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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
06-08-2010, 09:11 PM
Amen! Clearly Sweden is nothing but evil!
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
06-08-2010, 10:34 PM
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Clearly Sweden is nothing but evil!
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
06-09-2010, 08:12 AM
I love God but I love cranky old man even more, cranky old man is wiser than jesus and god together, everything you write is just so true, I will not pray to God any more, I will pray to cranky old man. I'm sure the cranky old man is gods father, so wise as cranky old man is.
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06-09-2010, 08:20 AM
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I love God but I love cranky old man even more, cranky old man is wiser than jesus and god together, everything you write is just so true, I will not pray to God any more, I will pray to cranky old man. I'm sure the cranky old man is gods father, so wise as cranky old man is.
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Stop mocking Jesus! It is not funny and it will and bad.
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06-09-2010, 08:24 AM
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Stop mocking Jesus! It is not funny and it will and bad.
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I am not.......why are you saying that.....do you not love jesus.......
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
06-09-2010, 08:41 AM
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I am not.......why are you saying that.....do you not love jesus.......
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You should watch your words, friend. Not that we care about your insults (Matthew 5:10), it's rather Jesus you should be worrying about. Proverbs 6:16-19: These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
06-09-2010, 08:49 AM
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You should watch your words, friend. Not that we care about your insults (Matthew 5:10), it's rather Jesus you should be worrying about. Proverbs 6:16-19: These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
06-09-2010, 08:55 AM
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It's not enough to just say it. Unless you cast out those demons from your rectum and follow the entire Bible to the letter, you will burn in hell with the rest of the Unsaved Trash and false Christians.
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06-09-2010, 08:59 AM
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
06-09-2010, 09:04 AM
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I love God but I love cranky old man even more, cranky old man is wiser than jesus and god together, everything you write is just so true, I will not pray to God any more, I will pray to cranky old man. I'm sure the cranky old man is gods father, so wise as cranky old man is.
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So are you going to build a chapel dedicated to the Blessed Cranky?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
06-09-2010, 09:10 AM
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
06-09-2010, 09:12 AM
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I suspect that you are from Sweden and that you are a homosexual. I tell you, sodomite: Remove that hand from the groin of Bjorn Borg, or Jesus will turn his back to you and you will forever burn i Hell.
Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
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06-09-2010, 09:18 AM
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I suspect that you are from Sweden and that you are a homosexual. I tell you, sodomite: Remove that hand from the groin of Bjorn Borg, or Jesus will turn his back to you and you will forever burn i Hell.
Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
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I'm not from sweden, I'm not Swedish, why do you say that, why dont you love jesus, and Cranky ?????
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
06-09-2010, 10:06 AM
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I'm not from sweden, I'm not Swedish, why do you say that, why dont you love jesus, and Cranky ?????
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So you admit being a filthy homosexual. Good luck explaining that at the pearly gates
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
06-09-2010, 11:20 AM
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wow........what a lot of mead words..........I am not a filthy homosexual. your love to jesus are is false, when you have such a dirty word in your mouth.shame on you
Love jesus and Cranky
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
06-09-2010, 12:44 PM
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Mead words? It's a little early to be that drunk.
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06-09-2010, 12:52 PM
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
06-09-2010, 04:31 PM
this is hot off the news wires
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Page last updated at 15:31 GMT, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 16:31 UK
Up to 100 youths rioted for a second night in Rinkeby, Stockholm Rioters in the Swedish capital, Stockholm, have burned down a school building and thrown stones at police in a second night of disturbances.
The trouble began on Monday after a group of youths in a suburb with a mainly immigrant population were refused entry to a school dance.
Police say up to 100 youths went on the rampage, throwing stones and setting several cars alight.
Two people were detained but later released.
'Little Mogadishu' Police said the rioters threw stones at the fire engines, preventing them from reaching the school building before it burned to the ground. The youths also attacked a police station.
Rinkeby is home to a large number of first- and second-generation immigrants. Many of them are from Somalia, so the area is sometimes nicknamed Little Mogadishu.
Government ministers have visited Rinkeby to assess the situation.
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Its has to be pretty bad for a bunch of nigras not to like it.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
06-10-2010, 10:16 AM
Why did u guys post the danish flag? when its about sweden?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
06-10-2010, 10:47 AM
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Why did u guys post the danish flag? when its about sweden?
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Hello! Welcome to the forum, have you made an introduction thread yet? I would love to know how you came to find Jesus.
You seem aggravated, friend, you're even getting your flags wrong. Relax and allow God into your heart. Do you own a copy of the KJV? I was in your position once, I know how it feels to be heading for hell down the slippery slope of sinning. After reading the KJV all the way through, cover to cover, I found that all my problems simply went away, that's something masturbation will never do.
6 A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.
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