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Default This place is pretty great... - 01-01-2018, 07:32 PM

Of course it could be greater since most of you are a bit close-minded. Let's get that out of the way, since most of you have slave morality instead of a higher morality. That's just the way it is, for now... At least God guides you aright.

Is this an internet church? Do churches with real beliefs like enslave all [UNKIND WORD FOR SONS OF HAM REMOVED BY MODERATOR] and women are property actually exist? I think most churches are full of obese Americans, faggots, [UNKIND WORD FOR SONS OF HAM REMOVED AGAIN BY MODERATOR] lovers, and pretenders (virtue signalers, they can be very convincing).

Also, why the piffle would I join your church, unless I was given some preteen [FOUL MENTION OF A WOMAN'S SIN BOX REMOVED BY MODERATOR]? That's right and the only condition for my participation. I abhor all of you "born again" whores and those who allow them to speak here.

Is this place actually going to bring real patriarchy back or are you just a bunch of mommy boys?

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Default Re: This place is pretty great... - 01-01-2018, 08:40 PM

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Of course it could be greater since most of you are a bit close-minded. Let's get that out of the way, since most of you have slave morality instead of a higher morality. That's just the way it is, for now... At least God guides you aright.

Is this an internet church? Do churches with real beliefs like enslave all [UNKIND WORD FOR SONS OF HAM REMOVED BY MODERATOR] and women are property actually exist? I think most churches are full of obese Americans, faggots, [UNKIND WORD FOR SONS OF HAM REMOVED AGAIN BY MODERATOR] lovers, and pretenders (virtue signalers, they can be very convincing).

Also, why the piffle would I join your church, unless I was given some preteen [FOUL MENTION OF A WOMAN'S SIN BOX REMOVED BY MODERATOR]? That's right and the only condition for my participation. I abhor all of you "born again" whores and those who allow them to speak here.

Is this place actually going to bring real patriarchy back or are you just a bunch of mommy boys?
Hello, and welcome to our friendly forums. It seems you are a bit confused, you see Landover Baptist is a church for the Redeemed. Unsaved are unwelcomed. You seem to have stumbled in here without knowing what Salvation is, how it works, why its valuable. It would appear Christ just may see something in you yet, steering you to His Elect for answers.

Kindly tell us what church you attend, what your favorite Bible verse is, and how you came to find Jesus. There's much work to be done!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Jesus Re: This place is pretty great... - 01-01-2018, 10:46 PM

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Of course it could be greater since most of you are a bit close-minded. Let's get that out of the way, since most of you have slave morality instead of a higher morality. That's just the way it is, for now... At least God guides you aright.

Is this an internet church? Do churches with real beliefs like enslave all [UNKIND WORD FOR SONS OF HAM REMOVED BY MODERATOR] and women are property actually exist? I think most churches are full of obese Americans, faggots, [UNKIND WORD FOR SONS OF HAM REMOVED AGAIN BY MODERATOR] lovers, and pretenders (virtue signalers, they can be very convincing).

Also, why the piffle would I join your church, unless I was given some preteen [FOUL MENTION OF A WOMAN'S SIN BOX REMOVED BY MODERATOR]? That's right and the only condition for my participation. I abhor all of you "born again" whores and those who allow them to speak here.

Is this place actually going to bring real patriarchy back or are you just a bunch of mommy boys?
I'll answer that with the Holy Bible, since you do not want to hear from people.


Psalm 9:17
The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God. For the needy shall not always be forgotten: the expectation of the poor shall not perish for ever.

Proverbs 5:3-5
For the lips of a strange woman drop as an honeycomb, and her mouth is smoother than oil:
But her end is bitter as wormwood, sharp as a two-edged sword.
Her feet go down to death; her steps take hold on hell.

Proverbs 15:24
The way of life is above to the wise, that he may depart from hell beneath.

Proverbs 23:13-14
Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.
Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

Isaiah 33:14
The sinners in Zion are afraid; fearfulness hath surprised the hypocrites. Who among us shall dwell with the devouring fire? who among us shall dwell with everlasting burnings?

Matthew 3:12
Whose fan is in his hand, and he will throughly purge his floor, and gather his wheat into the garner; but he will burn up the chaff with unquenchable fire.

Matthew 5:29-30
And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

Matthew 13:38-42
The field is the world; the good seed are the children of the kingdom; but the tares are the children of the wicked one;
The enemy that sowed them is the devil; the harvest is the end of the world; and the reapers are the angels.
As therefore the tares are gathered and burned in the fire; so shall it be in the end of this world.
The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity;
And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Matthew 16:18
And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: This place is pretty great... - 01-02-2018, 01:16 AM

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...Is this place actually going to bring real patriarchy back or are you just a bunch of mommy boys?
Let's see how much MRA Scripture you can come up with.


Oh, wait, that means actually reading the actual Bible, and that's too much like work, so forget I said anything. You probably already have, so no great loss.


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Default Re: This place is pretty great... - 01-02-2018, 05:13 AM

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are you just a bunch of mommy boys
You seem to be confusing The Pastors with southern Europeans? Big on the shoes, weak on the follow through..



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Why do heathens have this obsession? Everywhere they look all they see is the same thing. Satan directs his peripatetic trollops to towns with Churches for a reason. Why do you think that is?



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What is "virtue signalers"
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