[These People r Crazy]

Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool!

All that you have posted on this page is a lie. The subliminal message is fake....maybe oh i dunno, "super" has been on every mario game period, "mario" is the name of the character, and Galaxy" is because it is a game about space. That "rectum" you talk about is a black hole, get your mind out of the gutter. You sound kinda gay if you go around trying to find pictures of rectums. seriously dude, get a life. And that passion of the Christ stuff is fake! The graphics are just ripped from the movie, dont lie to spread your anti-Jew and Anti-Japanese propaganda.

[JennyD]

Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool!

All that you have posted on this page is a lie. The subliminal message is fake....maybe oh i dunno, "super" has been on every mario game period, "mario" is the name of the character, and Galaxy" is because it is a game about space. That "rectum" you talk about is a black hole, get your mind out of the gutter. You sound kinda gay if you go around trying to find pictures of rectums. seriously dude, get a life. And that passion of the Christ stuff is fake! The graphics are just ripped from the movie, dont lie to spread your anti-Jew and Anti-Japanese propaganda.

Why do you hate Jesus and want American children to go to Hell?

[Nobar King]

Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool!

Every time I read it I'm assaulted by the message, "UR MR GAY". Who could miss that?!

[Max Bayes]

Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool!

I think you'll find that this whole thing goes much deeper than just one mere game. Mario has been a tsunami of homosexual allure for over 20 years now. Forget the subliminal. Forget the concept art. Let's just look at the basics here.

Mario is a plumber by trade. But how often do we see Mario fix your washing machine during any of the games? How often do we see him work for fifteen minutes, and then charge a bill so exorbitantly pricey that you might as well be taking out a mortgage? How often do we even see as much as a wrench?

The answer?

None.

But how often do we see him sliding down plumbing the wrong way?

The entire series.

Additionally, the mushrooms. By eating these mushrooms, you gain height, or become 'higher'. Like the hippy.

Furthermore, the obsession with gold coins. Truly, Mario is obsessed by Greed. You must also consider his antagonist, Bowser. One letter from the word Browser. If one has time to 'Browse', it clearly shows that one is idle, as trademark of the lazy man.

Ecclesiastes 10:18
If a man is lazy, the rafters sag; if his hands are idle, the house leaks.

Ergo, Mario as a whole teaches us to be homosexual, lazy, greedy hippies. On crack. Truly, a work of the Japanese Boodist devil!

[Nobar King]

Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool!

Yes! Fantastic observation, Brother Greg.

[Nobar King]

Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool!

You can see what kind of cultural influence the Super Mario has. This guy can play two sticks:

His parents must be really proud of his amazing achievements.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool!

That boy's a queer. I know him from one of my missionary trips over to the slants. The kid won't leave me alone! He follows me around shouting that he wants me to "jam" with him, which I assume is local slang for sodomy.

Probably one of Hiroshi's tribe.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool!

I always thought it was rather suspect that Mario would eat Magic Mushrooms which give him "super powers", hence "Super Mario". Not only is this blatant advertising of the glories of drug abuse, but the mushrooms have a phallic shape. It's telling children, especially boys, by putting phalluses in their mouths they become "super". Disgusting.

[Rotten Tooth]

Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool!

blah blah blah

I think you're just gay and you're envisioning all these simple things as if they even remotely have anything to do with homosexuality.

I came to this site hoping that there would be a forum full of Jesus lovers and people who know nothing but love. Well, it seems that all you guys do is hate hate hate. This is a kids video game for christ sake.

How does a black hole look like a rectum? I think you're seeing this because you are secretly homosexual and you can't even admit it to yourself because you are a slave to religion.

[MattCrawford]

Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool!

Super Mario Galaxy is a homosexual recruiting tool? Are you crazy?

Super Mario, since its roots as a harmless arcade game, have only been meant for fun and entertainment.

Take a look at Shigeru Miyamoto. Miyamoto isnt homosexual at all! Miyamoto, creator of many Nintendo series, was a child at one time, just like the ones that you are trying to blindly protect. Many of the images and characters in the Mario series were stemmed from child hood experiences, for instance the enemy "Chain Chomp". The Chain Chomp seems to be a large brass ball attached to a post by a chain. It has cartoonish sharp teeth, and barks like a dog. The chain chomp was created by Miyamoto's experience with his neighbor's dog. He didnt create this because Satan told him to. His only goal is to entertain.

But really sirs. Gay recruitment? Are you really serious? Its a children's videogame! Do you want REAL evil videogames? Take a look at the game Manhunt 2. In Manhunt 2, the basis of the game is to torture, and be tortured. You should be focussing on such games as Grand Theft Auto, and Manhunt.

Returning to gay recruitment, this has to be one of the craziest things I have ever heard. "Here is the cover art that comes on the box. Note that Mario is not only portrayed as gay, but as "bottom" gay"

Really? REALLY? He just floating in space! Its art! You know that thing called gravity? Yeah, theres none of it up there. Though I still expect you to say "NO, BUT SATAN STOLE ALL THE GRAVITY AND GAVE IT TO MORMONS". No.

And your so called "concept art". Do you want to see the REAL concept art? Here it is. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gHTYlkdHx4

The concept art you showed? Nothing more than fan art. Such fan art can be found easily on things as simple as Google Images. Though the artist of the picture is homosexual, the REAL concept art is not.

Mario eats the flowers heroin is made from.

So this is what heroin is made from? I see. Thanks for enlightening me.

And after that crazy statement, you make a baseless accusation that its linked to SODOMY? REALLY?

