[Dwayne DeKalb]

In Jesus H Christ, what does the H stand for? Harvey? Herbert?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Dwayne DeKalb

In Jesus H Christ, what does the H stand for? Harvey? Herbert?

You little pervert! This is a thread reserved for TEACHING GOD's Holy Word. Not playing sophomoronic word games.

God mockers get banned, then sent to hellfire by Jesus Christ. That's all you need to know.

[Dwayne DeKalb]

so, in other words you don't know either.

[SalvationSeeker]

"Jesus H Christ" is not mentioned a single time in the KJV1611 Bible.
In other words, YOU added that letter for some strange reason.

So the only thing it really stands for is your retardedness.
It's JESUS CHRIST! Without an H in the middle, fool.

[Brother V]

I bet it got put there to remind everyone that "He is LORD of all".

Acts 10:36 The word which God sent unto the children of Israel, preaching peace by Jesus Christ: (he is Lord of all

Acts 10:36

Another fine example of when the Bible (KJV1611) uses emoticons in scripture.

How glorious is it, that after the Bible (KJV1611) says He is Lord of all, that the writers, almost 400 years before the computer was invented, put in symbols that when put into a web forum, would come up with a smiley face.

PRAISE HIS HOLY NAME!

YI(JH)C
V

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Dwayne DeKalb

so, in other words you don't know either.

No in other words you are another hate filled jerk out to mock Christians.

What do you think this is, some kind of comedy forum you horses' backside?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by Dwayne DeKalb

In Jesus H Christ, what does the H stand for? Harvey? Herbert?

It's from those ignorant poofters who call themselves Pennycostals.

They are so stupid they recite the Lords prayer "Our Father Who Art in Heaven, Harold be Thy Name."

That's where the "H" comes from. Try to use that as a stand-up comedy routine for SATAN as he bakes your head in a pizza oven.

[Sister Noddy]

Originally Posted by Dwayne DeKalb

so, in other words you don't know either

So as you can see Dwayne, you really aren't making a very good impression here. After all, yoooou are the one who brought up the 'H', not us, loser! Have you been drinking again?

[Dwayne DeKalb]

Originally Posted by Sister Noddy

So as you can see Dwayne, you really aren't making a very good impression here. After all, yoooou are the one who brought up the 'H', not us, loser! Have you been drinking again?

And I got an answer. It's harold.
Yes, i have been drinking cammomile tea. It's very soothing.

[Pastor Bob]

You stupid punk, you came here to mock God. Hopefully we can convince you that you should repent and become a Jesus loving tithing church attendee.

Here at the Mullet Hollow Biblical College's Strom Thurmond history departemnt, we study the historical origins of the negro faith and spirituals.

In the early American south, the "H" was added by the eubonics speaking negros who couldn't understand proper American English spoken by their caring white masters. They misinterpreted their white masters as saying "Our who art in heaven Howard be thy thy name." So they added the "H" because they assumed that Jesus had His Father's initials.

Poor interracial-breeding white trash picked up on this and used the "Jesus H Christ" as a blasphemy against the baby Jesus.

So whenever people use the "H" they are showing their pie-stealing heritage.

PB