[Pastor Ezekiel]

A pair of solid gold shoes for my betrothed...

...and another one of these for my estate.

Not that I pay any taxes.

[JennyD]

You're going to buy a Japanese servant for your estate, Pastor?

I'm sure there are plenty of Americans you could purchase instead . . .

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by JennyD

You're going to buy a Japanese servant for your estate, Pastor?

I'm sure there are plenty of Americans you could purchase instead . . .

I know, but he comes with the toilet. Some kind of toilet butler I think.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Well, not to give too much away, but my husband, Mr. Whitford, has big plans on where his economic stimulus package is going...

[JennyD]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

I know, but he comes with the toilet. Some kind of toilet butler I think.

Is there ANY Godly American idea those Japs won't steal?!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Originally Posted by JennyD

But . . . but . . . It's from Wal-Mart!

The ladies at the orphanage taught me that Wal-Mart was evil, because they drive American firms out of business and destroy local shops, and put American money in the hands of Chinese who don't tithe a dime instead of good American union workers who would gladly contribute 10% or more to their churches as thanks for God's Manufacturing Bounty.

Strangely enough, the filthy hippies I work for agree! (Except for the tithing part.) They say that buying imported goods from Wal-Mart will fail to stimulate the economy, and that if we are to buy things, they should be from American companies.

(OK, they said purchases should be from local co-ops and communes. I've translated that into American for the rest of us.)

The Chinese take our money and use it to buy the T-Bills that are sold to finance the federal debt - which is where the money for the stimulus package comes from in the first place. It is all part of our Godly President GWB plan to enslave the chinks in the first place. I am continually amazed at how smart he is - we get to pay off that debt in inflated dollars.

Praise Jesus!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

High-end toilets seem to be a trend this decade. Maybe it's related to the increased popularity of bolemic second wives? They spend a lot of time with their faces in toilets, so it makes sense that the toilet should look good.



Who else is thinking ahead to Dr. Laruie's baby shower? I've found a crib that will be perfect:

Princess Carriage Crib: $14,899.00



(Yuck, we need to find a new name for these objects, so that we don't have to use the word "crib" which has been stolen by the inner-city jive-talkers and/or Mitt Romney. How about "mini-plantation"?)

[Jdizzle123]

i will infact buy some prostitutes off the corner of 23nd street....

no joke.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Originally Posted by Jdizzle123

i will infact buy some prostitutes off the corner of 23nd street....

no joke.

Are you sure you've carefully examined what the Bible says about pimping?

Update: seems to be nothing in the Bible against it. Just make sure you rebuke your employees for being such sinful harlots.

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by JennyD

But . . . but . . . It's from Wal-Mart!

The ladies at the orphanage taught me that Wal-Mart was evil, because they drive American firms out of business and destroy local shops, and put American money in the hands of Chinese who don't tithe a dime instead of good American union workers...

There is NO SUCH THING AS A GOOD UNION WORKER! It's the union workers who are driving American firms out of business and destroying local shops. Them and gay marriages.