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Pray the New Pope is a White Male. -
03-12-2013, 07:30 PM
I watch the Catlick church closely. After all, it is a competive branch that calls itself "Christian". We True Christians™ have to respond if it offers something we do not.
The big trend these days is "diversity". You can see the Catolick Church trying to sneak in a dirversity program without every calling it that. They had a Polish Pope, then a German Pope. I can imagine they are going around the world saying, "Look, we practice diversity."
What we True Christians™ must be on guard for is them picking a Pope from their collection of what appear to be captured slaves. I saw a few being taken into the conclave by white Cardinals who were, obviously, in charge of them.
We must pray they do not name a nonwhite Pope that we would then have to deal with.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Pray the New Pope is a White Male. -
03-12-2013, 07:37 PM
Amen, Mayor.
It's somewhere around 50/50 in the heathen secular betting lines that the next pope could change the Eucharist from crackers and wine to fried chicken and grape soda.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Pray the New Pope is a White Male. -
03-12-2013, 07:47 PM
Let's not be so quick to judge here. Peter Turkson could be an ex-black. He is concerned enough about Islam and its insidious spread throughout the white world.
Cardinal Peter Turkson: Conservatism's Cape crusader
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At a meeting of senior Vatican figures last October, he showed a video on the subject of Muslim demographics, predicting that the far higher Muslim birthrate would soon lead to large parts of Europe, including France, being taken over by Islam.
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Re: Pray the New Pope is a White Male. -
03-12-2013, 08:22 PM
I don't know.
If a Nigra was in charge maybe they would focus the attention of Priest away from young, sandy haired, eager young male youths with their whole life in their strong masculine thighs and start rapin' those Godless, no account skank teenage white girls who will end up being cock teasing whores, anyway.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Pray the New Pope is a White Male. -
03-12-2013, 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
They had a Polish Pope, then a German Pope. I can imagine they are going around the world saying, "Look, we practice diversity."
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After those two, maybe next one will be Jewish Pope
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Re: Pray the New Pope is a White Male. -
03-12-2013, 11:41 PM
If they choose a darkie he'll end up as Popebama, or Pobama. There is enough butt sex in catlickerism without adding a giant black penis into the mix. If they have a black pope many young rectems will be destroyed past the point of salvation!
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: Pray the New Pope is a White Male. -
03-13-2013, 02:55 AM
Maybe they'll have a girl pope. They all worship Mary anyway.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pray the New Pope is a White Male. -
03-13-2013, 04:59 AM
Most unlikely. It's going to be either another Italian or a (Caucasian) Brazilian.
You're not getting your Nigra Pope or Peter the Second anytime soon.
Matthew 25:35; 25:38; 25:43.
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Re: Pray the New Pope is a White Male. -
03-13-2013, 05:41 AM
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And what a big surprise - neither of them are "clean" of sex abuse scandals.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Pray the New Pope is a White Male. -
03-13-2013, 10:46 AM
catolicks are all homers, especially the ones in the Vatican:
link: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21753860
John 10:9
I am the door: by me if any man enter in, he shall be saved, and shall goe in and out, and find pasture.
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
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Re: Pray the New Pope is a White Male. -
03-13-2013, 11:36 AM
Personally, I think it would be hilarious if they had a shoeshine pope.
"It's Friday, y'all, ever'body fry you up a mess uh catfish."
"Here, have a oyster cracker and some Thunderbird. Boom! You done et the lawd. Now go on."
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Re: Pray the New Pope is a White Male. -
03-13-2013, 01:38 PM
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Are there any news about sex abuse scandals involving either Cardinal Scola or Cardinal Scherer.
Matthew 25:35; 25:38; 25:43.
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
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Re: Pray the New Pope is a White Male. -
03-13-2013, 01:56 PM
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Are there any news about sex abuse scandals involving either Cardinal Scola or Cardinal Scherer.
