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Default World's Only GOP Negro Has Good Idea - 12-04-2015, 11:52 PM

Ben Carson, the negro who supports the Republican party, is calling for a ban on Muslim food. The boy was talking to a crowd of hebrews at a jew conference. They invited him to speak after hearing he might be a "doctor" in addition to being the negro who supports the GOP. Republican insiders were calling the event "Benny and the Jews".

During his speech, the colored told the jews that hummus was islamic-based and therefore unsavory. The jews applauded his aptitude for identifying muslim foods and agreed that he is probably a doctor since he labeled it dangerous. After the speech, sources indicate the jews provided a loan to the negro which he promised to pay back in a timely fashion. There is no word yet on any entertainment contracts that may have been brokered between them.
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Default Re: World's Only GOP Negro Has Good Idea - 12-05-2015, 10:04 AM

I think the boy here is brilliant - get the mooselimbs to self-deport by banning their food (or find Jesus through bacon). Ben Carson definitely has the job as Secretary of State in a Donald Trump administration.



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Default Re: World's Only GOP Negro Has Good Idea - 12-05-2015, 10:19 AM

"...if it wasn't for alcohol, liberal women might never have children."

Hallelujah! The man in the video is wise! Praise God!


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Default Re: World's Only GOP Negro Has Good Idea - 12-05-2015, 11:03 AM

That is a rallying cry that the whole nation can get behind! Women and liberals are rising up to fight as we speak, hallelujah. Anyone who feels excluded by his message - i.e. islamics, vegetarians, non-drinkers, women, liberals, apathetic people, couch potatoes - are basically terrorists.


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