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Sinner Hello, this is my favorite Bible verse. - 01-03-2018, 09:23 AM

Hello, my favorite Bible verse is Sayori, 16:9, Page 3. It is a metaphorical description of a saved one losing their friend to the sin of suicide, only to find out they're autistitheist scum. This verse is a rather obscure one, so I'll type it here:

Like yesterday, I open the door and let myself in.


Sayori?


She really is a heavy sleeper...


I swallow.


I can't believe I ended up doing this after all.


Waking her up in her own house...


Isn't that more like something a boyfriend would do?


In any case...


It just feels right.


Outside Sayori's room, I knock on her door.


"Sayori?"


"Wake up, dummy..."


There's no response.


I really didn't want to enter her room like this.


Isn't it a breach of privacy?


But she really leaves me no choice?


I gently open the door.


"....Sayo-"




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Love Jesus Re: Hello, this is my favorite Bible verse. - 01-03-2018, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Frooty Ram'n View Post
Hello, my favorite Bible verse is Sayori, 16:9, Page 3. It is a metaphorical description of a saved one losing their friend to the sin of suicide, only to find out they're autistitheist scum. This verse is a rather obscure one, so I'll type it here:

Like yesterday, I open the door and let myself in.

Sayori?

She really is a heavy sleeper...

I swallow.

I can't believe I ended up doing this after all.

Waking her up in her own house...

Isn't that more like something a boyfriend would do?

In any case...

It just feels right.

Outside Sayori's room, I knock on her door.

"Sayori?"

"Wake up, dummy..."

There's no response.

I really didn't want to enter her room like this.


Isn't it a breach of privacy?


But she really leaves me no choice?


I gently open the door.


"....Sayo-"
How boring. It is of course understandable that as a sinner your main aim is to appear witty and gain kudos in front of your sinner peers. In contrast, you might try to impress us by actually knowing our subject matter, the Bible, and how it treats strategies such as yours.

Ecclesiastes 6:9
Better is the sight of the eyes than the wandering of the desire: this is also vanity and vexation of spirit.


But Jesus is merciful (Jonah 4:2). You can try again. Please bear in mind that no-one is interested in 小夜里/さより-related fan fiction.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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Default Re: Hello, this is my favorite Bible verse. - 01-03-2018, 11:50 AM

Wedgwood made a particularly unpleasant range "bamboo" some years ago. There was a resemblance in the lower part of OP. The teapot was virtually impossible to clean.
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