I know this may be a sin, but I have to say that you people are an embarrasment to the Christian faith. Youre all extremists. God doesnt want to suck all the enjoyment out of life. He wants us to enjoy the small things, entertainment such as this, and live a happy and carefree life. Youre making the lord sound like a Nazi. Really people, chill out.

[OldGreg]

Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool!

UPDATE! SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!


Dear Friends,

Nintendo has released a new video game for it's "Wii" system called "Super Mario Galaxies". At first glance, the video game seems like an innocent bit of fun, a nice way to keep the kids inside, and therefore away from the legions of drug-pushers, pedophiles, and terrorists that lurk in America's parks, schools, and pretty much everywhere outside of gated communities.

On closer inspection, however, it becomes obvious that this game is just another homosexual recruiting tool made by the neo-sodomites of Ninendo, from that cesspool of cultural pollution, Japan.

I would go into more graphic detail about the horrors contained in this example of secular-tolerance-run-amuck, but here's some screenshots from the game that make my case better than anything I can write:




Here is the cover art that comes on the box. Note that Mario is not only portrayed as gay, but as "bottom" gay:



Here is the concept art for the game:



Mario also may not be as explicit as rap music in it's pro-drug propaganda, but the messages are there: Mario gains strength by eating "Magic Mushrooms" and bright poppies, the flowers which heroin is made from. No doubt the use of drugs is intended to dull the pain children suffer while being sodomized.

Friends, the homosexual agenda must be stopped! We have tried tolerance. We have tried to "see it their way". We have prayed that it would "just be a fad". But it's not. They're here, they're queer, and they want your children!




See also:

• Mass Effect: Luke Skywalker meets Debbie Does Dallas!
• Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families
• Warning! Wii platform creates Wii-tards!
• ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!"
• Gametard veteran attacks the Holy KJV!
• HALO III: Recruiting Muslims and pagans
• PROOF that Yu-gi-oh leads to human sacrifice!
• Sex in Video Game Makes Waves Through Industry
• Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii
• Pray for McCain-Lieberman: the ultimate anti-gamer administration!

I sincerely hope you are joking. Those photos are not from the game and the concept art was drawn by some random homosexual on the internet who finds Mario to be attractive, not from the game developers. I have nothing wrong with you disliking the game but please do a bit more research before you go and call a game gay propaganda.

[Tsaroc]

Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool!

Before I comment on this thread I would like to say I agree with Max Bayes post on the most part, there are indeed some arguments that Mario may be a Homosexual. Although the reference to the main atagonist is a bit wrong as his name is Bowser. Also the 'Magic Mushroom' and 'Flower Power' Comments are not wholely unfounded but I do not believe they are the original intent.

However I do not for one second believe that Nintendo run Homesexual Recruitment Propoganda, or are in anyway trying to 'Get rid of Americans.

Also I would like to say something to two people posted here.

Firstly;

Jeb Thurmond- While in the various posts that I've read of yours you have raised some decent points you consistenly use false information to try and prove your points. Such as the 'Concept Art' and 'Passion of the Christ' Video Game. As has been stated before the art is not from the game or even drawn by the creators of the video game in question. And the Video Game 'In Development' was a tasteless video made by some people who thought it was funny, and then posted on YouTube and various other Video Sharing sites and is in no way associated to or indorsed by Nintendo. Also I have noticed a tendancy in some of your other posts to use examples of what people have done with various products as proof that the products are 'Satan's Work' but the same can be said of the Bible, there have been many people in the history of the world who have used the Bible to excuse, or inspire others to commit unspeakable acts against their fellow man. That does not however mean that the Bible, the Church, or Christianity are in any way tools of the devil.

Pastor Ezekiel-The word "Jam" is a term commonly used by musicians. It means to get together and play their musical instruments "ie: Guitar, Harp ect". While I don't question your faith or position as a True Christian I do find your general hatred of the Japenese a bit disturbing when coming from a Pastor.

I realize that this post will likely get me called everything from an Ungodly Harlot to Jap Loving Satanist. But after reading this thread through it's entirety, and several others including the ones about Lego and the show "Lazy Town' I felt these things needed to be said.

[Nobar King]

Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool!

I realize that this post will likely get me called everything from an Ungodly Harlot to Jap Loving Satanist.

If that's what you want:

You're an Ungodly Harlot and Jap Loving Satanist.

Do you feel better, now?

The proof is on the box art and all logos: UR MR GAY

How much simpler can it be?

Stop complaining and start by getting rid of all of your console games. Then, GET A BIBLE!!

[junojubo]

Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool!

I'm sorry, but this is ridiculous, this whole site is ridiculous. It's a children's game and has nothing to do with homosexuality. With the way you are all thinking, you could relate ANYTHING to homosexuality. Seriously, give me any picture and ill find some ridiculous way to relate it to homosexuality like you do.
I'm a christian, I have been my whole life, my Father is a pastor. But SHOCK HORROR i LOVE mario games. And im as straight as a door nail.
And i cant believe how you think you are percect in Gods eyes!
Someone here wrote "We are God's favourite church" thats RIDICULOUS! We are one church, and he loves them all equally!!
And when someone is unfairly banned from this site.. you write
"Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured"
God doesn't have a single enemy, apart from Satan. That is sooo wrong. and 'Aeternal Damnation Assured"? Really? SO even if they DID sin, theyre going to hell? You are sooo perfect that you've never sinned. sure. Go read a bible.

[junojubo]

Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool!

Oh ok.. and because I'm new im 'unsaved TRASH?!'
so everyone who saved is trash? pathetic.