[Jim Farmer]

It's not often that I agree with those filthy mudslimes otherwise known as ISIS. But sometimes they get it right.

ISIS Claims The First Lady Is Worth $40 As Sex Slave–Right Wingers Line Up To Agree!

on May 24, 2015
ISIS, we all know, is a disgusting terrorist group that has no respect for anyone who disagrees with them. They are murderers and rapists who attempt to cloak their heinous actions in a religion they in no way truly represent.

So it should come as no surprise that these barbarians recently said some extremely rude things about First Lady Michelle Obama. Here is part of what they said in an online posting:
“And who knows, maybe Michelle Obama’s price won’t even exceed a third of a dinar, and a third of a dinar is too much for her.”
Just so you know, a third of a dinar is worth $40. So ISIS is trying to say the First Lady might not even bring $40 as a sex slave in their perverted vision of the world where women have no value outside what they can fetch at auction. Sick, right? Sick and perfectly in line with their Medieval view of the world.
No American in his or her right mind would ever agree with ISIS, would they? Yes, they would. And as soon as the posting from ISIS hit the Internet, right wing trolls from around the country chimed in with their own commentary on the First Lady. Here’s some of them:

{click on the link to see them}

I’m not even sure I have the words to tell you how much the things that were said by these cretins anger and disgust me. How in the world did we get to this point? Who agrees with the opinions of a group that wants nothing more than to kill every American they can get a shot at?!
I consider myself to be an optimistic person, but this kind of poison makes me fear for the future of this country. It’s time for the right wing in this country to take a step back and come to the realization that we are all human beings, we are all Americans, and we are all precious..
But I guess expecting that from Neanderthals is about like asking a bear not to crap in the woods.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Did these left-wingers fail elementary math? Headline:

ISIS Claims The First Lady Is Worth $40 As Sex Slave–Right Wingers Line Up To Agree!

What ISIS actually said:

“And who knows, maybe Michelle Obama’s price won’t even exceed a third of a dinar, and a third of a dinar is too much for her.”

Our little Demoncrat reporter then tells us this:

Just so you know, a third of a dinar is worth $40.

What sort of a dinar is worth $120? My boys have been working on this and at current rates of exchange we see this:

1 Algerian Dinar = 10 cents
1 Bahraini Dinar = $2.65
1 Iraqi Dinar = well, you might as well paper your shed with these, 10 of them aren't even worth 1 cent
1 Jordanian Dinar = $1.41
1 Kuwaiti Dinar = $3.30
1 Libyan Dinar = 73 cents
1 Macedonian** Denar (they can't even spell Dinar) = under 2 cents
1 Serbian DInar = a little under 1 cent
1 Tunisian Dinar = 51 cents

So, is he just dumb, or is he trying to overvalue Frau Obama? Because the above clearly shows that ISIS were valuing her at somewhere between zero and $1. That seems about right to me.

** Who knew Macedonia was even a country and not just a fancy foreign word for fruit salad?

YiC
Joanna

[Gregory Mitch]

Dinar? Is that europistanian for dinner? Do they use food as currency there?