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Default I'm gay - 12-29-2017, 10:24 PM

I'm gay so deal with it. I don't go to church because I don't need it to be a good gay Christian. Don't argue with me about whether or not gay and Christian is a paradox because you will always be wrong! Gay is good. My favorite Bible verse is Gay 6:9 "And Jesus said, gay is good, intolerance is bad"
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Default Re: I'm gay - 12-29-2017, 10:31 PM

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I'm gay so deal with it. I don't go to church because I don't need it to be a good gay Christian. Don't argue with me about whether or not gay and Christian is a paradox because you will always be wrong! Gay is good. My favorite Bible verse is Gay 6:9 "And Jesus said, gay is good, intolerance is bad"
No matter what you say, you're wrong. Leviticus 18:22 says you are. Also, shame on you for making up Bible verses to support your sinful lifestyle. By doing so, you're disobeying Deuteronomy 4:2, Proverbs 30:5-6, and Revelation 22:18-19.


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Default Re: I'm gay - 12-29-2017, 10:35 PM

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No matter what you say, you're wrong. Leviticus 18:22 says you are. Also, shame on you for making up Bible verses to support your sinful lifestyle. By doing so, you're disobeying Deuteronomy 4:2, Proverbs 30:5-6, and Revelation 22:18-19.
Oh no did I offend your special snowflake senses. Gay 4:20 says that "People who think being gay is wrong and use religion to justify it are wrong." See I can use quotes too
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Default Re: I'm gay - 12-29-2017, 10:58 PM

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Oh no did I offend your special snowflake senses. Gay 4:20 says that "People who think being gay is wrong and use religion to justify it are wrong." See I can use quotes too
You didn't offend me at all. You are, however, offending God by adding passages to His Holy Word.


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Default Re: I'm gay - 12-29-2017, 11:39 PM

thats unfortunate. do i care? no
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Default Re: I'm gay - 12-29-2017, 11:55 PM

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thats unfortunate. do i care? no
You seem bitter, dear. A steady spiritual diet of Gay Demons will suck the joy right out of life. You don't have to face this addiction on your own. We can help: Twelve Steps out of Homosexuality!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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I'm gay so deal with it. I don't go to church because I don't need it to be a good gay Christian. Don't argue with me about whether or not gay and Christian is a paradox because you will always be wrong! Gay is good. My favorite Bible verse is Gay 6:9 "And Jesus said, gay is good, intolerance is bad"
If the gay is good, how do you explain AIDS?
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Default Re: I'm gay - 01-01-2018, 12:31 AM

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I'm gay so deal with it. I don't go to church because I don't need it to be a good gay Christian. Don't argue with me about whether or not gay and Christian is a paradox because you will always be wrong! Gay is good. My favorite Bible verse is Gay 6:9 "And Jesus said, gay is good, intolerance is bad"
Gay 6:9 Nice try making fake Bible verses with that disgusting number!
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I'm gay so deal with it. I don't go to church because I don't need it to be a good gay Christian. Don't argue with me about whether or not gay and Christian is a paradox because you will always be wrong! Gay is good. My favorite Bible verse is Gay 6:9 "And Jesus said, gay is good, intolerance is bad"
Being gay is not wrong. This is your choice. Don't listen to other people.
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Default Re: I'm gay - 01-03-2018, 03:02 PM

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Being gay is not wrong. This is your choice. Don't listen to other people.
Oh, this is so bad I don't know where to start.


1) Why do you come to a Church and preach against what that Church believes? God tells us that being guy is wrong. Why do you persecute our beliefs? This place is our Church, where we get together to praise the Lord. Do I go to homo places to tell them what they are doing is wrong? Ok, I do, but it has nothing to do with what you are doing here. You don't have a pansie God telling you to come here and bother us, do you? So it is your will to come here and persecute us. Why?


2) Please tell us why it can't be wrong and be a choice. Do you think that no choices are wrong? For example, if I choose to kill people without being ordered by God, will you considered that "not wrong" because it is my choice? And no, I am not putting homosexuality and killing in the same line. Homosexuality is much worst a sin.


3) Why should he not listen to other people? Are you not people? So he shouldn't listen to you, and he will not get your advice, and he will still listen to other people. Including you. You have created a loop here. And you don't have a break command for it. What a mess.


1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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Skull Re: I'm gay - 01-03-2018, 03:17 PM

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Being gay is not wrong. This is your choice. Don't listen to other people.
If only that were true. Think how happy so many queers would be if it were not terribly wrong. The Bible tells us so.

