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Re: Important message for all atheists! -
08-10-2010, 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
I thought those churches were for atheists.
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Pretty much. I always wondered, do you pick up the white out for your Bible as you walk through the door? Or do you have to bring your own from home?
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Re: Important message for all atheists! -
08-18-2010, 10:33 PM
@ Pastor Ezekiel It is sad and weird that so many people do not want to go to Heaven. I will pray they change their mind!
@ BelieverInGod I am sure in their heart atheists know they are wrong and they should choose Jesus instead!
@ Billy Bob Jenkins I don't think atheists go to churches, my father says they have sin orgies instead.
@ Seth Campbell So sad that those people remove parts of the Bible.
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Re: Important message for all atheists! -
08-18-2010, 11:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Seth Campbell
Pretty much. I always wondered, do you pick up the white out for your Bible as you walk through the door? Or do you have to bring your own from home?
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I think the Catholics use scissors. It's permanent and if you lose what's on the back of the page as well, like, whatever.
They save the Wite-out® for the Catechism, because they can scrape it off when the Pope changes their minds (again).
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Re: Important message for all atheists! -
08-19-2010, 05:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Katander
As an athiest I gotta ask...
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As a Christian, I gotta ask . . . Why is it so few atheists can spell the word, "atheist"?
A-the-ist.
Theist = person who believes in a god or gods.
A-theist = opposite of theist.
Not "athe-ist", which would mean "the most athey". Whatever that would be.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Important message for all atheists! -
08-22-2010, 04:55 AM
You know...as an atheist i just want to ask one simple question
how does any part of you get into heaven scientifically
not by the faith and grace of jesus or that bull shit
how does your "soul" or body or whatever get into heaven or hell
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Re: Important message for all atheists! -
08-22-2010, 05:01 AM
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Originally Posted by slashsATHEIST97
You know...as an atheist i just want to ask one simple question
how does any part of you get into heaven scientifically
not by the faith and grace of jesus or that bull shit
how does your "soul" or body or whatever get into heaven or hell
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Through God all things are possible. I'm assuming it just goes up into the sky until Jesus catches it.
Now why don't you wander over to the Introduction forum and tell us why you hate Jesus so much.
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Re: Important message for all atheists! -
08-25-2010, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by saylor the atheist mocker
You know...as an atheist i just want to ask one simple question
how does any part of you get into heaven scientifically
not by the faith and grace of jesus or that bull shit
how does your "soul" or body or whatever get into heaven or hell
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There is no scientific formula that will get you to Heaven.
Just as there is no scientific formula that will keep non believers from hell.
Ephesians 2:8-9 (King James Version)
8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.
2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.
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Re: Important message for all atheists! -
08-26-2010, 02:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Felicity
@ all atheists You should stop being bad and start loving Jesus so you can go to Heaven with us!
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Well... that would rather depend, first on establishing an objective standard of Good and Bad...
The world itself is the will to power - and nothing else! And you yourself are the will to power - and nothing else!
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Re: Important message for all atheists! -
08-26-2010, 03:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
That happens to me all the time. There are demons on Facebook that steal and alter Christian photographs to make it seem that you are....well...indecent!
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This is one thing that you and I agree about, Pastor Dimbo -- that the people on FaceBook are a bloody nuisance. If one more person asks me for help with their farm, I will lay waste their crops, slaughter their livestock, and raise their homesteads.
Their is also this great spectacularly ugly and morbidly obese repressed homer who keeps poking me. Any advice about what I should do to him?
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Re: Important message for all atheists! -
08-26-2010, 04:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Felicity
@ all atheists You should stop being bad and start loving Jesus so you can go to Heaven with us!
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Well I think you should just go mind your business, and leave the rest of us to do what we want
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Re: Important message for all atheists! -
08-26-2010, 04:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Dinglemouse
Well I think you should just go mind your business, and leave the rest of us to do what we want
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Didn't you sign up here? How are we interfering in your life? You, OTOH, are annoying me something fierce.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Important message for all atheists! -
08-26-2010, 04:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Dinglemouse
Well I think you should just go mind your business, and leave the rest of us to do what we want
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Hey Little KiwiMouse.
Quit telling Felicity what to do.
You want to do what you want then go ahead.
God gave you free will.
But you will one day pray that this was your fate rather than having the
Devil's burning rod rammed up your little mousey rear for all of eternity.
2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.
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Re: Important message for all atheists! -
08-26-2010, 05:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Levi Jones
Didn't you sign up here? How are we interfering in your life? You, OTOH, are annoying me something fierce.
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Yeah well I just came here to see if this was a serious site or just a take the piss site.
I still haven't figured it out yet..
By the way whats an OTOH?
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Originally Posted by Sister Charli
Hey Little KiwiMouse.
Quit telling Felicity what to do.
You want to do what you want then go ahead.
God gave you free will.
But you will one day pray that this was your fate rather than having the
Devil's burning rod rammed up your little mousey rear for all of eternity.
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Little Kiwimouse? Thats catchy, I like it!
Well Felicity should stop telling me what to do yeah?
Bloody hell! Whats with all the talk here about the Devil ramming objects into my arse! Thats all you guys ever talk about. Anyone would think you religious wackoes were keen anal freaks..
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Re: Important message for all atheists! -
08-26-2010, 05:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Dinglemouse
Yeah well I just came here to see if this was a serious site or just a take the piss site.
I still haven't figured it out yet..
By the way whats an OTOH?
Little Kiwimouse? Thats catchy, I like it!
Well Felicity should stop telling me what to do yeah?
Bloody hell! Whats with all the talk here about the Devil ramming objects into my arse! Thats all you guys ever talk about. Anyone would think you religious wackoes were keen anal freaks..
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You are really noisy for a mouse. You sound more like a rat.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Important message for all atheists! -
08-26-2010, 05:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Dinglemouse
Yeah well I just came here to see if this was a serious site or just a take the piss site.
I still haven't figured it out yet..
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Why would we bother to study the Bible so carefully if we didn't take it with the utmost of seriousness?
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Originally Posted by Dinglemouse
By the way whats an OTOH?
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On the other hand, N00b.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Important message for all atheists! -
08-26-2010, 05:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Dinglemouse
Bloody hell! Whats with all the talk here about the Devil ramming objects into my arse! Thats all you guys ever talk about. Anyone would think you religious wackoes were keen anal freaks..
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We just tell it like it is. You want it sugar coated then go and look for a Lutheran forum.
(Not that their beliefs will stop you ending up in hell with the Devil's burning rod in an orifice you probably don't want it.)
If you want to put an "exit only" sign on your butt then you had better start believing in Jesus.
2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.
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Re: Important message for all atheists! -
08-26-2010, 05:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Levi Jones
Why would we bother to study the Bible so carefully if we didn't take it with the utmost of seriousness?
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Because you're all insane mabye?
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Originally Posted by Levi Jones
On the other hand, N00b.
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Sorry I don't speak dork.
Oh and sorry for the late reply but now I have to wait 700 seconds before I can reply
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Re: Important message for all atheists! -
08-26-2010, 05:32 AM
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Because you're all insane mabye?
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What is insane about teaching the Bible?
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Originally Posted by Dinglemouse
Sorry I don't speak dork.
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I'm sorry to hear your mommy has been letting you on the internet for a few days.
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Originally Posted by Dinglemouse
Oh and sorry for the late reply but now I have to wait 700 seconds before I can reply
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You certainly earned it.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Important message for all atheists! -
08-26-2010, 09:47 AM
"There" not "their".
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Re: Important message for all atheists! -
09-15-2010, 11:49 PM
@ Hairy Homer Do you love Jesus yet?
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