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Barbie and Sports Illustrated -
02-16-2014, 04:53 PM
Oh, Lord, how long must we below suffer the BARBS of satan? Or the BARBIES of satan?
As a young girl, I was not permitted to own a Barbie since my father said the doll was distracting to his Christian experience. Instead, I owned other dolls, including ones Mother made for me with tasteful, Christian-like clothing. Mother taught me to pray with my dolls. Oh how I loved those days!
Now slut doll Barbie, named for satan's barbs, is on the cover of Sports Illustrated. This is but one more of the devil's attempts to lure young women to sin and perhaps even to become interested in sports instead of womanly pursuits.
Should we send our protests to Mattel? Pastor Zeke, have you ever seen the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated other than to lay hands on the women and pray for their salvation? Please offer us your advice. Sin is so pervasive and we must stand up for CHRIST in these Godless times. I think Landover should buy the magazine and begin featuring Christian modesty along with a change in focus. Running the race for God, climbing the mountains to reach Christ, and encouraging women to be women again.
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Re: Barbie and Sports Illustrated -
02-16-2014, 06:59 PM
I have never seen a copy of Sports Illustrated, Swimsuit edition at Pastor Zekes. Only 'Boys Life' and some sort of hunting magazine called 'Bears and Cubs'.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Barbie and Sports Illustrated -
02-16-2014, 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
I have never seen a copy of Sports Illustrated, Swimsuit edition at Pastor Zekes. Only 'Boys Life' and some sort of hunting magazine called 'Bears and Cubs'.
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God is good, all the time.
Leave it to our beloved, handsome, brawny, spirit filled pastor to care about the youth of the church and furry, strong, powerful animals like bears and cubs. I wouldn't be surprised if he goes in search of the ways in which he can best minister to them. Happy bear hunting, Pastor! I hope you get a really big one!
But back to Barbie: how can we stop this insult to women everywhere?
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Re: Barbie and Sports Illustrated -
02-16-2014, 07:29 PM
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But back to Barbie: how can we stop this insult to women everywhere?
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You know, it used to be, that Barbie was the symbol of everything that a True Christian™ woman should be: a pretty housewife, or at least a woman with female-appropriate jobs: a nurse, a secretary, a flight attendant... later things have changed, and now Barbie is represented taking over manly occupations. It is very, very sad.
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Re: Barbie and Sports Illustrated -
02-17-2014, 10:48 AM
Barbies were always sluts, with their short skirts and :gasp: bikinis!!
I never touched one growing up, seeing them in the hands of other neighborhood girls. Barbies were always, in my eyes, Jezebels.
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Re: Barbie and Sports Illustrated -
02-19-2014, 06:46 AM
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Originally Posted by canyoukeepup
Barbies were always sluts, with their short skirts and :gasp: bikinis!!
I never touched one growing up, seeing them in the hands of other neighborhood girls. Barbies were always, in my eyes, Jezebels.
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Mrs. Aaron White
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Not only that, if you pop off Barbie's head and slather the stump with grease, the little slut fits rather neatly inside one's rectum...or so I've been told...
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Re: Barbie and Sports Illustrated -
02-19-2014, 07:01 AM
Warning: the picture is below. Take this opportunity to close your browser if you don't want to see this pawnography. Remember you were warned. (At least she's not wearing a bikini, but a one-piece swimsuit of a harlot).
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Re: Barbie and Sports Illustrated -
02-19-2014, 07:47 AM
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Originally Posted by canyoukeepup
Barbies were always sluts, with their short skirts and :gasp: bikinis!!
I never touched one growing up, seeing them in the hands of other neighborhood girls. Barbies were always, in my eyes, Jezebels.
Yours in Christ,
Mrs. Aaron White
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Indeed, it was decades ago that young girls decided that Barbie was promiscuous.
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Re: Barbie and Sports Illustrated -
02-19-2014, 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Mother Of Seven
Warning: the picture is below. Take this opportunity to close your browser if you don't want to see this pawnography. Remember you were warned. (At least she's not wearing a bikini, but a one-piece swimsuit of a harlot).
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Plus, is that swimsuit KNITTED? We all know what happens when you go in the water in a knitted swimsuit! Filth.
2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
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Re: Barbie and Sports Illustrated -
02-19-2014, 11:22 AM
Now, Barbie is even the little plastic standard-bearer for feminazism:
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Today, truly anything is possible for a girl. Let us place no limitations on her dreams, and that includes being girly if she likes.
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If she likes? I guess being girly is just one of many permissible lifestyle choices, and if a girl doesn't like being girly, it's perfectly okay to become a macho bulldagger homeress.
1 Cor. 11:8-9: For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man. Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.
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Re: Barbie and Sports Illustrated -
02-20-2014, 03:53 AM
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Now, Barbie is even the little plastic standard-bearer for feminazism:If she likes? I guess being girly is just one of many permissible lifestyle choices, and if a girl doesn't like being girly, it's perfectly okay to become a macho bulldagger homeress.
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What else is a girl supposed to be besides girly? It's ridiculous to think that a girl can be anything but girly.
Praise Jesus for girls who are feminine!
Yours in Christ,
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Re: Barbie and Sports Illustrated -
02-20-2014, 04:21 AM
It appears that Sports Illustrated, having reached the bottom of the barrel of sin, has decided to offend Jesus by promoting the scientific lie of "weightlessness" combined with pornography.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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