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Two things:
1. All catlicks are complicit in these sex crimes against children.
2. Mrs. Etheldreda is not your personal google machine.
YiC,
Zech
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Re: Pray the New Pope is a White Male. -
03-16-2013, 07:29 AM
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Maybe they'll have a girl pope. They all worship Mary anyway.
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We do not worship Mary, sir. We honor her because she was Jesus's mother and that is it. Worshipping is for God and God alone! The meaning of honor: having respect and admiration.
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Re: Pray the New Pope is a White Male. -
03-16-2013, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by APapistLiving4Jesu
We do not worship Mary, sir. We honor her because she was Jesus's mother and that is it. Worshipping is for God and God alone! The meaning of honor: having respect and admiration.
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Right, that's why you pray to her and 'honor' her and kiss statues of her...
But you don't worship her.
Mary is nothing more than Juno in a christian robe.
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Re: Pray the New Pope is a White Male. -
03-16-2013, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by APapistLiving4Jesu
We do not worship Mary, sir. We honor her because she was Jesus's mother and that is it. Worshipping is for God and God alone! The meaning of honor: having respect and admiration.
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Really? Try to tell that to most Catholics (especially rural folks). I've even met Catholics who thought that Holy Trinity was Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. I'm not kidding - this is what rural people believe! Sorry to disappoint you, but Catholicism is, in fact, a politheistic religion. You pray to one saint to get lucky in love, to another when you try to find a misplaced item, and there even is a saint for toothache - seriously!
St. Apollonia - patroness of tooth problems: http://starrymantle.blogspot.com/200...-of-teeth.html (visitors beware, this site is a Catholic den)
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Re: Pray the New Pope is a White Male. -
03-16-2013, 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
Really? Try to tell that to most Catholics (especially rural folks). I've even met Catholics who thought that Holy Trinity was Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. I'm not kidding - this is what rural people believe! Sorry to disappoint you, but Catholicism is, in fact, a politheistic religion. You pray to one saint to get lucky in love, to another when you try to find a misplaced item, and there even is a saint for toothache - seriously!
St. Apollonia - patroness of tooth problems: http://starrymantle.blogspot.com/200...-of-teeth.html (visitors beware, this site is a Catholic den)
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They even have a patron saint of drug dealers
Now how exactly do you say you're a "Christian" church and "follow Jesus" when you have saints for sins?
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Re: Pray the New Pope is a White Male. -
03-18-2013, 12:38 AM
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Now how exactly do you say you're a "Christian" church and "follow Jesus" when you have saints for sins?
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Firstly, we Catholics venerate The Blessed Virgin Mary we do not worship her. I know that's a big word so I typed it slowly for the locals sake.
This veneration is a show of great honour to the mother of Jesus and even Baptwits know the commandment telling us to honour our mother and father.
When it comes to explaining patron Saints the answer is easier than a Landover housewife in Pastor Zeke's office.
The Saints are in Heaven helping Jesus the same way they were helping while on earth... the sort of good work that got them Sainthood to start with!
It is a little presumptuous for mere humans to think Jesus has nothing better to do than listen to countless prayers about finding trinkets or dealing with dental issues... trust me he does. Having proven staff on hand like the Saints allows God to off-load a number of menial tasks beneath His dignity while at the same time technically answering the prayers as is his promise. In that God created the Saints in the first place in full knowledge of their eventual Sainthood, it is abundantly clear He knew that the population of earth would eventually get too large to manage fairly without a Godly solution. By having the various Saints take care of mundane tasks Jesus has more time to devout to His children who have found Heaven and thus rewarded by the glory of His presence.
Bless you, my barmecidal burger flipper,
Father Mo
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Re: Pray the New Pope is a White Male. -
03-16-2013, 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted by APapistLiving4Jesu
We do not worship Mary, sir. We honor her because she was Jesus's mother and that is it. Worshipping is for God and God alone! The meaning of honor: having respect and admiration.
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Oh really? Catholics don't pray to Mary??
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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