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Default Getting converted - 08-06-2009, 02:23 AM
Hello,

I've been wondering for a long while now. How is that you get converted? Is it when you are born and get baptized or am I missing something? Also, how did this Bible come to existence, did Jesus randomly start thinking of these things.

Yes I am an Atheist seeking help from this place to be spared and and shown the correct way.
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Default Re: Getting converted - 08-06-2009, 02:43 AM
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Hello,

I've been wondering for a long while now. How is that you get converted? Is it when you are born and get baptized or am I missing something? Also, how did this Bible come to existence, did Jesus randomly start thinking of these things.

Yes I am an Atheist seeking help from this place to be spared and and shown the correct way.
First, why do you call yourself Ebonics? You're actually one of the first atheists to actually post coherently. As for your questions:
You can convert by accepting Jesus as your Lord and Savior. A Pastor will help you with this.
Jesus did not write the Bible, per se. God spoke to Holy Men who wrote his words way before Jesus was even born. In fact, there are many passages in the Old Testament prophesying Jesus' birth, life, death and resurrection.
You can read the King James Version online HERE.
A Pastor will be able to explain things better than I can. I'm sure one will be here quite soon.

Luke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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Default Re: Getting converted - 08-06-2009, 02:46 AM
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Hello,

I've been wondering for a long while now. How is that you get converted? Is it when you are born and get baptized or am I missing something? Also, how did this Bible come to existence, did Jesus randomly start thinking of these things.

Yes I am an Atheist seeking help from this place to be spared and and shown the correct way.
God's plan for Salvation is wonderful! Please take a look at THIS, written especially for teenaged doubters such as yourself.

As for the Holy Bible, it was written by God Himself. Shout Glory!!

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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