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flag Hello - 12-29-2017, 07:20 PM

My name is James, I go to First Baptist Church in NYC, my favorite Bible verse is Ephesians 5:2, and I was raised Christian, so I think I've always been with Jesus.


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Default Re: Hello - 12-29-2017, 08:04 PM

Well dear, which is it? Are you a pathetic homo or do you seek Christ?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Hello - 12-29-2017, 08:15 PM

Both, thank you ! ❤︎ ❤︎ ❤︎


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Default Re: Hello - 12-29-2017, 08:22 PM

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Both, thank you ! ❤︎ ❤︎ ❤︎
You're confused, dear. If you seek Jesus, you naturally seek to rid yourself of the sin of homosexuality. Why on God's flat earth would anyone want to embrace deity who objectively loathes them (Leviticus 18:22), declares they deserve death (Leviticus 20:13), and refuses them Eternal Paradise (1 Corinthians 6:9)?


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Default Re: Hello - 12-29-2017, 08:27 PM

Flat earth? You're kidding right


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Don't tell me you've fallen for the go-pro lens and photoshop trickery? Dear, nowhere in the bible will you find one verse that shows God spins the earth around the sun. Nowhere. This concept is not in the scriptures. 1 Chronicles 16:30 tells us He has fixed the earth firm, immovable. Ergo, the earth, according to scripture, just doesn't move.


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Default Re: Hello - 12-29-2017, 08:38 PM

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Um, no. Your cute pool boy is not our Jesus.
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Default Re: Hello - 12-29-2017, 09:54 PM

i'm gay and christian in nyc too (: lets meet up
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Sweetie, this isn't a dating site. This is a site for praising God.


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Default Re: Hello - 12-30-2017, 02:00 AM

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My name is James, I go to First Baptist Church in NYC, my favorite Bible verse is Ephesians 5:2, and I was raised Christian, so I think I've always been with Jesus.
It's okay to be gay and to love Jesus. May God be with you
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Of course it is, dear. But you ought to know it's a one-sided love. And you know what we call one-sided love, dear? Stalking.
You're stalking Jesus.

And that's creepy.


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Default Re: Hello - 01-04-2018, 11:54 PM

Which First Baptist Church in NYC? Pretty general as there are several around there. But with a name like Gayboi900 I don't know if you're compensating for something. Hiding your gay from your parents? Being gay is bad. I used to be a faggot myself until I found God. Being gay is certainly bad, but lying is much much worse. You have to be honest with yourself and realize you have a curable curse. It'll be hard but you will get through it. I'm sure someone in the higher ups of Landover would happily dispatch a mercy team out to help you. I'm no True Christian myself but if someone were to help you be cured of the gay, it would definitely be Brother Porter. A few private sessions with him will turn you into a well groomed straight young bible thumping man in no time flat.
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i'm gay and christian in nyc too (: lets meet up
Do you pair think there's anything you can do that prevents you from being a Christian? Poisoner, for instance? Extortionist? Kidnapper? Brothel keeper? One of those people who blows up kindergartens? Taliban boss? Satanist, vampire, cannibal, Antichrist? If you think these exclude one from Christianity could you explain why? Thanks.
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This is simply untrue. Jesus was very clear that the homersexualism proponent deserves nothing more than death.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Now we know that Jesus is the most loving person ever, with conditional love for all who would follow him.

1 John 4:7 Beloved, let us love one another: for love is of God; and every one that loveth is born of God, and knoweth God

So what are we to think? Jesus Christ who EVERY Christian on the planet knows is the very definition of Love wants the homersexualism enthusiast dead.

Literally dead.

Why would the very personification of Love want the gaywise dead? What is it about homersexualistical that Jesus hates so much that He decreed in His Holy Written Word (the Bible(KJV1611)) should be put to death?

That’s right: anal sex

For a start Anal sex causes drug abuse. No one in there right mind can deal with the excruciating agony of posteriorially penertration, purposely without their buttockular cleft numbed to the agony of anal assault by hard drugs such as the marijuana

Secondly, are you really saying you want the perverted, practitioners of pernicious penile perfidy to have free access to this countries eager, young clean limbed young youths with barely the whisps of down fluff on their supple cheeks?

Shame of you!

Fourthly: Lesbians. That’s right: who you think benefits from youths such as my sandy haired young nephew inculcated into suffering the indignity of a length of foetidly foul, fulminatingly fearsome man steel be thrust turgidly into their face and mouth?

Think about it? The more of this nation’s youths forced by drugs and force to decide to have same sex attraction the more women are left without the guiding hand of a man’s hand to guide them handily though life. Yet again in direct contradiction to Jesus’ very wishes

1 Corinthians 11:3But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God

The lesbyopath is literally unleashing streams of white hot, liquid gold urinal fluid into the crying eyes of the baby Jesus every time it provides the gaywise anal rapist with another innocent young youth (possible shirtless), secure in the knowledge that this frees up a weak minded women to chose to be attracted to a massive lesbian even if it means leaving her husband who is a True Christian™ with is own practice and does not live on frigid island in Canada

Lesbyain think because they are physically more robust than normal people (I’m reliably informed that they have few afferent nerve endings than normal people and literally have to punch each other parts before they go off) that they should dominate normal people and ride roughshod over every True Christian’s™ most cherished beliefs.

But I’ve got news for you, buddy. It ain’t gonna happen, as the kids say. Jesus is in charge and you better get used to or you’ll be on an express elevator to Hell: going down!

I like Jesus I shall laugh at you calamity as you writhe in eternal torment in Jesus’ eternal mercy!!!

All the best,

YIC


1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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