Genesis 19:24 Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;
Genesis 19:25 And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.

1st Kings 14:24 And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.

Isaiah 3:8 For Jerusalem is ruined, and Judah is fallen: because their tongue and their doings are against the LORD, to provoke the eyes of his glory.
Isaiah 3:9The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

Matthew 19:4 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,
Matthew 19:5 And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
Matthew 19:6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

Romans 1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Romans 1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

1st Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

1st Timothy 1:9 Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and for sinners, for unholy and profane, for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers, for manslayers,
1st Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

2 Peter 2:6 And turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrha into ashes condemned them with an overthrow, making them an ensample unto those that after should live ungodly;
2 Peter 2:7 And delivered just Lot, vexed with the filthy conversation of the wicked:
2 Peter 2:8 (For that righteous man dwelling among them, in seeing and hearing, vexed his righteous soul from day to day with their unlawful deeds; )

Jude 1:7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.
Jude 1:8 Likewise also these filthy dreamers defile the flesh, despise dominion, and speak evil of dignities.

Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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The gays have ruined marriage. Ruined it. Ruined wedding cakes and wedding music, too. They're trying to ruin childhood and the military and simple trips to the bathroom. The gays are an elaborate moral mafia holding us all ransom for the next extortion payment. They're dangerous. Far more dangerous than terrorists or Ebola or Canada, with its sneaky American accent and insidious progressive ways. At least the Mexicans have the decency to talk funny and wear molestaches so we can identify them, but the Canadians sneak in without anyone knowing their true identity. I hate them and I think Jesus does too. We've talked about it in my prayers, but we're talking about the gays and He's talked about them in the Holy Bible. Why anyone questions His opinion on the matter is ridiculous. Obviously they're looking for a reason to escape feeling guilty for sinning, but their glee won't last. Jesus will laugh at them when Satan takes his giant, barbed tallywacker and bends them over and bangs them like a porch door in a thunderstorm.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Exclamation Re: I'm gay - 04-05-2018, 11:12 PM

Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)

Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God. (1st Corinthians 6:9-10)

I once heard of a Christian that first faithfully started serving the Lord after salvation. But then he began to backslide and even fell into homosexuality. Once he called his pastor and told him that he has AIDS. He wanted to get it right.

Yeah, unlike you he felt sorry!
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Default Re: I'm gay - 04-05-2018, 11:18 PM

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I'm gay so deal with it. I don't go to church because I don't need it to be a good gay Christian. Don't argue with me about whether or not gay and Christian is a paradox because you will always be wrong! Gay is good. My favorite Bible verse is Gay 6:9 "And Jesus said, gay is good, intolerance is bad"
Be sure to scream loud from Hell while Satan gives you his devilish AIDS so we can hear you from our real Christian places in heaven.


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Default Re: I'm gay - 04-19-2018, 12:47 AM

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I'm gay so deal with it. I don't go to church because I don't need it to be a good gay Christian. Don't argue with me about whether or not gay and Christian is a paradox because you will always be wrong! Gay is good. My favorite Bible verse is Gay 6:9 "And Jesus said, gay is good, intolerance is bad"

At least the gays can’t reproduce.
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Default Re: I'm gay - 04-19-2018, 11:02 PM

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I'm gay so deal with it. I don't go to church because I don't need it to be a good gay Christian. Don't argue with me about whether or not gay and Christian is a paradox because you will always be wrong! Gay is good. My favorite Bible verse is Gay 6:9 "And Jesus said, gay is good, intolerance is bad"
Sweetie, stop looking for attention. The truth is : No one on this Godly forum cares about your Gay "Christian" feelings.
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Default Re: I'm gay - 04-19-2018, 11:22 PM

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At least the gays can’t reproduce.
Gays reproduce socially. This makes them a greater threat than Muslims.


Muslims can only reproduce by making women have their babies. But since they are anti-female, they neglect their female children and have populations that are skewed to male majorities, which can limit population growth.


Gays can convert dozens of people at a time.


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Default Re: I'm gay - 05-12-2018, 10:02 PM

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You didn't offend me at all. You are, however, offending God by adding passages to His Holy Word.
You are offending God by assuming what he is offended by. I also, am offending him by assuming he is offended by your offence.


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Default Re: I'm gay - 05-12-2018, 10:05 PM

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You are offending God by assuming what he is offended by. I also, am offending him by assuming he is offended by your offence.

Stop being unnecessarily offended and read the Holy Bible.


That way you will learn what offends God and what does not.
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