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Default WARNING - New 'Violent' Twilight Movie Causes Blackouts and Seizures! - 11-29-2011, 09:23 PM

THIS story just in - Latest Twilight Movie is causing blackouts and seizures among audience members since it's release just last week!

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Twilight: Breaking Dawn moviegoers suffer seizures during birth scene

With many mixed reviews of the long-awaited arrival of Twilight: Breaking Dawn – Part 1, not only has the film undergone some serious criticism, but it is also a health hazard. According to several news outlets, the film’s birth scene has caused seizure-like convulsions in audience members at more than one screening.

Since it’s release earlier this month that had thousands of starry-eyed, swooning fans lined up for days for the premiere, there have been multiple cases reported of convulsive fits during the birth scene of Renesmee, the hybrid human-vampire baby of Edward Cullen and Bella Swan.

Define it as you will — Edward performs a bloody, graphic C-section with his fangs on his beloved Bella to deliver their vampire offspring — supposedly an act of heroism, but perhaps unfavourable for viewers with weak stomachs. Aside from being just plain gross, it is reported that the strobing of red, black and white lights during the particular sequence is something known to trigger seizures in susceptible individuals.

“When the birthing scene came on the screen, [my husband] started mumbling and he was blinking on and off with his eyes at that point. I was kneeling in front of him slapping his face,” a Utah woman reported to Salt Lake City’s ABC 4 News.

“I didn’t really remember what happened after that. I think I blacked out. According to her, I was shaking and mumbling different noises,” said the husband.

The scene, which has been described as “intense” and “violent,” has also triggered similar reactions in California, where a man was reportedly rushed to the hospital after viewing it.

THIS MOVIE NEEDS BANNED ... NOW!
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Default Re: WARNING - New 'Violent' Twilight Movie Causes Blackouts and Seizures! - 11-29-2011, 10:31 PM

I believe it is an act of direct Divine Intervention. The Lord doesn't want anyone to watch such a Godless movie, and smites the viewers.


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Default Re: WARNING - New 'Violent' Twilight Movie Causes Blackouts and Seizures! - 11-30-2011, 03:35 AM

That's demon possession right there.


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Mark 5:1 And they came over unto the other side of the sea, into the country of the Gadarenes.
5:2 And when he was come out of the ship, immediately there met him out of the tombs a man with an unclean spirit,
5:3 Who had his dwelling among the tombs; and no man could bind him, no, not with chains:
5:4 Because that he had been often bound with fetters and chains, and the chains had been plucked asunder by him, and the fetters broken in pieces: neither could any man tame him.
5:5 And always, night and day, he was in the mountains, and in the tombs, crying, and cutting himself with stones.
5:6 But when he saw Jesus afar off, he ran and worshipped him,
5:7 And cried with a loud voice, and said, What have I to do with thee, Jesus, thou Son of the most high God? I adjure thee by God, that thou torment me not.
5:8 For he said unto him, Come out of the man, thou unclean spirit.
5:9 And he asked him, What is thy name? And he answered, saying, My name is Legion: for we are many.
5:10 And he besought him much that he would not send them away out of the country.
5:11 Now there was there nigh unto the mountains a great herd of swine feeding.
5:12 And all the devils besought him, saying, Send us into the swine, that we may enter into them.
5:13 And forthwith Jesus gave them leave. And the unclean spirits went out, and entered into the swine: and the herd ran violently down a steep place into the sea, (they were about two thousand and were choked in the sea.


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Default Re: WARNING - New 'Violent' Twilight Movie Causes Blackouts and Seizures! - 11-30-2011, 05:49 AM

hello my brothers and sisters, I for one would like to say burn this vampiric demons to the depths of hell they are the works of islam

SINNERS BE GONE
THEY ARE RUINING OUR YOUTH!


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