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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-06-2013, 06:52 AM
Yet another case of Hollywood plastic surgery gone wrong.
He looked better before.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-06-2013, 03:30 PM
It's like that time hip-hopper Kanye West's mom tried to get a bunch of fat suctioned out of her butt and injected into her lips or something.
That landed her in hell as well, if I recall.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-06-2013, 11:40 PM
We have a special guest on the hell train today!
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Saddleback Church Says Rick Warren’s Son Has Committed Suicide
LAKE FOREST (CBSLA.com) — Pastor Rick and Kay Warren’s youngest son, Matthew, has committed suicide, Saddleback Valley Community Church announced Saturday.
The evangelical megachurch announced the death of the 27-year-old in a statement. He died Friday night.
Described as “an incredibly kind, gentle and compassionate young man whose sweet spirit was encouragement and comfort to many,” the statement said Matthew suffered from mental illness that resulted in deep depression and suicidal thoughts.
“Despite the best healthcare available, this was an illness that was never fully controlled and the emotional pain resulted in his decision to take his life,” the statement said. “We ask everyone to join us in praying for the entire Warren family and that God’s comfort and peace will be with them as they deal with this difficult situation.”
Founded in 1980 by Pastor Rick Warren, Saddleback Church serves the Southern California community with several locations, including one in Lake Forest.
Warren is also known for authoring, “The Purpose Driven Life,” which has sold more than 30 million copies worldwide, according to the church’s website.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-06-2013, 11:59 PM
You mean this double-minded heretic had a son?
He's on his way to hell too!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-07-2013, 05:55 AM
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Described as “an incredibly kind, gentle and compassionate young man whose sweet spirit was encouragement and comfort to many,”
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Doesn't sound like a son to me. They might as well have talked about the lacy apron he used to wear while baking delicious pies.
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-07-2013, 02:26 PM
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Doesn't sound like a son to me. They might as well have talked about the lacy apron he used to wear while baking delicious pies.
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Given what a God-mocker Rick Warren is, that wouldn't surprise me in the least.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-07-2013, 03:21 PM
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Doesn't sound like a son to me. They might as well have talked about the lacy apron he used to wear while baking delicious pies.
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This would be a perfect moment for Rick Warren to condeme homerism.
But, playing the "diplomatic card", he will take a pass. Just watch.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-07-2013, 06:37 PM
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the statement said Matthew suffered from mental illness that resulted in deep depression
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So being a sinner is a "mental illness" now? Have they started demanding special privileges yet?
Your son is in hell, Rick Warren, according to the very book you exploit for money. You reap what you sow, hypocrite. Hopefully you will have the good sense to thank the LORD for confining your son to hell for all eternity and part of His Plan.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-08-2013, 06:38 AM
It's funny how a guy can--allegedly--help so many people while simultaneously getting rich with his parlor psychology and psedo-spiritualist "name it and claim it" style of Oprah Winfrey Christianity, but when it comes to his own family, it's falling apart. A man is supposed to take care of his own family first and put all the rest second. I hope this gives the pastor an occasion to re-think some of the lessons he teaches.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-08-2013, 05:38 PM
Praise God, Annette Funicello is on her way to the lakes of fire in Hell! This skanky strumpet and God-mocker first gave her life to Disney and the Devil in her early teens.
The sheer number of pubescent teenage girls led away from Jesus and into filthy sexual sin by this slut cannot be calculated. Yet our loving God gave her chance after chance to repent and serve Him. The last warning she ignored was when divinely smitten with Multiple Sclerosis. Now she is punished, praise Jesus Christ!
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-08-2013, 05:49 PM
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Praise God, Annette Funicello is on her way to the lakes of fire in Hell! This skanky strumpet and God-mocker first gave her life to Disney and the Devil in her early teens.
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You'd think after all those years of the LORD reminding her of His Love through the gift of multiple sclerosis that she would open her heart to Him. But alas, she ignored Him until the very end. She deserved every ounce of pain and suffering she endured, and she deserves an eternity more.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-08-2013, 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter
Praise God, Annette Funicello is on her way to the lakes of fire in Hell! This skanky strumpet and God-mocker first gave her life to Disney and the Devil in her early teens.
The sheer number of pubescent teenage girls led away from Jesus and into filthy sexual sin by this slut cannot be calculated. Yet our loving God gave her chance after chance to repent and serve Him. The last warning she ignored was when divinely smitten with Multiple Sclerosis. Now she is punished, praise Jesus Christ!
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Who's the slut who's going to burn for all eternity? A-n-n e-t-t-e F-u-n it's not fun in Hell i-c-e-l-l-o.
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-08-2013, 09:13 PM
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Who's the slut who's going to burn for all eternity? A-n-n e-t-t-e F-u-n it's not fun in Hell i-c-e-l-l-o.
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I wonder if Satan is going to make her wear her Mickey Mouse ears while he rapes her with his giant, barbed tallywhacker over and over and over and over!
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04-08-2013, 09:51 PM
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I wonder if Satan is going to make her wear her Mickey Mouse ears while he rapes her with his giant, barbed tallywhacker over and over and over and over!
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I'm sure he has stapled it to her head.
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-08-2013, 10:18 PM
Praise Jesus! The snaggle-toothed old British RINO Margaret Thatcher has been sent to hell by God Almighty! If it wasn't for her, Ronald Reagan could have been even greater!
Even the natives don't like her. (I'm not sure what they're saying in this video, as I don't speak gibberish.)
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-08-2013, 10:42 PM
Apparently, they are going to bury Margaret Thatcher in a man made lake.... at least it will be, once they've stopped pissing on her grave. Thatcher might have crushed the unions, destroyed our industry and shut down our furnaces but she wont find it too easy to shut down Satan's furnace.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-12-2013, 05:35 PM
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-21-2013, 06:34 AM
A man who spit in God's loving face by thwarting His will that the Polio spread!
Hilary Koprowski, Developed Live-Virus Polio Vaccine, Dies at 96
I know Satan will be giving him plenty of shots where he is going!
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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04-21-2013, 03:24 PM
The Lord has poured out His holy wrath upon a pervert-enabler who abused the concept of freedom of speech — which correctly applies only to anti-sodomite speech and expenditures by conservative lobbying groups — to defend pornographers.
From The Washington False Christian Compost:
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Edward de Grazia, lawyer and free-speech advocate, dies at 86
Edward de Grazia, a First Amendment lawyer who won landmark obscenity cases in which he defended such literary works as Henry Miller’s “Tropic of Cancer” and William Burroughs’s “Naked Lunch,” died April 11 at the Potomac Valley Nursing & Wellness Center in [a D.C. suburb that allows queers to get "married"]. He was 86.
He had Alzheimer’s disease, his son David de Grazia said.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-22-2013, 11:39 AM
Chrissy Amphlett of the Divinyls, an Australien entertaineress best known for singing the praises of the *M* abomination, will get to be touched by Satan for eternity.
Lie-beral "news" source:
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Chrissy Amphlett, Singer With Legendary Australian rockers Divinyls, Dies At 53
Chrissy Amphlett, the potent frontwoman of the Divinyls, the ARIA Hall of Fame-inducted group whose sexually-driven song “I Touch Myself” was a global hit in 1991, has died at her home in New York after a battle with breast cancer and multiple sclerosis. She was 53.
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