
better, not worse.

7. Those shows dont exist, and never have, in fact nearly all danish
shows are about different specialists helping people throughout Denmark.
Sounds pretty good to me. furthermore the only show that has ever
featured porn has been From, guess where, the good ol U.S.A.

8. That is a lie if ever i heard it, true, gays are allowed to adopt children,
but not rape them, as clearly shown by this:
§ 216. Den, der tiltvinger sig samleje ved vold eller trussel om vold, straffes for voldtægt med fængsel indtil 8 år. Med vold sidestilles hensættelse i en tilstand, i hvilken den pågældende er ude af stand til at modsætte sig handlingen.Stk. 2. Straffen kan stige til fængsel i 12 år, hvis voldtægten har haft en særlig farlig karakter eller der i øvrigt foreligger særligt skærpende omstændigheder. In short, anyone who forces any kind of sexual acts by violence or
threats of violence, will be charged with rape and imprisoned for 8.12
years. And trust me, theres no way around this law, it counts all kinds of
sexual activity.

9. The Danish economy is great actually, free healthcare, free school up
till the age of 21, sounds like Denamrk is doing pretty well.

10. B.T never wrote any such thing, as stated above H.C Andersens
stories where about how to pull through hardships.
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11. Wrong flag.


Now i dont know about you, but to me your credibility doesnt seem to be doing to well. Youve already broken one of gods commandments 11 times! Oh and want a bonus? The founder of your church, Chriss Jesus, is a satirist, who was thrown out from Liberty University for making offensive comments on a radio channel he made.

On one final note,
Vi forsager Djævelen og alle hans gerninger og alt hans væsen.

Vi tror på Gud Fader, den almægtige,
himmelens og jordens skaber.

Vi tror på Jesus Kristus,
hans enbårne Søn, vor Herre,
som er undfanget ved Helligånden,
født af Jomfru Maria,
pint under Pontius Pilatus,
korsfæstet, død og begravet,
nedfaret til Dødsriget,
på tredje dag opstanden fra de døde,
opfaret til himmels,
siddende ved Gud Faders, den almægtiges, højre hånd,
hvorfra han skal komme at dømme levende og døde.

Vi tror på Helligånden,
den hellige, almindelige kirke,
de helliges samfund, syndernes forladelse,
kødets opstandelse og det evige liv.
Amen.

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Vi forsager Djævelen og alle hans gerninger og alt hans væsen.

Vi tror på Gud Fader, den almægtige,
himmelens og jordens skaber.

Vi tror på Jesus Kristus,
hans enbårne Søn, vor Herre,
som er undfanget ved Helligånden,
født af Jomfru Maria,
pint under Pontius Pilatus,
korsfæstet, død og begravet,
nedfaret til Dødsriget,
på tredje dag opstanden fra de døde,
opfaret til himmels,
siddende ved Gud Faders, den almægtiges, højre hånd,
hvorfra han skal komme at dømme levende og døde.

Vi tror på Helligånden,
den hellige, almindelige kirke,
de helliges samfund, syndernes forladelse,
kødets opstandelse og det evige liv.
Amen.

Basicly, i have just ``Forsaget´´ The Landover Baptist Church, Evigt leve Danmark!
Could you just write in plain American and leave out the Nynorsk please? You don't try to reach out to a Japanese audience by singing to them in Chinese Country and Western. Thanks.
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[...] Now some would say, heres 3 reasons im right, but im feeling generous, heres 11.
not much about 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!in those 11... just saying...





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Thumbs down Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! - 01-19-2011, 08:23 PM

Another reason God hates France, if you can bear to get back on topic, is France has an efficient public transport system, with fast comfortable trains that run upto 200 mph, subsidised with tax-payer money. How ungodly can you get?



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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! - 01-22-2011, 10:26 AM

Houses are made for people to live. The Eiffel Tower is build to show Jesus the middle finger. And it is not very honorable to defend the french, they don't even deserve it!

Well, looks like you have to take a closer eye on the eiffel tower history...
From what i could see in this topic was heavy generalisation of people who don't even know more than prejudice who aren't actual anymore, even about history (napoleon...) there are many lacks. But for people who got the Goddly truth i guess it dosen't make to much sense to know what open-minded means.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! - 01-23-2011, 06:31 AM

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The Eiffel Tower is build to show Jesus the middle finger.
This is the truest statement on France I've ever read.


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! - 01-23-2011, 01:05 PM

This is the truest statement on France I've ever read.

Yes, in your mind and without reading the facts... sad world.


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This is the truest statement on France I've ever read.

Yes, in your mind and without reading the facts... sad world.
What is the Reason you are here? This is a Christian Forum, for praising Jesus and teaching God's words! No one cares what your view on things are, because we have the Bible. There is everything in you need to know. Do you have a King James Bible?
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! - 01-23-2011, 02:20 PM

What is the Reason you are here? This is a Christian Forum, for praising Jesus and teaching God's words! No one cares what your view on things are, because we have the Bible. There is everything in you need to know. Do you have a King James Bible?

Well, first, when people are attacking with such aggressivity people like atheists, even if it stays in this forum, with such generalisation, prejudice and illogical, unreal "facts" you really fought no one would speak to try to stop the non sense? And for the bible, we accept that there is everything in for you, but other people don't need the bible to live, that's all, and it's not because they are unlike you that they are diabolising you, like you are doing.

And for the question, I've got some examples of the bible but i don't thing the king james belong to it. I'm not sure that a 2000 years ago written book has still a "true unchanged form", i'm more wathcing the general message in it.


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... And for the bible, we accept that there is everything in for you, but other people don't need the bible to live, ...
Sure, there are quite a few people who think they don't NEED the Bible to live, but surely they'll NEED one to enter The Gates of eternal live. I bet that when they die, they will we begging for a Bible, but then it will be to late!
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