As a man whose investments have brought jobs to China, I am insulted by people who claim that investing in China has something to do with exploiting lax regulations or gulag labor.
Friends, when you buy something "Made In China" you are helping ourlittle yellow cousins build a better China, a land of milk and honey (which will be eaten with chopsticks because some old tribal superstitions are just too hard to break).
Here are some pictures of what you're buying when you buy "Made In China":
Public Fountains:
Look at this ol' swimming hole, which thanks to Wal-Mart shoppers is now a JACUZZI!
It's like an ALL-DAY SUNSET!
Fun learning experiences for the children:
Olympic-sized swimming pools:
A five-story building! No more living in yurts!
And last but not least, lots and lots of roads, so that our little yellow cousins can drive to their new swimming pools, buidlings, fountains, jacuzzis, and drop of their kids at rock-breaking practise.