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Default Re: Handy Tips for New Wives - 09-07-2013, 08:27 PM

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Again: "Water off a duck's back, water off a duck's back, These words bring all that your words lack. When those on earth would push and shove, Jesus brings His peace and love."
As I suspected - fingers in the ears = "I'm not listening".


2 Timothy 3:16

All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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Default Re: Handy Tips for New Wives - 09-08-2013, 01:31 AM

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Before your hubby gets home from a hard days work check yourself in the mirror and make sure your makeup is fresh and you look as pretty as you did when you were courting. Now that you've bagged him does not give you the right to let yourself go and into a sloppy sow.
I don't even wear make up

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When he slaps you or corrects you in any way do not make a sound and thank him for it.
Thank him? I'm not a masochist

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Always give him the biggest and best of the portions of food you are preparing.
Only if he didn't eat anything else during the day because of job, if not, then he must eat what he needs

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Always remember that your wants and desires will always come last. JESUS and your Hubby are your Universe and you are just in its orbit.
Oh, and what if I'm sick? Is not important if I'm not feeling well and I need help and care?

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Don't sleep in.
If I need it, I think is ok to sleep a Little

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Never complain during... Baby making. .
I will if he's being to rough, and is called "lovemaking"

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Always wear a dress.
I don't like dresses

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Be ready to make him a meal/snack at any time.
I will cook only when I have too

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Always make sure the MAN is in control of the finances.
I'm also part of the house, my opinion also counts, I will not be a stranger in my own home

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Remember to always keep your purity, especially in regards to the viewing of his manly organ. I've heard blindfolds come in handy when there is a need to engage in procreation activities.
Purity comes from the inside, and about blindfolds... that sound a little bondage to me

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Always submit to your man's wishes.
He's my husband, not my owner nor my boss

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Keep your big mouth shut when he says! You must respect him by being quiet and not saying anything unnecessary
We must love and respect each other, yes, but if is needed, I'll talk, I'm responsible for what I say, not him

Come on, what is this? Are those tips for a wife or a geisha?
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Default Re: Handy Tips for New Wives - 09-08-2013, 03:37 AM

Chilean Girl,

Even a Geisha would not accept those "tips." It's obviously meant as a joke. Would love to be your friend - since apparently we think alike.

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Default Re: Handy Tips for New Wives - 09-08-2013, 03:40 AM

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Chilean Girl,

Even a Geisha would not accept those "tips." It's obviously meant as a joke. Would love to be your friend - since apparently we think alike.

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No women at all with a bit of self respect and brain should accept those ridiculous rules
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Default Re: Handy Tips for New Wives - 09-08-2013, 03:53 AM

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No women at all with a bit of self respect and brain should accept those ridiculous rules
God will bless you as you find your strength in Him. It's a shame that some women are so weak-minded that they feel they need a man in order to be complete.

I understand that Hispanic culture is very male-oriented. Do you feel it is?
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Default Re: Handy Tips for New Wives - 09-08-2013, 03:56 AM

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God will bless you as you find your strength in Him. It's a shame that some women are so weak-minded that they feel they need a man in order to be complete.

I understand that Hispanic culture is very male-oriented. Do you feel it is?
A little, yes, but we try to amend that
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Default Re: Handy Tips for New Wives - 09-08-2013, 03:58 AM

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As I suspected - fingers in the ears = "I'm not listening".
There is a huge difference between not listening and not listening to drivel, dear. I am not that easily upset; that's because of the peace God has given me.
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Default Re: Handy Tips for New Wives - 09-10-2013, 09:52 PM

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Oh, and what if I'm sick? Is not important if I'm not feeling well and I need help and care?
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I don't like dresses
Then you're an abomination in the eyes of God:

Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the.

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I will cook only when I have too
Which, given that you are still a woman (even though you try to deny it by cross dressing), means ALL THE TIME.

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I'm also part of the house, my opinion also counts,
No. Listen to this quote from Jesus' apostle:

1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman [is] the man; and the head of Christ [is] God.

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He's my husband, not my owner nor my boss
See above. Your husband IS your owner and your boss.

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Even a Geisha would not accept those "tips." It's obviously meant as a joke.
Geisha, wouldn't, because geishas are, 1) not Christians, and 2) they're prostitutes!

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God will bless you as you find your strength in Him. It's a shame that some women are so weak-minded that they feel they need a man in order to be complete.
Don't you feel so weak-minded that you need God to complete you? If you wouldn't you would be an atheist. Just accept it, we females are weak-minded and that's why we need male protection - by our Godly fathers and husbands, and by our Heavenly Father
 

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